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How good is that sports, forum, going off topic for a bit?

 

 

Oh actually, to swing it back.

 

Narg, how good is the sports forum?

 

Narg think sports forum best on DM. Free beer and lusty barmaids always crowd puller. Narg think shame about smell, though. Narg think White Tower a little too close.

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Narg, do you think it is belittling how you have been turned into entertainment for the masses - like some scary horned circus clown?

 

Narg have 25 year plan like Oprah. First, Narg trick masses into thinking harmless dumb Trolloc. Then Narg start bookclub, everyone read Nietzsche, and be too sad to oppose Narg Iron Fist.

 

It solid plan.

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Narg is smart, yes.

 

I have a question involving quantum mechanics:

 

If two particles are entangled, and two separate observers have knowledge of this, provided one is monitoring an entangled particle constantly, and the other is monitoring it on some prearranged interval...would it then be possible to have information transmission circumvent the speed of light?

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How good is that sports, forum, going off topic for a bit?

 

 

Oh actually, to swing it back.

 

Narg, how good is the sports forum?

 

 

How good is that sports, forum, going off topic for a bit?

 

 

Oh actually, to swing it back.

 

Narg, how good is the sports forum?

 

Narg think sports forum best on DM. Free beer and lusty barmaids always crowd puller. Narg think shame about smell, though. Narg think White Tower a little too close.

 

Looking at this question and the following answer I`m a little worried that you may be possesed by an evil spirit. What do you think?

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Hi Narg. I want to ban everyone on this website, but Jason won't let me. Should I do it anyways?

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Narg is smart, yes.

 

I have a question involving quantum mechanics:

 

If two particles are entangled, and two separate observers have knowledge of this, provided one is monitoring an entangled particle constantly, and the other is monitoring it on some prearranged interval...would it then be possible to have information transmission circumvent the speed of light?

 

Narg think yes, but Narg wonder if Glip has considered what would happen if you add quantum wave-form post-observervational collapse time travel shennanigans to the mix. Narg think he go back and tell Past Narg about Martha Stewart going to jail. Narg clean up at bookies.

 

 

 

 

 

How good is that sports, forum, going off topic for a bit?

 

 

Oh actually, to swing it back.

 

Narg, how good is the sports forum?

 

 

How good is that sports, forum, going off topic for a bit?

 

 

Oh actually, to swing it back.

 

Narg, how good is the sports forum?

 

Narg think sports forum best on DM. Free beer and lusty barmaids always crowd puller. Narg think shame about smell, though. Narg think White Tower a little too close.

 

Looking at this question and the following answer I`m a little worried that you may be possesed by an evil spirit. What do you think?

 

 

Narg possessed only by goodwill for Trollockind and Astaroth, and Astaroth hasn't been home for months.

 

 

 

Hi Narg. I want to ban everyone on this website, but Jason won't let me. Should I do it anyways?

 

 

Narg think yes. Narg say, silence is golden. Also, much easier to tally points. Points tally be zero.

 

Heyo Narg!!! Can I have your autograph?

 

 

Yes. Send your arm and a self addressed envelope to Narg, and Narg bite and return to you. Infection set in, and Narg bite turn into permanant scar. Ladies love scars.

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Dear Narg,

What Trolloc tribe are you in?

 

Narg not belong to tribe. Narg freelance. That way Narg is boss. Narg decide. And Narg know how big holiday bonus is.

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narg, my aunt referred a friend to me for advice. the friend turned out to be overly chatty (2-1/2 hours on the phone!!!), kinda drunk, and seeking more socialization (hinting for an invite. to my home. my home!!!) than i could possibly deal with. how do i get rid of this person without jeopardizing my place in my aunt's heart, and will?

 

thanks.

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Dear Narg,

My first cousin, who lives a far way off from us, has thrown down a gauntlet, called my mate a LIghtful and has decided to try and fight my mate should I ever return to my homeland. My question is this:

Do you wanna take a squad of trollocs to my Lightful cousin's house and have a free dinner?

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Heyo Narg!!! Can I have your autograph?

 

 

Yes. Send your arm and a self addressed envelope to Narg, and Narg bite and return to you. Infection set in, and Narg bite turn into permanant scar. Ladies love scars.

 

Fascinating! :ohmy:

 

 

 

...Narg, how do I cut off my arm and keep it alive while it's sent to you and back, and then re-attach it?

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narg, my aunt referred a friend to me for advice. the friend turned out to be overly chatty (2-1/2 hours on the phone!!!), kinda drunk, and seeking more socialization (hinting for an invite. to my home. my home!!!) than i could possibly deal with. how do i get rid of this person without jeopardizing my place in my aunt's heart, and will?

 

thanks.

 

 

Narg think cindy eat one of Aunt's children. Fix all problems.

 

...Narg forget what original problem was. But stand by advice.

 

 

 

 

 

Dear Narg,

My first cousin, who lives a far way off from us, has thrown down a gauntlet, called my mate a LIghtful and has decided to try and fight my mate should I ever return to my homeland. My question is this:

Do you wanna take a squad of trollocs to my Lightful cousin's house and have a free dinner?

 

Narg be there in twenty. No need squad. Narg have power of Greyskull.

 

 

 

Heyo Narg!!! Can I have your autograph?

 

 

Yes. Send your arm and a self addressed envelope to Narg, and Narg bite and return to you. Infection set in, and Narg bite turn into permanant scar. Ladies love scars.

 

Fascinating! :ohmy:

 

 

 

...Narg, how do I cut off my arm and keep it alive while it's sent to you and back, and then re-attach it?

 

 

Pack arm in ice and vodka. Maybe lime slices too. Narg sometimes like that. Acid juice keep away infection for time being. Narg enjoy arm on hot Blight afternoon with Worm friends.

 

 

...what was question again? Narg is getting bad at this.

 

 

Dear Narg,

Is there a god?

 

 

Narg say yes. Narg say her name is Elizabeth Hurley.

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narg,

 

How would you handle the current economic crisis facing the USA?

 

also, what is your stance on social issues such as the right to bare arms (as in guns not acutal arms :laugh: ) and the take over of lol speak on the interwebz.

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narg,

 

How would you handle the current economic crisis facing the USA?

 

Narg answer this question once already.

 

also, what is your stance on social issues such as the right to bare arms (as in guns not acutal arms :laugh: ) and the take over of lol speak on the interwebz.

 

Narg not sure who want dress guns, but Narg in favor of gun-nudity.

 

 

i forgot to ask as well,

 

who do you prefer, the Dark One or Basment Kitteh?

 

Narg confused by distinction Red drawing.

 

Dear Narg,

Any advice for Young Trollocs trying to make their way in the world?

 

Yes. Never let Myrddraal bind you (cross fingers when saying dark oath, then pretend be bound like soldiers on death star pretended be choking when Vader "used the force"), enjoy beauty and power of your youth, and wear sunscreen.

 

Dear Narg,

Do you have any pets?

 

Yes. Narg love to stroke soft things. But Narg often kill by accident, then have to eat. Narg hope to one day buy own land, farm it, and have rabbits

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