Worst Move You've Ever Seen?

[EmperorAllspice]

2001:A Space Odyssey may not be the "worst" film I've ever seen. But it's certainly the one I hate the most and consider the most overated. Which is fundamentally the same thing for me. Critique movies as much as you want from a technical standpoint, at least they can be entertaining.

[SinisterDeath]

2001:A Space Odyssey may not be the "worst" film I've ever seen. But it's certainly the one I hate the most and consider the most overated. Which is fundamentally the same thing for me. Critique movies as much as you want from a technical standpoint, at least they can be entertaining.

 

2001 was dubbed as the most expensive religious movie ever made.

[EmperorAllspice]

2001 is a 10 hour special effects reel... with an awesome story crammed in the middle... like delicious gammon steak between two moldy slices of bread.

[balefired-ed2]

Postal. One of my friends really loves to watch terrible movies, and I watched this with him directly after watching another gem, Zombie Strippers. Uwe Boll really should be banned from making movies, even if Rampage was kinda decent.

[wotfan4472]

I got a copy of Cloverfield on DVD...... watched it once..... thats about it........lol I also must agree to disagree with Nolder over New Zealand.... don not blame nz, blame the knucklheads that wrote it, lol

Edited November 9, 2012 by wotfan4472

[ironcross]

have any of you ever watched the star wars christmass spetial?

[Arinth]

Lol Eragon. What the hell.

 

Thank you. I am so glad it took less than two pages for someone to mention this one.

[Starrik]

I loved Sucker Punch.

That was an insane movie. I couldn't watch it all the way through. Eragon sucked, though i liked the books. I've only read 2001, haven't seen it yet. I think I habitually forget sucky movies.

[Elynde]

The Star Wars Christmas Special.  I think Machin Shin is less leathal to one's mind than that debacle.  "Stir whip, stir whip, stir whip, whip, stir."  Why was that scene even there?  Why?

 

Eragon at least had top-notch effects and okay music to keep the mental faculties engaged.  That christmas special had nothing of the sort.

[Krakalakachkn]

Eragon or The Last Airbender.

[Tiinker]

Dead or Alive The Movie. I almost had a seizure.

[Zanarky]

Lesbian Vampire Killers was pretty awful.

 

I watched Mulan 2 and nearly cried at how horrendous it was.

 

I'm sure if I watched The Room, my eyes would be bleeding or I'd be rocking back and forth in the fetal position in a corner somewhere.

[Teenage_Kicks]

One of the worst movies i've seen is "Invincible" staring Billy Zane..... http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0216487/

 

Also, for a "its so bad it's good" film i have to say "My name is Bruce", Staring Bruce Campbell.  http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0489235/   (Or "Bubba Ho-tep" - http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0281686/)

 

 

 

Edit....  Just remembered being subjected to a film called "Mega Shark V.s Giant Octopus" by a friend..... i've never forgiven him. 

Edited June 18, 2013 by Teenage_Kicks

[csarmi]

Independence Day.

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

man I hate that movie

[Tiinker]

Independence Day.

 

With Will Smith? I LOVE THAT MOVIE

[Tyzack]

So, I totally opened this thread thinking it was about the worst "Move" (ie, dance move/pick up line) because I've seen some pretty bad ones.

 

"Try? I don't try, all I have to do is show this face?" <- "Friend"

"What did you just say?" <- Me

"Oh, yeah, I said that. I make my mom proud."

"Because of your face?"

"With my face."

 

 

...I walk away

 

 

But worst movie? Like movie afterwhich I think "Wow, i just lost 2 hours of my life?"

 

I dunno, GI Joe 2?

[Samuraiflip05]

Hmmm, how about Pirhana(the new one filled with pron stars and Jerry O'Connel).  Lots of jubblies, not lots of sense. 

[SinisterDeath]

Hmmm, how about Pirhana(the new one filled with pron stars and Jerry O'Connel).  Lots of jubblies, not lots of sense. 

Hey, the scene with the black cop from the first one, was epic.

And the whole scenes dedicated to The hoff were brilliant.

[Samuraiflip05]

The Hoff...that would be the sequel pirahna 3D.  Probably just as bad....lol.  I meant the first one with Jerry O'Connell and Gianna Michaels.  . 

[Darki'n]

Ah, I want so much to post this somewhere:

 

Hansel & Gretel: Witch hunters (or something like that)

 

That's absolutely the worst movie I've seen during my short life. I was forced to watch it at school in Halloween, and I just couldn't keep my eyes open for the last 15 or so minutes. I LOVE to hate that movie. Right after I came home that day I went reading the reviews of the movie and rejoiced for every one-star and couldn't believe those who rated it 10 stars.

 

Seriously, if Witch Hunters is a movie they think 15-year-olds like, then most of us either have a terrible taste OR our taste is greatly underestimated.

[Krakalakachkn]

Hunger Games was pretty godawful

[wotfan4472]

I totally despise Cloverfield.......spent 1 dollar for DVD.......... even that was too expensive. It serves as a floor decoration now. Another is the Bourne Identity. Walked out of the room with that one and will not watch it or its siblings.

Edited May 2, 2014 by wotfan4472

[Knivy]

You didnt like the Bourne movies?

[SinisterDeath]

Zombie Ass: Toilet of the Dead.... It's on Netflix.

 

 

Edited May 4, 2014 by SinisterDeath