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Who is the biggest "JERK" ever in fantasy, sci-fi etc


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Not talking about villians, dark gods, badass evil wizards, or even bad guys...just A Holes. Jerks. Smug, condescending SOBs, lol ...Books, Tv, movies...its all fair game!!!

 

Ill start with Bashir from DS9. Another on my list is Couladin from WOT. How bout Littlefinger from ASOIAF? ... Bruce Wayne is kinda a jerk - at least in the new movies. Ser Jaime Lannister of ASOIAF. Bauden from Malazan. Maybe, for me, the biggest jerk EVER is High Prince Roelstra (from Melanie Fawn's Sunrunner novels). Although, in that same series, Andrus runs Roelstra a close second.

 

Who'd I miss?

 

 

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Prince Regal from Farseer, Elend and Zane's father from Mistborn (his name escapes me), Bayaz from The First Law, Sadeas from The Way of Kings.

 

Just a few that came to mind.

 

Straff Venture.

 

My own list- Saruman, Raistlin, Bluefingers, Theleb K'aarna, Yrkoon, Zane.

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Lucius Malfoy. words cannot describe how much i loathe and detest this character, both in the books and in the movies (jason isaac is such a wonderful actor :wub: ) i cannot express enough the amount of want i have to reach into the book and snatch Lucius bald headed, and honestly i don't think he was punished enough.

 

next in line is Snape; i'd love to pistol whip him. it's all his fault anyways.

 

 

then theres Joff from ASoF&I. i'd put that boy over my knee and give him a whippin he woudln't soon foget, king or not. least we not forget the Mountain or the Goat as well, whose deaths i felt were too decent and not painful enough.

 

oh and can i just group the Chan in together from Wot. everytime i read tGH i get so mad i cry when Egwene gets collared. for that alone, i hope the entire nation burns to the ground, even though Tuon is cool.

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Joffrey, Cersei, several Aes Sedai and Seanchan, Susan from Chronicles of Narnia (I think it was Susan... been a long time), DOLORES UMBRIDGE, Mr. Norrell (except sometimes) from Jonathan Strange and Mr. Norrell, several characters in LotR, including Frodo through a large part of the series...

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In no particular order

  • Ambrose Jakkis (He is just a douche)
  • Joffrey Baratheon (Sadistic evil child)
  • Couladin (dude just stop snarling all the time)
  • Ramsay Snow (Theon warm this girl up for me)
  • Thomas Covenant (I mean come on poor girl)

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The Greek/Roman gods and associated people, especially Poseidon and Zeus. I mean SERIOUSLY, they are all just... jerks (read Ovid's Metamorphoses).

Paris - Trojan War

Most the characters from The Sword of Truth series (especially Richard and Kahlan... agghhh!)

Daisy and Tom Buchanan - The Great Gatsby

Dorian Gray

Christabella - Silent Hill

Raymond Sintes - The Outsider

Claudio, Don Pedro & Leonato - Much Ado About Nothing

Scrappy Doo (found him really irritating as a child)

Anasûrimbor Kellhus - The Second Apocalypse (I hate manipulators)

 

Still missing many people.

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Not talking about villians, dark gods, badass evil wizards, or even bad guys...just A Holes.

Cadusane, especially when viewed critically; the author uses her to glorify cruelty and bullying under the very dark view that these are the only things that give culture the strength it needs to survive. But even without interpretation, the chracter is a huge ass, and only her gender gets in the way of seeing it.

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Not talking about villians, dark gods, badass evil wizards, or even bad guys...just A Holes.

Cadusane, especially when viewed critically; the author uses her to glorify cruelty and bullying under the very dark view that these are the only things that give culture the strength it needs to survive. But even without interpretation, the chracter is a huge ass, and only her gender gets in the way of seeing it.

 

Have you read RJ's notes on the character?

 

http://www.theorylan...vmain.php?i=652

 

Not to mention in the books she almost always treats people exactly as they deserve and always has a goal in mind. Bullying is just one of the many various tactics we see her use, as RJ said she is a "remarkably adaptable" woman.

 

As for the lesson she was imparting on Rand, it was exactly the opposite. He was so strong as to be brittle and she had to teach him "laughter and tears".

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Captain Kirk. (Although it is also a poor reflection on all the silly women who were taken in by him. I feel he is the second most patronising character ever created.)

Commander Riker (The Wannabe Kirk. There's no point smiling like that, because I'm not impressed, and there's no point drawing yourself up to your full height because I'm a short-arse and everybody is taller than me, anyway - You are not special in that respect!)

Deanna Troi (The most patronising character ever created.)

 

Bashir... except he did seem to grow out of it.

 

(All this being said, I am, in fact, a Star Trek fan!)

 

Aragorn. (Who tells off a nurse for talking too much, but hangs around outside the hall for long enough to recite his many titles!)

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Iskierka

 

If anyone has read the Temeraire novels (strongly recommended) you might agree. This dragon is so full of herself and belittling of others...

 

but kinda funny and cool too. love/hate thing I guess

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Oh and any Dragonball Z followers how about

 

Picollo, Bulma, Vegeta, Nappa, Radditz... I'll stop there because they're too many to name in that show however the first three in that list have redeeming qualities

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