You know you're maybe a bit TOO into the WoT when ...

[Elgee]

1) Someone asks what your favourite tea is, and without thinking you answer "Tremalking black" ...

 

2) ... name some more reasons

[Daruya]

2. When you are frustrated with something, rather than uttering the "flavor of the day" curse word, you come out with "bloody buttered onions."

[keyholder21]

3) when you hear a voice in your head and you tell Lews Therin to knock it off.

[Elgee]

4) When someone says they hear a voice in their head and your first reactions is: "ach shame - poor Asha'man"

[Nynaeve]

5) When you claim your sibling is a Darkfriend and must die.

 

 

 

 

Nyn

[Moon Sedai]

6) You sniff at annoying men and pull on your hair in frustration.

 

7) You pull on your earlobe and hum to yourself when checking out a hottie

 

 

[keyholder21]

lol Moon.

 

Ok, been thinking about these for the past few minutes.

 

 

8) When you see peach on the menu and think someone is out to poison you.

 

9) when a choker has a whole new meaning.

 

10) When you understand Aiel jokes.

 

11) When you are fluent in Old Tongue.

 

12) When you buy yellow contacts and start howling at the moon.

[Sakaea]

LOL!

 

13) The only swears you use now are "bloody", "flaming", etc.

 

14) You want to learn to sword fight because you want to be a Warder.

 

15) You spend 4 hours trying to channel and only succeed in giving yourself a headache.

[Moon Sedai]

16. You call your enemies Darkfriends.

 

17. When your dogs misbehave, you call them Darkhounds (I do this. It's extra funny because they're black dogs)

 

18. You order Oosquai and wear Algode.

 

19. You ask your local band to "Play it in High Chant!"

[Elgee]

LMAO! And I thought I was weird!

 

20. A friend tells you the doctor had to chase the baby around a bit in the womb to get the heart beat because it was playing hide and seek, and you say "aah either going to be a Blue or a Warder, then".

 

21. Your friend gets it.

[Mirshann Uuranor]

22. When the "friend" Elgee mentioned is you.

[Nynaeve]

23. When you worry your pet rat is communicating your every move to the Dark One.

 

 

 

 

 

Nyn

[Nynaeve]

24. When you turn on the fan, grab your salad bowl and extend it up in the air, all the while proclaiming it the bowl of the winds.

 

 

 

 

 

Nyn

[ineedfourberfs]

As an aside, I actually do thumb my ear when looking at a pretty. And being Australian, the word 'bloody' is about 70% of my vocabulary already.

 

25. You actually use the phrase "Light!" when shocked. And think it fits perfectly.

 

 

 

Nyn, you so crazy.

[Nynaeve]

Well known fact. If you open the dictionary at the word 'crazy' you'll find... its definition, DUH!

 

26. If looking at a stone makes you think of Lan.

 

27. If looking at a pebble makes you think of Lan.

 

28. If looking at a stone building makes you think of Lan.

 

 

 

 

Nyn

[Mirshann Uuranor]

29. If you've ever called to order a pizza and asked for ice peppers as a topping.

[bhskeeper11]

30. When you use the phrase "Tai'shar <wherever>" when complimenting someone, without fully intending to--it just rolls off the tongue.

[Moon Sedai]

31. WHen you go to sign an official document under your DM screenname {I had to get a new tax form at work because I signed 'Ahmoondah Sedai of the Red Ajah. "}

 

32. When you refer to your evil empire employer as "Thakandar, Shayol Ghul."

 

33. When you try to figure out the names of sword forms while watching a swordfight in a film.

 

 

[Mirshann Uuranor]

34. When you've actually tried to find Manetheren (which means "mountain home" in the Old Tongue) on a map.

 

35. When you've actually found it.

[charis sedai]

36. you try to decide who in your circle of friends is most like which character.

 

37. you have serious discussions with your friends on which country you'd be from...

[Rasheta Ardashir]

38. When you actually tell people "You are so {insert proper Ajah here}"

 

 

[Tigara]

39. When you ask if someone wants to play stones with you

 

40. When you randomly start giggling and when someone asks, you just say "Oh, it's just a WoT thing!"

[Elgee]

41. When crap happens and you say "The Wheel Weaves ..."

[bhskeeper11]

42. When you consider whether your favorite characters' names will work with your last name for the purpose of naming your future children.

[Lessa Nikia]

Light! I so do most of these...I've read the series once.

 

43. When you tell someone, who has read the series multiple times and you have read it once, something that happens in the book and they say, "That doesn't happen there." You say, "Yes it does." They go to look it up and find out you're right.

Edited June 11, 2011 by Lessa Nikia