[SG Faire: Shayol Ghul] Ask Narg!

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Dear Narg,

 

What are you wearing?

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

narg go away. narg have day job. or weird time zone. cindy go sleep. no narg, no fun.

 

funny how fast you pick up accents. . .

[NargtheTrolloc]

Narg,

 

how well do you think your column will do agains the "Ask the Forsaken" spot? Since you are so popular, do you think the admins that be will consider ading you there full time?

 

Narg think Narg destined for greatness. Ask the Chosen canned by NBC already. Can't beat Grey's Anatomy repeats? Narg think: fail.

 

 

Dear Narg,

 

Narg is very smart. Where did Narg go to school? Did you have a prom there?

 

Narg go school at Blight U. Go Worms!

 

Narg not remember much from prom. Narg too busy drinking to build courage to spike punch. Narg too busy falling over and sleeping in bus shelter.

 

Dear Narg,

 

What is the answer to Life, The Universe and Everything?

 

 

Narg hazard guess at "Finding happiness wherever life grants you the opportunity. Only by seizing the time we have before us, can we rest our heads at night knowing we have done all we can to make ourselves happy."

 

 

 

Dear Narg,

 

Why are there two of you? And which one are you?

 

 

Narg is Narg. Narg is Narg.

 

 

 

Narg -

 

Batman or Superman?

 

 

Narg prefer Aquaman. Narg like superhero with crushing self doubt and wavering value of self worth.

 

 

Dear Narg-

When Ralph Wiggum told Principal Skinner he got carsick in his office, was it because he enjoyed the Trolloc cookpot too much?

 

Also, why do fools fall in love? Why do birds sing?

 

Narg think Ralph can do whatever Ralph want. Ralph want carsick in Bore? Ralph can do. Considering running mate in upcoming election. "Pick a winner!"

 

 

 

Dear Narg, what is your favorite color?

 

 

Narg favourite colour Apricot. Narg enjoy pastel.

 

Dear Narg,

 

What are you wearing?

 

 

Narg wearing nothing but a smile, and the skin of three warders sown together. Narg hand very steady. Narg former seamstress for third largest Trolloc uniform provider in all of Blight.

 

narg go away. narg have day job. or weird time zone. cindy go sleep. no narg, no fun.

 

funny how fast you pick up accents. . .

 

 

Narg think weird time zone relative.

[Lessa Nikia]

Dear Narg,

 

Why are there two of you? And which one are you?

 

 

I'm not Narg.. but I AM the Dark One... and NargBERT AND ERNIE is an old member who was poked to come back when we started up the Ask the Narg column. Basically to be a brat and act like he is better than Narg the advice columnist. I do hope they decide not to cause problems. I am watching. -cue eerie music-

Oh...makes sense

[Glip]

Dear Narg,

 

As in another thread at Shayol Ghul there wasn't a conclusive answer, I pose to you;

What came first, the chicken or the egg??

[Moon Sedai]

Dear Narg,

 

What are myrdraal like as kids?

[Smiley73]

Dear Narg,

Have you ever spoken with the Forsaken, and which would you most like to put in a cookpot...

[NargtheTrolloc]

Dear Narg,

 

As in another thread at Shayol Ghul there wasn't a conclusive answer, I pose to you;

What came first, the chicken or the egg??

 

Narg not care. Narg find both equally tasty with cumin.

 

Dear Narg,

 

What are myrdraal like as kids?

 

Narg not eat mydraal children. Narg value his life, Narg know all mydraal make poor meal.

 

Dear Narg,

Have you ever spoken with the Forsaken, and which would you most like to put in a cookpot...

 

Narg not spoen to Forsaken before, but Narg think Graendal best choice for cookpot. Graenal pre-spice herself. More exotic flavour from Graendal. Mmmm... Narg hungry.

[Kivam]

Narg, I'm recently divorced and have fallen in love with the first woman I've dated since my divorce. Is this sensible? How would you take the relationship to the next level?

[Verbal32]

Narg, what's the chance of you joining forces with ewoks to form the most destructive force known to mankind?

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

narg, perhaps you have answered this in the past, but i'm afraid i missed it.

 

if i remember correctly (and that's not a given), you were actually killed pretty early in the series. i assume you must have been reanimated by the DO, who appreciates you, as we all do.

 

can you tell me what death and rebirth was like? the after/in-between life? was it worth it? would you do it again? and do you harbor any ill will toward the al'thor boy, or have you been able to forgive him?

 

also, do you have any desire to turn to the light, having such smartness as you do?

 

your insights would be appreciated.

[NargtheTrolloc]

Narg, I'm recently divorced and have fallen in love with the first woman I've dated since my divorce. Is this sensible? How would you take the relationship to the next level?

 

*ggls* Narg had fun last night too. But Narg not ready to tie knots. Narg no can't even tie shoe lace. Narg no wear shoes!

 

 

Narg, what's the chance of you joining forces with ewoks to form the most destructive force known to mankind?

 

Narg say no chance. Your hair look funny.

 

 

narg, perhaps you have answered this in the past, but i'm afraid i missed it.

 

if i remember correctly (and that's not a given), you were actually killed pretty early in the series. i assume you must have been reanimated by the DO, who appreciates you, as we all do.

 

can you tell me what death and rebirth was like? the after/in-between life? was it worth it? would you do it again? and do you harbor any ill will toward the al'thor boy, or have you been able to forgive him?

 

also, do you have any desire to turn to the light, having such smartness as you do?

 

your insights would be appreciated.

 

Narg not die! Narg just take vacation to Cabo. Flight price be like death, though. Me not like. Trip worth it, me like Mexican food. Do again soon.

 

al'thor boy... not much food. Miss arm. Meh.

 

 

Narg not turn to light. It hurts Narg eyes!

[LilyElizabeth]

Narg, do you play mafia? If so, how do you find scum?

[NargtheTrolloc]

Narg, do you play mafia? If so, how do you find scum?

 

Narg rub fade poo against human. If poo no stick, scum.

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

narg, the house i really want just dropped in price like 40%. i'm pretty sure the well must be fracked, or there was a murder/suicide or something, but i know from prior experience that i can live with bad water and ghosts. property values here are still tanking, but i don't think this one can go much lower. i still can't really afford it, but i really want it, and i need a new house. should i buy it even though it will probably ruin me? (please answer asap, the open house is tomorrow, thanks.)

[TheBeerPatriot]

Narg, I thank you for the helpful advice you have dispensed thus far. You have provided answers where millions of self-help books have failed. I wonder if you would ever consider taking your advice talents to a TV news segment? I figure if Peter Griffin can be successful with "What Grinds my Gears", what's to stop Narg from being equally successful?

 

Also, any chance you can put Roberto Luongo in a cookpot before Game 2 of the Stanley Cup Finals tomorrow? GO BRUINS!

[Tigara]

Does the carpet match the drapes, Narg?

[NargtheTrolloc]

narg, the house i really want just dropped in price like 40%. i'm pretty sure the well must be fracked, or there was a murder/suicide or something, but i know from prior experience that i can live with bad water and ghosts. property values here are still tanking, but i don't think this one can go much lower. i still can't really afford it, but i really want it, and i need a new house. should i buy it even though it will probably ruin me? (please answer asap, the open house is tomorrow, thanks.)

 

Come to Blight. Narg find you nice home in Narg belly. Free charge.

 

 

Narg, I thank you for the helpful advice you have dispensed thus far. You have provided answers where millions of self-help books have failed. I wonder if you would ever consider taking your advice talents to a TV news segment? I figure if Peter Griffin can be successful with "What Grinds my Gears", what's to stop Narg from being equally successful?

 

Also, any chance you can put Roberto Luongo in a cookpot before Game 2 of the Stanley Cup Finals tomorrow? GO BRUINS!

 

TV make Narg thighs look fat. No TV for Narg!

 

Morrow? Narg busy buying gf edible human panties.

 

 

Does the carpet match the drapes, Narg?

 

Narg only know you match Narg colon.

[Barmacral]

Also, any chance you can put Roberto Luongo in a cookpot before Game 2 of the Stanley Cup Finals tomorrow? GO BRUINS!

 

Not a chance. CANUCKS!

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

narg google fracking - i already live in the blight. i'm gonna see if i can fha it. maybe you should have a snack now - you seem peckish.

[NargtheTrolloc]

narg google fracking - i already live in the blight. i'm gonna see if i can fha it. maybe you should have a snack now - you seem peckish.

 

Narg on toenail diet...

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

if you can bite your toenails, you are in no need of a diet. you look fit and fine, have just a few small plump children or sheep before dinner.

 

then please let me know if i should go 30 year fixed even though there's no way i'll live that long.

[NargtheTrolloc]

if you can bite your toenails, you are in no need of a diet. you look fit and fine, have just a few small plump children or sheep before dinner.

 

then please let me know if i should go 30 year fixed even though there's no way i'll live that long.

 

Narg agree you no live long.

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

you'd be surprised how well old country folks can handle trollocs and such. i'd love you braised, too . but still, thanks for all the excellent advice.

[TheBeerPatriot]

Also, any chance you can put Roberto Luongo in a cookpot before Game 2 of the Stanley Cup Finals tomorrow? GO BRUINS!

 

Not a chance. CANUCKS!

Ha ha, here's the trash talk. See you in the sports forum.

LET'S GO BRUINS!!!!!