You know you've spent too much time on the WoT when...

[dapianoplay3r]

are grabbing suitcases to pack the car and grab one in each hand then your first though is to channel the other over.

 

swiftly followed by disappointment

[Plato]

You find yourself thinking "The wheel weaves as the Wheel wills" but since no one gets that, you say "whatever happens, happens"

[LeeM.Erickson]

When you don't believe in Climate Change, you believe Lanfear's incarnate actually drilled a hole in the atmosphere and the "Global Warming" is actually the Dark One.

 

I think in this Age, Lanfear was incarnated as air conditioners, hair spray and car exhaust

[Troilen]

Hahaha, I tell people to "sleep well and wake", sometimes just to see the funny looks on their faces.

 

Also, when I go to the store to look for something to drink, I always look for Oosquai first =(

[Songstress]

When you try to use "oosquai" as a Scrabble word.

[Troilen]

I try to do that too! Words with friends always tells me I'm an idiot =(

[MashiraSedai]

You find yourself thinking "The wheel weaves as the Wheel wills" but since no one gets that, you say "whatever happens, happens"

 

This :P

[Golden Rhiannon]

When you try to reference Stephen Hawking but end up saying Artur Hawkwing.

[zfnorth]

When you play Portal 2 and think "wait, robots can't channel..."

[Leyrann]

You try to convince your mom that you don’t have to clean your room because you’ve fashioned it after Gareth Byrne’s tent (only he knows how to get through it; it stops the monsters in the closet assassins)

 

Finally a good reason...

 

Thanks, AH.

[Aiel Heart]

You try to convince your mom that you don’t have to clean your room because you’ve fashioned it after Gareth Byrne’s tent (only he knows how to get through it; it stops the monsters in the closet assassins)

 

Finally a good reason...

 

Thanks, AH.

Note the word "try".... It doesn't work Ley :P unless your parents happen to also be fans--then you might have a chance

[Arc]

...you're in a relationship, but can't help admiring other women, minding yourself it's not for you, but perhaps for Talmanes

[Plato]

When you think someone is being woolheaded

[trench]

When you come up with a theory and realize that not only has it been made and discussed to death, but that you actually were against when you first read it.

[OptimusPrime]

You know you've spent too much time on WoT...

 

... when a friend has a shave and you are dead sure its someone else in disguise.

 

... when you watch Bear Grills tracking his next meal and you think "Bah! Try tracking a Ta'verens!"

 

... when you realize you just asked yourself "What would Jesus Ishamael do?"

[MashiraSedai]

... when you have a nightmare and wonder if the Dark One is peering into your skull...

[Leyrann]

You try to convince your mom that you don’t have to clean your room because you’ve fashioned it after Gareth Byrne’s tent (only he knows how to get through it; it stops the monsters in the closet assassins)

 

Finally a good reason...

 

Thanks, AH.

Note the word "try".... It doesn't work Ley :P unless your parents happen to also be fans--then you might have a chance

 

My mother doesn't want to read them, because she is afraid she will become addicted to them... (she has read the first two books)

 

But maybe it'll still work... If I am very lucky. I think that I am also lucky that I have not really much mess. I think, at least. Most are books, some school stuff that is not in my bag because of the holiday, and papers with maps from various ideas for books. And of course my laptop. On the ground, there is only some mess next to my bed, in a corner between my bed and my desk. Those are also books. WoT, Dragonriders and maybe Discworld.

[MashiraSedai]

... You dress up as a character for Halloween.

... You think 'Oh Light!' when something goes wrong

... You get the Kindle Books so they are on your phone and with you at all times

... You have at least four copies of each book in various forms

... You plan on taking a day off work to read the last book when it comes out

[zerachiel76]

When you work with women who remind you of Aes Sedai you'd like to still and then banish.

When you wish you could use compulsion on your boss to get a pay rise.

When you plan to make sure your daughter grows up nothing like Egwene, Elayne or Avienda but like Min.

When you plan to make sure your son grows up like Mat or Perrin.

[M'hael Scrotes]

...you accuse people of being darkfriends. ...you say "It's time to toss the dice" when you walk into a public restroom

[Cjmofo]

Iv been reading wot for about 5-6 I'm only 20 from England but iv never laughed as much on this site "despothera". 2012 haha can't wait and I do actually day dream at work sometimes what would I do if I got transported to randland gets seriously intense sometimes

[Azrael Maravaile]

I say sleep well and wake to my girlfriend all the time... i guess I fit in the too much time category

[MashiraSedai]

When no one bothers to ask what you're reading, they just know...

[Ayend'an]

So I accidentally bumped into a random guy outside GameStop and muttered under my breath, "I have t'oh." His eyes lit up, and he said, "Be my gai'shain!" Yeah, I'm never using that one again....

[Dar'Jen Ab Owain]

Oh, this is a great thread. Thank you for reviving it.