Hola White Tower Novi...and everyone else.

[Justen Diablos]

Allow me to reintroduce myself.

 

It's Diablos,

 

Justen Diablos.

 

Though apparantly you've been cleaning your attics or something because I see my past heroics have indeed been necro'd into the present. But I need you to forget those golden days of my own personal heroism (difficult I know), because I read in a book got a tatoo on my bicep that says 'chicks dig bad boys'.

 

With that in mind let me tell you I have over 9000 warning points here at DM. Seriously, over 9000. Not kidding... 9000. Indeed, 9000. Why so many you ask? Because I'm the John Bender to DM's Breakfast Club. The archetypical bad boy who just needs a good woman to tame my nefarious ways...or so I make you think.

 

Now you may be thinking That all may be true n' such, but why have you come here, to the White Tower boards?

 

Good question. To serenade you all of course to the tune of Iyaz's "Pretty girls".  (Also these boards did something weird during my post so i had to copy paste into notebook and then back causing some weird textual(nice) difficulties (don't judge me))

 

 

(rap)

 

So many lovely girls with so many different powers,

Truth, I love the browns cuz they're, best in the tower.

Nothing against the rest, I put you all on a pedestal

White Tower and JD, a team that's just incredible.

 

(/rap)

 

There's a lot of pretty girls in Tar Valon,

There's a lot of pretty girls in TV

Let go your inhibitions, and make some bad decisions

And just come on and roll with your boy JD.

 

They saaaay... to land a Blue shawled girl then you have to have a cause that's just... (true that)

And I've heaaard... to score a yellow fringed girl then you have to take a stab or thrust (a wound)

And I knoooow ain't nothing like them green dressed girls cuz they know how to bond you oooooh.

But no matter where I go, I got to let 'em know,

That this song here is about you.

 

Now I have been around the world,

From Tear up to the great north sea,

I've seen a lot of pretty girls,

And none of them would talk to me.

The simple way you channel girl,

tells me all I need to know...

You can be my one and only

 

There's a lot of pretty girls in this tower,

There's a lot of pretty girls in dub T.

Trying to find the right one,

Trying to pick the right one,

Trying to find the right one,

Come on be the right one.

 

There's a lot of pretty girls in this city,

There's a lot of pretty girls in Tar V.

Maybe give me an uptight one, one that's never had fun,

Come and let me give you your first VD.

 

I'm talking you girl, *points*

And also you girl, *points*

And maybe you girl, *points*

Definately you girl. *points*

 

They saaaay to get a Grey Ajah girl I'd have to mediate an inside track (talk's cheap)

And I've heeaaaard to trick a Red Shawled girl I'd have to wear a dress and tuck it back (I'm down)

And I knooow, ain't nothing like the Brown Shawled girls cuz they've got lots of shelves to duuusst (euphimism)

But no matter where I go, I got to let em know,

That this song here is about you.

　

 

Now I have been around the world from Chachin to the Mayene Sea

And one thing that I know for sure is no girl can resist JD.

I see the way i make you smile and I just want to let you know...

I can be your one and only.

 

There's a lot of pretty girls in this Tower,

there's a lot of pretty girls in Dub T

Trying to pick the right one,

Will you be the right one,

Come on be the right one,

Or just one for tonight hon'

 

There's a lot of pretty girls in Tar Valon,

There's a lot pretty girls in TV.

I've got to pick the right one, probably a White one,

Let's just make the logical choice baby.

 

Is it you girl? *points*

Maybe you girl. *points*

Could be you girl. *points*

Or your friend girl. *points.*

 

 

(rap)

oooooh, I'm so narc-is-sis-tic

Love to woo a novice cuz they give the least resistance.

 

Been around the net and back,

So I know most you Jills are Jacks,

So take this as a Parady,

Being catfished that just ain't for me

 

Just make sure you leave JD how you found him,

Ladies can take a test but cannot stay around him.

 

Girl I was born for roaming free,

and never just with one lady

Step back and let a whitecloak breathe,

and soon enough I'll surely leave.

 

(/rap)

 

There's a lot of pretty girls in these Ajahs,

There's a lot of pretty girls in Tar V.

Trying to pick the right one,

Just one for Tonight /done,

Never want to fight none,

Just not in 'for life' hon.

 

There's a lot of pretty girls in Tar Valon,

There's a lot of pretty girls in TV.

That's the end of this song, goodbye don't know for how long,

But don't ever forget about 'ol JD.

 

It's for you girl,

I'm the truth girl,

CoL for life girl,

So goodnight girl.

 

　

[lolguy26]

who are you?

[blank]

who are you?

Don't know. Don't care.

 

That was the best thing ever.

[wheeloftime13]

O.O wow!!!

[The_Fnorrll_Reborn]

Oh Light. DM just changed forever...again...

[_CLOUD]

Hahahaha awesome!!

[Tynaal Consen]

 

 

who are you?

Don't know. Don't care.

 

That was the best thing ever.

I totally agree!

 

*bats eyelashes at Mother*

 

Can we keep him?

[lolguy26]

But what is it?

[_CLOUD]

Isn't he like a DM veteran or something? Someone should know who he is :S

[Elgee]

Holy crap it's a Justen sighting

 

I don't think I was even Amy yet the last time you came. Back.

 

Verbose as ever, I see ... welcome back!

[Daruya]

I distinctly read a challenge in that song . . . Question is, is it going to be a Green or Red that takes him up on it . . . ?  LOL!

 

Welcome back, Justen (though I'm not sure I knew you all that well when you were last here)! 

[Justen Diablos]

*bows to the Amyrlin*

 

As always you are a Spymaster favorite Elgee.

 

Always a pleasure to be here in the White Tower.  Though I'd best hide before Barm comes and gives me more warning points.  Now...where were those Brown Ajah quarters? 

 

JD,

Christmas come early.

[Elgee]

Lol ... you should put some clothes on, btw - the naked look takes away some of the mystery that's part of your ... uhm ... charm.

[Aiel Heart]

*Sniff* Aes Sedai females get all of the attention >.>

Erm... I mean... OH GREAT another "old" Warder to babysit!!! <.< >.> *phew*

 

XD welcome back JD

[TylerRVG]

*Sniff* Aes Sedai females get all of the attention >.>

 

I find female warders sexy. The only problem is, I'm only really familiar with one or two of them (you and Dors), so it's hard to judge.

[Gabriel Kross]

Well welcome back JD I do hope you will be sticking around for awhile.

[Mashiara Sedai]

Justen!  This is convenient!  I was just wondering if you happened to be the author of the hilarious fanfic "Wheel of Time, Only Sexier." 

[Dwynwen]

Wow, it's a JD sighting!

[Wayward_fool]

JUSTYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!! *snuggle pounces and refuses to let go, hanging on like a demented koala bear*

[BridMorgan]

Wow!!! JD!!! Welcome back!!!! *grins*

[Verbal32]

Holy crap it's a Justen sighting

 

I don't think I was even Amy yet the last time you came. Back.

 

Verbose as ever, I see ... welcome back!

 

i c wat u did thar

 

 

 

 

JD, good to see ya.  I was a noob in the 'Chan when you were in full swing there.  *doesn't make eye contact with Elgee*

 

Spymaster reports would be awesome.

[Elgee]

*Looks into the distance and whistles.*

 

Well, not me, per se, because the best I can do is a rather disgusting spittle, but I have an algai following me around doing the actual whistling when I purse my lips in a certain way.

[Aiel Heart]

..........And just like that *gone*

 

 

 

 

*Sniff* Aes Sedai females get all of the attention >.>

 

I find female warders sexy. The only problem is, I'm only really familiar with one or two of them (you and Dors), so it's hard to judge.

*Raises an eyebrow at Tyler*

[Justen Diablos]

*fends off Skechid*  Yes, good to see you too.

 

As to Wheel of Time: only sexier.  I did not write that. 

 

JD,

Insert random witicism here

[Wayward_fool]

YOU CAN'T FEND ME OFF! *Clings on* I missed youuuuuuuuuuuu....