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You know you're maybe a bit TOO into the WoT when ...


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678. When your at the bar and a girl asks you to dance and u grab a broom break of the top and jump up and throw a roundhouse kick while thrusting the broom at her direction saying "wheres your spear?".

 

679.  When a lady asks for a kiss and you excitedly tilt your head back waiting for the blades to nick it first....

 

680. when you get into a fight with your ex and in anger attempt to channel a gateway and walk dab smack into a wall....

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682. When you're driving down the highway, and see a blackbird sitting on a sign ahead, and for a moment time freezes as you and the crow have a staredown. You look away first, but not out of fear but because the crow isn't worth your time and also ROAD

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690. You're in your friend's astrovan, and you notice that it has to take much slower and more careful turns because it is bigger. You then mentally call it a "Perrin-van"

 

691. When that leads you to post this

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692. When you don't want to get out of bed, and think, "a village wisdom would never stay in bed!"

 

693. When you try to ask the random people in your dreams their names, and try to remember them so that you can find them when you wake outside Tel'aran'rhiod   :huh:

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had to share this one here too:

 

696. You know you're too into Wheel of Time (and are on Dragonmount to much when... And are a staff member of the Aiel on Dragonmount when...) you are typing up a student worksheet in which they create their own alien culture and you title the page "Aiel Culture" and you don't notice that anything is wrong until you're about to print the thing.

....Yes, this really did just happen.
 
And then I almost saved it as "Aiel Culture" as well
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