GOSSIP GHUL PRESENTS:
This was never the way I planned Totes not my intention! I got so brave, drink in hand Like Hax, Lost my discretion It's not what I'm used to No Dav, I don't wanna try u on I'm curious for you Caught my attention I kissed a Fade and I liked it The taste of dry cracked chopsticks I kissed a Fade just to try it I hope Leelou don't mind it It felt so wrong It felt so vile Might just throw up tonight I kissed a Fade and I liked it I LIKED IT! No I don't even know your race It doesn't matter You're my whitey pasty game Just human nature It's not what Good ewoks do Not how they should behave My head gets So confused Hard to poop I kissed a Fade and I liked it The taste of Barm's cherry chapstick I kissed a Fade just to try it I hope Lily don't mind it It felt so wrong It felt so vile Don't mean I'm in love tonight I kissed a Fade and I liked it I LIKED IT! Us girls and Verb - so pitiful Coarse skin, fat lips, so visible Hard to resist so creepable Not bad enough to deny it Ain't no big deal, it's pretty gross I kissed a Fade and I liked it The taste of Rey's butt ticks I kissed a Fade just to try it I don't care if Basel minds it It felt so wrong It felt so right Don't mean he's getting lucky tonight I kissed a Fade and I liked it I L-I-K-E-D I-T!!!
And you join me again in the beginning of what’s likely to be another horrid week. It’s still June. It’s still Shayol Ghul and I’m still talking! So this can’t possibly be good. Don’t panic, though. We’re still between “grab your kids and run” to “ditch the kids, you can always have more.” So nothing is set in stone. We can all relax for the time being.
So what’s new in Shayo Ghul this week? Not a whole lot! There was some in depth debate about Krak’s handle. Really, guys, top notch. We’re also guessing boardgames. Project WT 2.0 is well on it’s way! Start practicing your curtseys!
There seems to be an epidemic of those mafia games sign ups too. Invitation to play in the Black Tower? No thanks, I rather catch herpes the old fashioned way. Buffy the Vampire Slayer? Someone needs to let her know that name strikes fear in no one’s heart. ABBA – Archer vs. Breaking bad vs. Anchorman vs. I don’t give a flying f**k. Try saying that three times real fast. Or you know, just the one and REALLY slowly.
Jenn’s relationship with Leelou is blooming, to Verbal’s dismay. He built a little shrine for Jenn where he sits all day, cutting Leelou’s head off from pictures and setting them on fire. He’s picked up reading voodoo for dummies. Luckily he hasn’t managed to make out much of it so Leelou should be safe for now.
Jelly is finally gone. Part of me is relieved. The other part is also relieved.
Hallia is apparently a goat. Who knew.
I guess that means Hax is a pig.
Rey is a lama.
Wombat is… well, a laconic wombat?
Fun discoveries all around!!!