THE BLACK TOWER RECRUITING BOOTH

[Talmanes]

With the Taint, who needs 'specia' brownies.

[TheMasterDude]

Manny! T-man! *glomptackles*

 

 

Mannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnny!!!

 

*pounces*...have some tainted Brownies.

 

*watches elgee getting spanked* you do realise she likes that TMD... lol

 

We're not advocating drinking Hoodie, but those that are adult do partake sensibly in the odd alcoholic drink, as any child of 1 upwards would see ion their homes, we do not allow younguns to do this. ...Besides I know the law for drinking alcohol is 5 years old in the UK. In fact I was younger than that. I looked at the red wine my mum and dad had with their Sunday lunch and I wanted some...it looked like Ribena (blackcurrent drink) and yummy so my dad poured me some. Lets just say I thought it was horrible, but he made me drink it (it was a small glass) I have never really gotten on with red wine to this day! In fact now a days I can't drink wine at all, makes me feel ill...if I'm not ill!

 

 

*Is tackled to death*

 

Yes I know she likes it Talya. That's WHY I'm doing it!

 

And oh yes, we haven't gotten crazier. You have just gotten LESS crazy ;(

[Locke]

Aw, less crazy is sad. =(

[Nyanna al'Meara]

Besides I know the law for drinking alcohol is 5 years old in the UK. In fact I was younger than that.

 

I can beat that I was 3 and my Dad got me some 'lemonade' on a Kirchweih. It was Federweisser. *facepalm*

 

 

 

Now, the real reason I came...

 

*sidles up to the nearest cookie platter* My, these look...interesting.

 

 

And DELICIOUS!!!!!!!

 

*gobbles*

[Elgee]

Oy! Screaming Novice! *Smacks hand away from the so-called brownie* those are baaaaad for you

 

T-man, you've become LESS crazy? but ... but ...

[Talmanes]

Talya's Tainted Brownies bad for you? That's not even possible!

[Elgee]

Well, indirectly. See, I had my eye on them and if the takes them, I'd have to defenestrate her. And that would be baaaad for her. *nods*

[The_Fnorrll_Reborn]

Defenestrate?? *blinks* you'd take her windows away?? :S

[Adella]

*TACKLES TMD* HAHA! You're stuck now...

[Elgee]

Surely that's better than taking her windmills away, Snarly?

 

*Eyes the somewhat flattened T-man on the floor*

 

Oh dear. You'd better clean that up before you go, Adella *shakes head*

[The_Fnorrll_Reborn]

Id come back with a snappy reply but i have no idea what the latin root for windmill is. "mulino a vento" in italian i believe but i have no idea how that translates...

[Elgee]

In your heeeaaad, in your heaaad.

[The_Fnorrll_Reborn]

Zombie? Zombie?

[Volkeskirata]

*walks over to sign up booth*

"so.... I heard you have Vodka and Brownies..... what else do you have?"

[The_Fnorrll_Reborn]

A whole can of "fnorrll-whil-whup-ya-ass....."

[Volkeskirata]

A whole can of "fnorrll-whil-whup-ya-ass....."

 

*looks at Fnorrll*

"Snarly, I just wanna know what kinda benefits i would get... you know... medical and what not"

*grins*

[The_Fnorrll_Reborn]

Great...now even the algai are callin me FRICKIN SNARLY

 

Medical? You'd need a good one...

[Volkeskirata]

lol. just kidding sir. *backs away from the booth*

Besides i don need to sign up here

[The_Fnorrll_Reborn]

*eyes Volke suspiciously*

 

I will find you, Algai. Be sure of it...

[Volkeskirata]

*eyes Volke suspiciously*

 

I will find you, Algai. Be sure of it...

 

*looks at fnorrll*

"find me? im confused"

[The_Fnorrll_Reborn]

Should you decide to go "walkies..."

[Talmanes]

Well, indirectly. See, I had my eye on them and if the takes them, I'd have to defenestrate her. And that would be baaaad for her. *nods*

 

Ah makes perfect sense

 

 

A whole can of "fnorrll-whil-whup-ya-ass....."

In your heeeaaad, in your heaaad.

 

*walks over to sign up booth*

"so.... I heard you have Vodka and Brownies..... what else do you have?"

 

Taint and Awesomeness along with pie, lots of pie. Oh and Mirsh of course has a pudding pit.

lol. just kidding sir. *backs away from the booth*

Besides i don need to sign up here

Precisely!

That's what THIS is for.

[The_Fnorrll_Reborn]

Precisely!

That's what THIS is for.

 

I suggest you Stop. Now.

[Talmanes]

Two questions:

Why is 'Stop' capitalized?

Why can't you lighten up man? Seriously, it's not like we actually trying to steal members from the WT.

No one reacted this way when you led Warders into the BT.

And, anyway, I'm a member here too, like a good amount of BT members, so seriously, stop acting like we are hostile.

[The_Fnorrll_Reborn]

You keep saying you arent trying to take members and yet you just posted a link to your own SGs sign up thread and enumerated the virtues of saud SG.

 

As for you lot not reacting this way when we came- actually it was the most hostile board we visited and most of your guys tried to turn it into a fight the moment we landed. But that is besidea the point. Not one of my men posted saying "you should join the warders guild!" and certainly did not post a link to any sign up thread on our boards. If they had i would have come down on them juat as hard.

 

Finally, if you are a member here, start acting like it and respecting this forum as well. Some active posting wouldnt go amiss either. But if you think that either "being a member here too" or "its all just a joke!" excuses you from breaking the rules- which like or not, you are- then you are wrong. I will lighten up when you stick to what you said and come here to visit and joke, not encourage people to join other social groups.