Worst Move You've Ever Seen?

[Nolder]

I'm wondering what you guys think is the worst movie you've ever seen. Please only put down movies you've actually watched or attempted to watch.

 

For me it was Eagle vs Shark. Went in expecting epic animal battles, left hating New Zealand SO MUCH.

[Rufae]

Showgirls....

 

Yeah, even the lure of naked women wasn't enough of a draw to keep me from wanting to make an early exit.

[Gabriel Kross]

that "Vote for Pedro" movie... I forget the actual name of it but it was so bad

[Nolder]

that "Vote for Pedro" movie... I forget the actual name of it but it was so bad

Napoleon Dynamite

 

Also Get Smart was pretty bad imo but my mom loved it

I guess I just didn't get all the references to the show

Still 99999999999999999 times better than Eagle vs Shark though

[Gabriel Kross]

I liked Get Smart tbh...

[Nolder]

D:

[Tyzack]

Battle of the Last Panzer.

 

I bought a set of 5 WWII classics for $1 at some random movie store, and they all were worth about $.20, but that one wins by a mile.

 

Five for Hell (also in that set) is a close second because it features bunch of American GIs invading a nazi base with a trampoline and a softball.

 

Actually, Five for Hell might win...again because it is a bunch of GIs invading a nazi base with _a_trampoline_and_a_softball_.

[ironcross]

define bad. i say this cause theres bad like the letdown of phantom menice. then theres bad like godzilla vs "insert random japanees monster here" then theres bad like kill bill (i know a lot of you liked it, but to me it was just 1 1/2 hours of pointless bloodshed) then theres bad like this old luise lamore western that i saw once, with an allstar cast that was nothing like the book and made a one our movie seem like about three hours long. so again i say wich kind of bad do you mean

[SinisterDeath]

Cheer Leader Autopsy, Curteosy of NetFlix Watch Now service.

All I can say is... The best thing you can hope out of a really, really badly made B-horror movie, is at least perhaps, some nudity... this didn't even have that to save it from being horrible...

 

But I suspect Boomhour from king of the hill, voiced one character.

[Rufae]

In terms of campy horror, House of 1000 Corpses was pretty bad (or good depending on your opinion).

[Nolder]

define bad. i say this cause theres bad like the letdown of phantom menice.

I love TPM

 

To answer your question: use whatever definition you'd like

it's all opinion anyway

[Starrik]

I can never hate the Phantom Menace, for a few reasons.

1. It introduced me to Star Wars, and that changed my life.
   
2. Liam Neeson as Qui-Gonn Jinn. An amazing character!
   

I don't think I need a third reason. However, Attack of the Clones was pretty bad. But in terms of worst, Saving Private Ryan, and most of the Pixar animated sequels/prequels take the cake for me.

[The Bard Babe]

I agree with EP, Napoleon Dynamite. I'm renowned for watching just about anything, but I hate that movie.

 

Also, Starry, add another to your list-Star Wars Intro (though I've got you to thank for that), Liam Neeson awesomeness and hot Ewan McGregor. :)

[SBoydW]

Any movie made for SciFi ( yes I know they "rebranded" but I think that it's stupid and wish "SyFy" would die and go away).

[Vanion]

"The Item". Seriously... So bad..! It was so bad that we tried to drink it better. And it didn't work. Me and 2 buddies polished off a bottle of whiskey and it STILL sucked! Absolutely HORRIBLE.

 

There was no redeeming moment in the movie. Absolutely no point where I said, "Woah, that was kinda cool". It was just an hour and 45 minutes of terrible. It was so bad we couldn't stop watching it. After the first 30 minutes, you just really want to see how much worse its going to get. And good lord does it ever get worse!

[Troilen]

Tunnel Rats...my old roomate still brags to everyone that he had me watch the worst movie ever made.

[Nolder]

Any movie made for SciFi ( yes I know they "rebranded" but I think that it's stupid and wish "SyFy" would die and go away).

You mean you don't enjoy such classics as Mega Shark vs Crocosaurus or Megafault?

 

edit: I'm being sarcastic

I wish there was a sarcastic indicator like bold or italic...

Edited July 25, 2012 by Nolder

[Ashaman Kovan]

Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter is definitely up there on the list. For a more modern, mainstream example.

[John E. Kelley]

Did someone really say Saving Private Ryan was bad?

 

Popeye. Enough said.

[SinisterDeath]

Some of you, have never seen truely horrible movies.

I don't know if thats a good thing, or a bad thing. But most of those movies (even the sci-fi ones! are better than.... Cheer Leader Autopsy)

But heres another mainstream one, that actually, is on par with that horrible, horrible movie.

 

in the name of the king, a dungeon seige tale.

Pretty much, every movie made by that man... is horrible.

 

Btw, watch Teeth. Its one of those movies that is so bad its good.

[Katiora]

The movie "The Spirit" it was awful.. of course it didn't help that I got there late (because I rode with my cousins) And then I had to sit by this weird guy the entire movie (because we were late and we needed 4 seats together and this was the only place) that I didn't know that kept trying to offer me his skittles.... It was more than a little creepy... and then the movie really sucked.. at least it did to me.. of course i'm just not into that movie...

 

Next worse would have to be The Watchmen.. which i went and watched with my dad.. and then had hours of watching a movie with a naked blue man with my dad.. AWKWARD... lol

[Ashaman Kovan]

Say whaaaa? Watchmen was cool as hell I thought lol. I agree The Spirit was horrible though. That's the one where's he's immortal or some such thing right? Sorta sin city-ish? I don't think being in time for the opening credits would have made much difference lol.

[Emperor]

Saving Private Ryan should be nowhere near anyone's bad list.

 

Any Uwe Boll movie could make this list. The thing is... I know they will be bad so the movies always live up to my expectations. The first Uwe Boll I watched was Bloodrayne, so that one would probably be my worst Uwe Boll experience.

 

The ONLY movie I have ever walked out on is Almost Heroes with Chris Farley and Matthew Perry. It was terrible.

[Apple Scruff]

Mine is a tie:

 

The Stupids, which lived up to its name.

 

And

 

Doom. Omg, when The Rock dies and he looks directly into the camera and says, "This isn't supposed to happen!" Ridiculous.

[bad company]

Easily the second MK film and the DOA movie. The last movie I saw that I actually wanted to walk out of was suckerpunch, and prometheus was bad as in let down bad.