Crystal Tipps Posted April 18, 2012 Share Posted April 18, 2012 (edited) 231. When you hear a child screaming on the bus and think 'for goodness sake child, stop making such a fuss' in an very Aes Sedai way. Edited April 18, 2012 by Crystal Tipps Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brandie Posted April 18, 2012 Share Posted April 18, 2012 (edited) 232. When trying to clean up the husband's language around the toddler (who's picking up more words every day), you make an acceptable list of alternate curses all from WoT... 233. When he actually uses them Edited April 18, 2012 by Brandie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MashiraSedai Posted April 18, 2012 Share Posted April 18, 2012 234. When apologizing to your husband you say, "Light! I'm sorry I was woolheaded lummox with half the brains." 235. When he replies, "Don't be so hard on yourself, you can be the lummox, but I have half the brain" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aiel Heart Posted April 18, 2012 Share Posted April 18, 2012 (edited) 232. When trying to clean up the husband's language around the toddler (who's picking up more words every day), you make an acceptable list of alternate curses all from WoT... 233. When he actually uses them AWWWWWWWw 236. When you pretend like you are a Two Rivers girl every time you brush your hair (mine isn't long enough for Nyneave so I usually pretend like I'm Egwene). 237. When you've actually tried the 100 strokes 238. When you succeed with the 100 strokes (I've yet to have the patience to do this :P ) Edited April 18, 2012 by Aiel Heart Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brandie Posted April 18, 2012 Share Posted April 18, 2012 234. When apologizing to your husband you say, "Light! I'm sorry I was woolheaded lummox with half the brains." 235. When he replies, "Don't be so hard on yourself, you can be the lummox, but I have half the brain" Lol that's great!! 232. When trying to clean up the husband's language around the toddler (who's picking up more words every day), you make an acceptable list of alternate curses all from WoT... 233. When he actually uses them AWWWWWWWw 236. When you pretend like you are a Two Rivers girl every time you brush your hair (mine isn't long enough for Nyneave so I usually pretend like I'm Egwene). 237. When you've actually tried the 100 strokes 238. When you succeed with the 100 strokes (I've yet to have the patience to do this :P ) 239. When you grow out your hair and get your little sister to watch youtube vids on braiding so you can some day achieve the Birgitte Silverbow braid Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leala Sedai Posted April 19, 2012 Share Posted April 19, 2012 240. When you think of school in this manner: "I finished high school, I'm an Accepted!" "I finished college, now I'm an Aes Sedai!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aiel Heart Posted April 20, 2012 Share Posted April 20, 2012 (I'm not sure if I've already posted this one, and I can't search right now :P ) 241. When you refer to your computer as a "box shaped ter'angreal" on a daily basis. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brandie Posted April 21, 2012 Share Posted April 21, 2012 LMAO love this thread sooo much!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nyanna al'Meara Posted April 21, 2012 Share Posted April 21, 2012 ^^ 100 strokes - yeeessss! XD *has wasted many a morning doing said technique while actually supposed to have started on chores long before* >.> 242. When your ipod automatically tries to correct wrong spelled words with 'saidar'. O.O Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aiel Heart Posted April 21, 2012 Share Posted April 21, 2012 (edited) 243. When seven out of your twenty four top sites are dragonmount/WoT related... and six more arguably are related--I discovered dragoncave via dm (three sites are related to that), I discovered mafia on dm (two sites that have mafia stuffs on them) and then pottermore (which I probably would have joined anyway but definitely did because dmers are on it) :P Edited April 21, 2012 by Aiel Heart Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brandie Posted April 27, 2012 Share Posted April 27, 2012 244. So I totally had a lucid dream last night and it was a wolf dream. My first thought on waking: OMG I can enter Tel'aran'rhiod unaided!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aiel Heart Posted April 27, 2012 Share Posted April 27, 2012 245. When you find yourself watching the way a man walks and thinking "he moves like a Warder" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rekinu Alasayaar Posted April 28, 2012 Share Posted April 28, 2012 246. When my little girl decided to dress herself in completely different clothing I immediately said "oh, she is a Tinker..." When I said it, my wife did NOT get it... lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
condonmc Posted April 28, 2012 Share Posted April 28, 2012 247. When ever an innocent plain looking person in a crowded place is walking straight at you, you assume grey man and prepare yourself for an attack that never comes.....or will it...! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crystal Tipps Posted April 30, 2012 Share Posted April 30, 2012 248. When you watch Inception and think about the dreams as being Tel'aran'rhiod. I'm pretty sure I have been entering Tel'aran'rhiod a lot recently! Lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gayden Posted May 12, 2012 Share Posted May 12, 2012 153. When you have a quarterstaff battle with your brother and unconsciously starts shouting CARAI AL CALDAZAR! ELLISANDE! A ELLISANDE! over and over. 154. When you hold a statue made of ivory, shut your eyes tight, concentrate reeeeeaaaal hard, and try to cleanse the oil off the top of the jar of pesto using saidin. 155. Maybe I should have tried using saidar? 156. Or maybe I should try together with someone? 157. When you go around the house and farm looking for the Dragon Reborn because you need him to help you cleanse the Taint off a jar of pesto. One of the funniest untill now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gayden Posted May 12, 2012 Share Posted May 12, 2012 246. When you jump out of the window, pretending it to be a Travelling portal. (Trust me, dosent work.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
michellem Posted May 13, 2012 Share Posted May 13, 2012 247. When you read other books, and people do magic without others realizing, and you think "can't they see the weaves?!!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brandie Posted May 13, 2012 Share Posted May 13, 2012 248. (building on what Mish said) When you read other fantasy books with magic and think to yourself, "This magic system does NOT make sense! You have to weave together air and fire to get a fireball, you can't just say a magic word or open your hand!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
charis sedai Posted May 19, 2012 Share Posted May 19, 2012 249. when you type the opposite sex according to WoT characters: ie: oh, he's such a Perrin, and I'm a Mat girl...lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandA lThor Posted May 19, 2012 Share Posted May 19, 2012 250. When you see anyone with a veil on their mouths and call them an Aiel "this has happened to me" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryrin Posted May 19, 2012 Share Posted May 19, 2012 248. (building on what Mish said) When you read other fantasy books with magic and think to yourself, "This magic system does NOT make sense! You have to weave together air and fire to get a fireball, you can't just say a magic word or open your hand!" This is so true. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aiel Heart Posted May 19, 2012 Share Posted May 19, 2012 251. When you feel indecent when you are wearing a full length skirt and you must raise it above your ankles 252. When you are wearing a full length skirt and lift it to your knees to run (after a little kid whom is darting towards the road) and you feel like an Aiel Wise One Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crystal Tipps Posted May 21, 2012 Share Posted May 21, 2012 (edited) 253. When you go downstairs to make a drink and its dark and you expect to turn the light on and see a trolloc stood there... yes, I did this! 254. You then stand there trying to imagine the size of a trolloc compared to the door frame and think it would probably be taller since Loial is half again as big as a man and his head would probably touch the ceiling... 255. ... You then see Loials face in the swirls on the ceiling. I have been rereading the first book... although I must have been hallucinating because I cannot find his face now :( Edited May 21, 2012 by Crystal Tipps Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MashiraSedai Posted May 21, 2012 Share Posted May 21, 2012 256. When you tug on your hair when you're angry, without realizing you've picked up this habit until someone points it out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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