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About NargtheTrolloc

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  • Birthday 01/15/1990

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    Fighting, Cooking, Eating, Playing dead, Negotiating, Answering personal questions

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  1. You pretty. Narg consider proposal. Sure you want to? Narg eat Mrs. Narg long time ago. Mrs. Narg talk too much. You talk too much?
  2. Some things too hard for Narg. When Narg have big problem, Narg eat one bite at a time until problem gone away.
  3. Roses are red. Human taste good. Narg start cookfire with plenty of wood.
  4. Narg never have pet before. Would robot butler fetch food for Narg? Narg name it Fetch.
  5. Man use big word. Narg have to ask what big word mean. Narg handsome so Narg take good pictures. Is man handsome? Does man taste good?
  6. Cats cute but cute not fill belly. Narg like food with more meat.
  7. Narg smart. Narg listen a lot. Women love gossip with each other. Easy to learn from.
  8. Narg favorite meal pretty young girl. Not know name. Narg try barbeque sauce on her. Was good. For dessert Narg have Egwene. Narg think she taste good. Maybe with honey mustard this time.
  9. Narg say these tasty: Parmesan Chicken Recipe Prep time: 15 minutes Cook time: 15 minutes Add to shopping listINGREDIENTS1 clove garlic, minced 1 stick unsalted butter (1/2 cup or 1/4 pound), melted 1 cup dried bread crumbs 1/3 cup grated Parmesan cheese (or 2/3 cup if you are using a Microplane zester) 2 Tbsp chopped fresh parsley 1/4 teaspoon salt 1/4 teaspoon garlic salt A large pinch of Italian seasoning (herb mix) 1/8 teaspoon ground black pepper 2 lbs of skinless, boneless, chicken meat, cut into pieces no larger than 2x2 inches METHOD 1 Preheat oven to 450°F. Pat the chicken pieces dry with paper towels. 2 In a bowl, combine the minced garlic with the melted butter. In another bowl mix together the bread crumbs, Parmesan, parsley, salt, garlic salt, Italian seasoning, and pepper. Dip chicken pieces into garlic butter, then into crumb mixture to coat. 3 Place coated chicken pieces on to a 9x13 baking dish. Try to leave a little room between each piece. Drizzle with remaining garlic butter and bake uncovered 15 minutes, or until chicken is cooked through and juices run clear. Note that the chicken will get much more browned on the bottom side than on the top. Man Dip Ingredients: Servings: 10 Units: US | Metric 1 lb bulk sausage 1 lb lean ground beef 1 large onion, chopped 1/2 teaspoon garlic salt (I substitute 3-4 garlic cloves, cook in the skillet with the meats and onion) pepper 2 lbs shredded Velveeta cheese 2 (10 1/2 ounce) cans cream of mushroom soup 1 -2 jalapeno pepper, chopped (optional) Directions: 1 In a large skillet over medium heat, cook sausage, ground beef, and onion (and garlic) until meats are browned and onion is tender; drain off fat. 2 Add remaining ingredients; cook over medium heat until cheese is melted and mixture is heated through. 3 Serve warm with corn or tortilla chips. 4 **I usually pour this into a crockpot, on LOW, to keep this warm when serving to guests. Narg could share recipe all day but Narg hungry.
  10. Narg no have hamantaschen but sound tasty. Narg like goats and veal. Narg cook soon. Narg hungry.
  11. Narg say Kitty not bad herself. Narg going to try hand at thing called "fajita" today. What kind recipes kitty want?
  12. Narg not care for pink and purple. Narg say green good. Leafy food green and go good with human.
  13. Narg say it the height and that Narg can cook. Narg very popular ;-) ;-)
  14. Narg only Trolloc smart enough to give name. Other Trollocs mostly grunt, no able to make name understood to human.
  15. Narg no know, but Narg wanting to find out.
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