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309. When you are considering a WOT tattoo.

 

Which I am right now.

 

 

(ok, this one isn't really obsessed with WoT as much as obsessed with DM.)

 

311. When you read a reference to Egwene and think "they spelled Elgee wrong" :facepalm: This happened to me today.

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311. When you read a reference to Egwene and think "they spelled Elgee wrong" :facepalm: This happened to me today.

 

LOL!

 

314. When you come THIS close to telling a difficult client "Don't make me set the Sword Captain on you!".

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I just read through 17 pages of this, so you bet a thought of a lot in that time...

 

317. When you divert your eyes from bald women

 

^can't believe no one thought of this, it's actually happened to me!^

 

318. When you refer to zebras as razors

 

319. When you refer to elephants as boar-horses or s'redit

 

320. When you refer to ogres as ogiers

 

321. When you refer to trolls as trollocs

 

323. When you refer to cacti as segade plants

 

324. When you have this (front: http://i50.tinypic.com/24g4rht.jpg back: http://i50.tinypic.com/15yvvdh.jpg ) on a shirt (I do!)

 

325. When you're playing Risk, and one guy was camped in Australia the entire time. When he finally emerges, you say to the guy in Asia "I TOLD YOU, YOU SHOULD HAVE KILLED HIM WHEN YOU HAD THE CHANCE!"

 

326. When you're playing Altered Beast on Sega Genesis (http://bulk2.destructoid.com/ul/143324-alteredbeast.jpg) and the monster in the bottom-centre is exactly what a grolm looks like in your mind. (Probably the only one who gets this)

 

327. When after reading the entire series twice, you FINALLY google what it means to 'box someone's ears'

 

328. When you see WoT abbreviations absolutely EVERYWHERE (EX. ipod is I Path of Daggers)

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331 - If everytime you meet a really annoying sexist woman you think they'd be perfect for the Red Ajah.

332 - When you nearly call that annoying young girl at work who thinks they know it all Egwene.

333 - If when playing a board game and it's your turn to roll the dice you say It's time to roll the dice - or if you can remember it - Dovie'andi se tovya sagain.

334 - When you wonder if that mysterious suspicious bloke who keeps himself to himself is Demandred.

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335 - If when trying to agree a name for your soon to be born child, you wonder if you can persuade your partner that Rand for a boy and Birgitte for a girl would be fantastic.

336 - You vow that your daughter will not grow up to have an attitude like Nynaeve, Egwene, Elayne or 99.9% of the other AS but will be as strong and confident as them.

337 - You try (without success) to find a ring with a Raven and a fox on it.

338 - You hope your son grows up to be as strong as Perrin, as lucky as Mat and as influential as Rand

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339 - Every time you drop a plate you wonder if it's one of the missing seals

340 - You keep checking how many days there are until AMOL is released.

341 - You keep checking whether there are any decent WOT computer games and wonder if Blizzard can be persuaded to make Wheel of Time MMORPG when they've finished with World of Warcraft.

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339 - Every time you drop a plate you wonder if it's one of the missing seals

 

.... oh thanks EVER so much. As if I didn't have enough to worry about, now you've gone and put THAT thought into my head. *glares and tugs braid*

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342:

 

339 - Every time you drop a plate you wonder if it's one of the missing seals

 

.... oh thanks EVER so much. As if I didn't have enough to worry about, now you've gone and put THAT thought into my head. *glares and tugs braid*

 

Lol, thanks :)

 

340 - You keep checking how many days there are until AMOL is released.

<.< >.>

 

Thats great - I didn't know about this site :) Saved to favourites

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