Elgee Posted June 10, 2011 Share Posted June 10, 2011 1) Someone asks what your favourite tea is, and without thinking you answer "Tremalking black" ... 2) ... name some more reasons Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daruya Posted June 10, 2011 Share Posted June 10, 2011 2. When you are frustrated with something, rather than uttering the "flavor of the day" curse word, you come out with "bloody buttered onions." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keyholder21 Posted June 10, 2011 Share Posted June 10, 2011 3) when you hear a voice in your head and you tell Lews Therin to knock it off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elgee Posted June 10, 2011 Author Share Posted June 10, 2011 4) When someone says they hear a voice in their head and your first reactions is: "ach shame - poor Asha'man" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nynaeve Posted June 10, 2011 Share Posted June 10, 2011 5) When you claim your sibling is a Darkfriend and must die. Nyn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moon Sedai Posted June 10, 2011 Share Posted June 10, 2011 6) You sniff at annoying men and pull on your hair in frustration. 7) You pull on your earlobe and hum to yourself when checking out a hottie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keyholder21 Posted June 10, 2011 Share Posted June 10, 2011 lol Moon. Ok, been thinking about these for the past few minutes. 8) When you see peach on the menu and think someone is out to poison you. 9) when a choker has a whole new meaning. 10) When you understand Aiel jokes. 11) When you are fluent in Old Tongue. 12) When you buy yellow contacts and start howling at the moon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sakaea Posted June 10, 2011 Share Posted June 10, 2011 LOL! 13) The only swears you use now are "bloody", "flaming", etc. 14) You want to learn to sword fight because you want to be a Warder. 15) You spend 4 hours trying to channel and only succeed in giving yourself a headache. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moon Sedai Posted June 10, 2011 Share Posted June 10, 2011 16. You call your enemies Darkfriends. 17. When your dogs misbehave, you call them Darkhounds (I do this. It's extra funny because they're black dogs) 18. You order Oosquai and wear Algode. 19. You ask your local band to "Play it in High Chant!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elgee Posted June 10, 2011 Author Share Posted June 10, 2011 LMAO! And I thought I was weird! 20. A friend tells you the doctor had to chase the baby around a bit in the womb to get the heart beat because it was playing hide and seek, and you say "aah either going to be a Blue or a Warder, then". 21. Your friend gets it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mirshann Uuranor Posted June 10, 2011 Share Posted June 10, 2011 22. When the "friend" Elgee mentioned is you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nynaeve Posted June 10, 2011 Share Posted June 10, 2011 23. When you worry your pet rat is communicating your every move to the Dark One. Nyn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nynaeve Posted June 10, 2011 Share Posted June 10, 2011 24. When you turn on the fan, grab your salad bowl and extend it up in the air, all the while proclaiming it the bowl of the winds. Nyn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ineedfourberfs Posted June 11, 2011 Share Posted June 11, 2011 As an aside, I actually do thumb my ear when looking at a pretty. And being Australian, the word 'bloody' is about 70% of my vocabulary already. 25. You actually use the phrase "Light!" when shocked. And think it fits perfectly. Nyn, you so crazy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nynaeve Posted June 11, 2011 Share Posted June 11, 2011 Well known fact. If you open the dictionary at the word 'crazy' you'll find... its definition, DUH! 26. If looking at a stone makes you think of Lan. 27. If looking at a pebble makes you think of Lan. 28. If looking at a stone building makes you think of Lan. Nyn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mirshann Uuranor Posted June 11, 2011 Share Posted June 11, 2011 29. If you've ever called to order a pizza and asked for ice peppers as a topping. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bhskeeper11 Posted June 11, 2011 Share Posted June 11, 2011 30. When you use the phrase "Tai'shar <wherever>" when complimenting someone, without fully intending to--it just rolls off the tongue. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moon Sedai Posted June 11, 2011 Share Posted June 11, 2011 31. WHen you go to sign an official document under your DM screenname {I had to get a new tax form at work because I signed 'Ahmoondah Sedai of the Red Ajah. "} 32. When you refer to your evil empire employer as "Thakandar, Shayol Ghul." 33. When you try to figure out the names of sword forms while watching a swordfight in a film. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mirshann Uuranor Posted June 11, 2011 Share Posted June 11, 2011 34. When you've actually tried to find Manetheren (which means "mountain home" in the Old Tongue) on a map. 35. When you've actually found it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
charis sedai Posted June 11, 2011 Share Posted June 11, 2011 36. you try to decide who in your circle of friends is most like which character. 37. you have serious discussions with your friends on which country you'd be from... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rasheta Ardashir Posted June 11, 2011 Share Posted June 11, 2011 38. When you actually tell people "You are so {insert proper Ajah here}" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tigara Posted June 11, 2011 Share Posted June 11, 2011 39. When you ask if someone wants to play stones with you 40. When you randomly start giggling and when someone asks, you just say "Oh, it's just a WoT thing!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elgee Posted June 11, 2011 Author Share Posted June 11, 2011 41. When crap happens and you say "The Wheel Weaves ..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bhskeeper11 Posted June 11, 2011 Share Posted June 11, 2011 42. When you consider whether your favorite characters' names will work with your last name for the purpose of naming your future children. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lessa Nikia Posted June 11, 2011 Share Posted June 11, 2011 (edited) Light! I so do most of these...I've read the series once. 43. When you tell someone, who has read the series multiple times and you have read it once, something that happens in the book and they say, "That doesn't happen there." You say, "Yes it does." They go to look it up and find out you're right. Edited June 11, 2011 by Lessa Nikia Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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