You know you're maybe a bit TOO into the WoT when ...

[Crystal Tipps]

231. When you hear a child screaming on the bus and think 'for goodness sake child, stop making such a fuss' in an very Aes Sedai way.

[Brandie]

232. When trying to clean up the husband's language around the toddler (who's picking up more words every day), you make an acceptable list of alternate curses all from WoT...

 

233. When he actually uses them

[MashiraSedai]

234. When apologizing to your husband you say, "Light! I'm sorry I was woolheaded lummox with half the brains."

 

235. When he replies, "Don't be so hard on yourself, you can be the lummox, but I have half the brain"

[Aiel Heart]

232. When trying to clean up the husband's language around the toddler (who's picking up more words every day), you make an acceptable list of alternate curses all from WoT...

 

233. When he actually uses them

AWWWWWWWw

 

236. When you pretend like you are a Two Rivers girl every time you brush your hair (mine isn't long enough for Nyneave so I usually pretend like I'm Egwene).

 

237. When you've actually tried the 100 strokes

 

238. When you succeed with the 100 strokes (I've yet to have the patience to do this :P )

[Brandie]

234. When apologizing to your husband you say, "Light! I'm sorry I was woolheaded lummox with half the brains."

 

235. When he replies, "Don't be so hard on yourself, you can be the lummox, but I have half the brain"

 

Lol that's great!!

 

232. When trying to clean up the husband's language around the toddler (who's picking up more words every day), you make an acceptable list of alternate curses all from WoT...

 

233. When he actually uses them

AWWWWWWWw

 

236. When you pretend like you are a Two Rivers girl every time you brush your hair (mine isn't long enough for Nyneave so I usually pretend like I'm Egwene).

 

237. When you've actually tried the 100 strokes

 

238. When you succeed with the 100 strokes (I've yet to have the patience to do this :P )

 

239. When you grow out your hair and get your little sister to watch youtube vids on braiding so you can some day achieve the Birgitte Silverbow braid

[Leala Sedai]

240. When you think of school in this manner: "I finished high school, I'm an Accepted!" "I finished college, now I'm an Aes Sedai!"

[Aiel Heart]

(I'm not sure if I've already posted this one, and I can't search right now :P )

 

241. When you refer to your computer as a "box shaped ter'angreal" on a daily basis.

[Brandie]

LMAO love this thread sooo much!!

[Nyanna al'Meara]

^^ 100 strokes - yeeessss! XD *has wasted many a morning doing said technique while actually supposed to have started on chores long before* >.>

 

242. When your ipod automatically tries to correct wrong spelled words with 'saidar'. O.O

 

[Aiel Heart]

243. When seven out of your twenty four top sites are dragonmount/WoT related...

 

 

and six more arguably are related--I discovered dragoncave via dm (three sites are related to that), I discovered mafia on dm (two sites that have mafia stuffs on them) and then pottermore (which I probably would have joined anyway but definitely did because dmers are on it) :P

[Brandie]

244. So I totally had a lucid dream last night and it was a wolf dream. My first thought on waking: OMG I can enter Tel'aran'rhiod unaided!!

[Aiel Heart]

245. When you find yourself watching the way a man walks and thinking "he moves like a Warder"

[Rekinu Alasayaar]

246. When my little girl decided to dress herself in completely different clothing I immediately said "oh, she is a Tinker..." When I said it, my wife did NOT get it... lol.

[condonmc]

247. When ever an innocent plain looking person in a crowded place is walking straight at you, you assume grey man and prepare yourself for an attack that never comes.....or will it...!

[Crystal Tipps]

248. When you watch Inception and think about the dreams as being Tel'aran'rhiod.

 

I'm pretty sure I have been entering Tel'aran'rhiod a lot recently! Lol

[Gayden]

153. When you have a quarterstaff battle with your brother and unconsciously starts shouting CARAI AL CALDAZAR! ELLISANDE! A ELLISANDE! over and over.

 

154. When you hold a statue made of ivory, shut your eyes tight, concentrate reeeeeaaaal hard, and try to cleanse the oil off the top of the jar of pesto using saidin.

 

 

155. Maybe I should have tried using saidar?

 

156. Or maybe I should try together with someone?

 

157. When you go around the house and farm looking for the Dragon Reborn because you need him to help you cleanse the Taint off a jar of pesto.

One of the funniest untill now.

[Gayden]

246. When you jump out of the window, pretending it to be a Travelling portal. (Trust me, dosent work.)

[michellem]

247. When you read other books, and people do magic without others realizing, and you think "can't they see the weaves?!!!"

[Brandie]

248. (building on what Mish said) When you read other fantasy books with magic and think to yourself, "This magic system does NOT make sense! You have to weave together air and fire to get a fireball, you can't just say a magic word or open your hand!"

[charis sedai]

249. when you type the opposite sex according to WoT characters: ie: oh, he's such a Perrin, and I'm a Mat girl...lol

[RandA lThor]

250. When you see anyone with a veil on their mouths and call them an Aiel "this has happened to me"

[Ryrin]

248. (building on what Mish said) When you read other fantasy books with magic and think to yourself, "This magic system does NOT make sense! You have to weave together air and fire to get a fireball, you can't just say a magic word or open your hand!"

 

This is so true.

[Aiel Heart]

251. When you feel indecent when you are wearing a full length skirt and you must raise it above your ankles

 

252. When you are wearing a full length skirt and lift it to your knees to run (after a little kid whom is darting towards the road) and you feel like an Aiel Wise One

[Crystal Tipps]

253. When you go downstairs to make a drink and its dark and you expect to turn the light on and see a trolloc stood there... yes, I did this!

 

254. You then stand there trying to imagine the size of a trolloc compared to the door frame and think it would probably be taller since Loial is half again as big as a man and his head would probably touch the ceiling...

 

255. ... You then see Loials face in the swirls on the ceiling.

 

I have been rereading the first book... although I must have been hallucinating because I cannot find his face now :(

[MashiraSedai]

256. When you tug on your hair when you're angry, without realizing you've picked up this habit until someone points it out.