Worst Move You've Ever Seen?

[Knivy]

That looks entertaining...

[wotfan4472]

No Knivy, did not like the Bourne's. They were not true novel adaptations. Not with the fact that Jason as created to take down Carlos the Jackal, and that the Jackal took down Headstone 71 and killed Jason's own father in the process. These films are examples of how not to do these adaptations, The Lord of the Rings and Watchmen are the perfect example of doing them as good as you can. The Bourne's were to me insults to brilliant books.

Edited May 5, 2014 by wotfan4472

[dawnflower8]

The worst movie I've ever seen was probably Ghost Shark, but it was hilarious.

[Zhon]

Garbage Pail Kids.  Easily.  It was painful in every way imaginable.

[wotfan4472]

Another movie that I despise soooooooo much that I cannot finish is Green Lantern!! That was ughhhhhhhhhhh!!! What were they thinking!?!?!?!? Turned off when they flicked to his girlfriend after showing his friend. Saw the final battle a year later and wished Darkseid had killed them all, it was soooo horrible. And don't get me started on the fatheads :P

Edited May 29, 2014 by wotfan4472

[Silver]

No Knivy, did not like the Bourne's. They were not true novel adaptations. Not with the fact that Jason as created to take down Carlos the Jackal, and that the Jackal took down Headstone 71 and killed Jason's own father in the process. These films are examples of how not to do these adaptations, The Lord of the Rings and Watchmen are the perfect example of doing them as good as you can. The Bourne's were to me insults to brilliant books.

 

I actually tried to read the books after watching the movies since I liked them so much. Couldn't even get through half of the first book. Even with only partially reading the books I could tell that the movies aren't a good adaptation. 

 

However, as movies themselves, the Bourne movies are great.

 

 

 

Back to the purpose of this thread, Hansel and Gretel. Oh my god the movie is bad.

[SaccaraBird]

The first movie that came to mind was The Atonement. Oh my gosh I hate that film. I understand that it's super artsy and the acting wasn't bad (and it's saving grace for me was having James McAvoy in it ), but the story I found so stupid. I know it one heaps of Academy awards, but seriously...

Although I'm a bit of a contradiction in that I found a film with rather good acting awful and a movie (The Phantom Menace) with admittedly bad acting (except for Liam Nesson cause that man can do no wrong) really awesome. Maybe it's just because I'm pretty biased towards anything Star Wars, no matter how bad the writing is

 

Grown Ups 2 was pretty bad too.

[RandA lThor]

saw the second Percy Jackson movie, and that is the first time I have actually cringed through the entirety of the movie.

[wotfan4472]

It was that bad ?!?!? Mind you, I heard nothing about it from anyone.

[ReleaseTheEvil]

The Village - Refund please.

 

Won't watch a Shyamalan movie again methinks. 

[Moon Sedai]

The Village - Refund please.

 

Won't watch a Shyamalan movie again methinks. 

Shyamalan=barfnoodles.

He ruined Avatar.

 

Worst I've ever seen is called "Severed Ways" It's about the vikings discussing north america.

 

It's awful.

Heavy metal soundtrack, headbanging vikings, anachronistic conversation (I'm certain Norse warriors wouldn't have said their dinner was 'killer fish')

And about an hour in...

well, what happens is so gross it breaks the pg-13 barrier on DM.

[RandA lThor]

It was that bad ?!?!? Mind you, I heard nothing about it from anyone.

 

I certainly thought so.  Worse than the first one, imo.

[EmperorAllspice]

The only film I've ever walked out on is Iron Man 3. So I guess I could call it the worst purely judging by how violently I reacted to it. XD

[wotfan4472]

Another movie I consider to be a bad movie for me is Star Trek Into Darkness. Put me off Star Trek for years after watching it. Beyond was O.K, won't touch anything going forward I hated it so much. Can only watch Wrath of Kahn in bits. Cannot watch it through any more because of JJ's putrid gutter burned rubbish, and that was my favourite sci-fi movie. Left the theatre giving it a 4/10, now 0/10. Horrible

Edited May 9, 2019 by wotfan4472

[CrystallineTart]

Batman Begins I guess...

 

Fell asleep in the theater....

[Mandien]

for me, it would have to be Battlefield Earth. Which is a shame cause the book was great 

[Krakalakachkn]

The movie choices of some people in this thread are very surprising.

[Nolder]

I stand by my OP.

[Krakalakachkn]

On 5/9/2019 at 9:49 PM, Nolder said:

I stand by my OP.

 

Did...did you not look at a synopsis or a movie poster before you went to see it?

[Nolder]

3 hours ago, Krakalakachkn said:

 

Did...did you not look at a synopsis or a movie poster before you went to see it?

Nah man just the title.

[CrystallineTart]

I don't know but ther'es unfortunately probably a decent amount out there.

[Krakalakachkn]

On 5/13/2019 at 6:24 PM, CrystallineTart said:

I don't know but ther'es unfortunately probably a decent amount out there.

 

I read the most savage movie review recently:

 

 

Edited May 15, 2019 by Krakalakachkn

[Basel Gill]

Dazed and Confused. My sis rented it from Blockbuster shortly after it came out on video, and I sat through that debacle before she returned it. I kept waiting for something to happen, some story development, some semblance of plot, and it never did. The entire movie never actually had anything happen.