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NargtheTrolloc

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About NargtheTrolloc

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  • Birthday 01/15/1990

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    Fighting, Cooking, Eating, Playing dead, Negotiating, Answering personal questions

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  1. Narg need to leave now. Narg be back with more advice sometime. Bye.
  2. Narg smart. Narg understand Math class. Maybe Narg can be tutor? PM Narg, we talk.
  3. Narg say ask them if you should put them in cookpot. Maybe they get hint. If not, put them in cookpot. Narg make delicious stew.
  4. Give small person big drum. Wait some days. Take drum away. Now they pleased at level of noise.
  5. Narg say check for fingerprints. Put them in cookpot.
  6. Me Narg. You might know Narg is advice colom… coulum … Narg give advice. You have problem, Narg tell you what to do. Tell Narg problem. Narg help with choices, too. You need to make choice, Narg help you decide. Narg give good advice. Try and see.
  7. *eats Nyn* Nyn stomach chatty. Narg save day. Narg hero. *burp*
  8. Be lucky Narg no call the wrath of Shaidar Haran down on you. Meal worm getting close.
  9. Meal no talk to Narg. Meal go cower in corner until Narg ready with spices.
  10. Narg think Narg make rack of ribs and dog stew. Narg say hags too sinewy to make anything edible. Narg use their fat for kindling and bones for skewers. Narg then take over Shayol Ghul and bring darkness down upon DM. Narg rule all.
  11. Narg smart, Narg know when mayhem need start. Narg start by eating silly boy who thinks he big bad shadowspawn.
  12. Narg think Rand boy pathetic and need to get in Narg pot for dinner. Narg hungry.
  13. GOSSIP GHUL PRESENTS: This was never the way I planned Totes not my intention! I got so brave, drink in hand Like Hax, Lost my discretion It's not what I'm used to No Dav, I don't wanna try u on I'm curious for you Caught my attention I kissed a Fade and I liked it The taste of dry cracked chopsticks I kissed a Fade just to try it I hope Leelou don't mind it It felt so wrong It felt so vile Might just throw up tonight I kissed a Fade and I liked it I LIKED IT! No I don't even know your race It doesn't matter You're my whitey pasty game Just human nature It's not what Good ewoks do Not how they should behave My head gets So confused Hard to poop I kissed a Fade and I liked it The taste of Barm's cherry chapstick I kissed a Fade just to try it I hope Lily don't mind it It felt so wrong It felt so vile Don't mean I'm in love tonight I kissed a Fade and I liked it I LIKED IT! Us girls and Verb - so pitiful Coarse skin, fat lips, so visible Hard to resist so creepable Not bad enough to deny it Ain't no big deal, it's pretty gross I kissed a Fade and I liked it The taste of Rey's butt ticks I kissed a Fade just to try it I don't care if Basel minds it It felt so wrong It felt so right Don't mean he's getting lucky tonight I kissed a Fade and I liked it I L-I-K-E-D I-T!!! And you join me again in the beginning of what’s likely to be another horrid week. It’s still June. It’s still Shayol Ghul and I’m still talking! So this can’t possibly be good. Don’t panic, though. We’re still between “grab your kids and run” to “ditch the kids, you can always have more.” So nothing is set in stone. We can all relax for the time being. So what’s new in Shayo Ghul this week? Not a whole lot! There was some in depth debate about Krak’s handle. Really, guys, top notch. We’re also guessing boardgames. Project WT 2.0 is well on it’s way! Start practicing your curtseys! There seems to be an epidemic of those mafia games sign ups too. Invitation to play in the Black Tower? No thanks, I rather catch herpes the old fashioned way. Buffy the Vampire Slayer? Someone needs to let her know that name strikes fear in no one’s heart. ABBA – Archer vs. Breaking bad vs. Anchorman vs. I don’t give a flying f**k. Try saying that three times real fast. Or you know, just the one and REALLY slowly. Jenn’s relationship with Leelou is blooming, to Verbal’s dismay. He built a little shrine for Jenn where he sits all day, cutting Leelou’s head off from pictures and setting them on fire. He’s picked up reading voodoo for dummies. Luckily he hasn’t managed to make out much of it so Leelou should be safe for now. Jelly is finally gone. Part of me is relieved. The other part is also relieved. Hallia is apparently a goat. Who knew. I guess that means Hax is a pig. Rey is a lama. Wombat is… well, a laconic wombat? Fun discoveries all around!!!
  14. Narg say if you have juicy photo or gooseip, PM Narg for edition July. NO BE SHY
  15. GOSSIP GHUL PRESENTS: Love is in the air Everywhere I look around Love is in the air Every sight and every sound And I don't know if they’re being stupid And it’s prolly gonna make me barf But it's something that I must believe in And it's there when I look in your trash Love is in the air In the whimper and my cries Love is in the air In the glaring of my eyes And I don't know if I'm just dreaming Don't know if they feel absurd But it's something that I MUST believe in And it's there when you call my chest flat Love is in the air Love is in the air Love is in the air In the rising of the c**k Love is in the air When the day is nearly done And I don't know if you're a stalker Don't know if I see you peeping through But you are something that I must believe in And you are there when I reach out for you Love is in the air Everywhere I look around Love is in the air Every sight and every sound And I'm pretty sure I'm being foolish And I'm most likely not being wise But it's something that I could easily fib And it's there when I look in your top Love is in the air Love is in the air Love is in the air Love is in the air DUN DUN DUN! The battle over Jennifer’s heart continues in the midst of chaos. Verbal attempts to approach her but is brutally rebuffed! Leelou, a second interested party, manages to score a first date. GIRL POWAH! In the meanwhile the world unravels. Verbal takes solace in Hallia, as the backhumping and Hallia’s shirt soak away the.... tears. Hallia is always happy to ASSist, of course. In other news, Jelly comes back for a brief visit that defies the laws of briefness. Krak looks hot wearing briefs. Hax is a slut. Dav is more likely to take over a toilet seat. THE END
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