Rand vs Jaime Lannister

[ravenfier]

well looking back on the whole cage fight, it was silly to put god's (or people with god-like power) with non-gods, should have been either all god level power people or non-god level power people. oh well, sittis in the bleachers chanting go rand go.

[Mhoram]

 

I would be interested in reading that write up if you could provide a link to it Mhoram.

 

http://www.suvudu.com/2010/03/cage-match-2010-round-3-7-temeraire-versus-15-jaime-lannister.html

 

Click on the "Click here" bit just under where they list their previous kills.

[Ashaman Kovan]

They'd better do a swordfight. It would better than just BALEFIRE, BICHES! like the previous matches. How did that jumped-up calvin cline model get past Cthulhu, anyway? Or Ged, for that matter? Cthulhu v Rand would have been awesome, because his main power wouldn't hav worked on the already-crazy rand.

 

So if you could use The One Power/Balefire and this dude comes at you with TWO magical swords, bracers of speed on his ankles, a big ass panther and a Globe of Darkness 15 feet by 15 feet that he could put right in your face you would totally just go at him with your regular steel forged katana-esque sword right?

[ravenfier]

we have to show a strong vote for rand cuz, it seems that all of the fans for everyone else is going for jamie

[Shadow Rider]

They'd better do a swordfight. It would better than just BALEFIRE, BICHES! like the previous matches. How did that jumped-up calvin cline model get past Cthulhu, anyway? Or Ged, for that matter? Cthulhu v Rand would have been awesome, because his main power wouldn't hav worked on the already-crazy rand.

 

So if you could use The One Power/Balefire and this dude comes at you with TWO magical swords, bracers of speed on his ankles, a big ass panther and a Globe of Darkness 15 feet by 15 feet that he could put right in your face you would totally just go at him with your regular steel forged katana-esque sword right?

 

 

They have to do a sword fight because Rand fights fair....which will probably be his down fall with Jamie...he doesn't seem the type to fight fair...

 

* Does Jamie really mate with his sister?  :o

[Kadere]

* Does Jamie really mate with his sister?  :o

 

Yes. A lot.

[Mhoram]

Including during times of Communist uprisings...

[Fiddler]

Anybody familiar with Karsa Orlong from the Malazan Book of the Fallen?. This fellow is immune to any kind of magic, he's about 12 ft tall and makes Conan the Barbarian look more like Conan the Librarian. 

[Blackhoof]

They'd better do a swordfight. It would better than just BALEFIRE, BICHES! like the previous matches. How did that jumped-up calvin cline model get past Cthulhu, anyway? Or Ged, for that matter? Cthulhu v Rand would have been awesome, because his main power wouldn't hav worked on the already-crazy rand.

 

So if you could use The One Power/Balefire and this dude comes at you with TWO magical swords, bracers of speed on his ankles, a big ass panther and a Globe of Darkness 15 feet by 15 feet that he could put right in your face you would totally just go at him with your regular steel forged katana-esque sword right?

 

I was refering to the Jaime v Rand fight coming up, not the pathetic Rand v Drizzt fight that has already happened.

And the jumped-up calvin cline model is jaime, in case you didn't know.

[Ashaman Kovan]

They'd better do a swordfight. It would better than just BALEFIRE, BICHES! like the previous matches. How did that jumped-up calvin cline model get past Cthulhu, anyway? Or Ged, for that matter? Cthulhu v Rand would have been awesome, because his main power wouldn't hav worked on the already-crazy rand.

 

So if you could use The One Power/Balefire and this dude comes at you with TWO magical swords, bracers of speed on his ankles, a big ass panther and a Globe of Darkness 15 feet by 15 feet that he could put right in your face you would totally just go at him with your regular steel forged katana-esque sword right?

 

I was refering to the Jaime v Rand fight coming up, not the pathetic Rand v Drizzt fight that has already happened.

And the jumped-up calvin cline model is jaime, in case you didn't know.

 

I didn't know. I just now figured out who the hell Jaime is. I've never read or seen the appeal of aSoIaF. From what I have seen though sounds to me like Rand would kick his ass even easier then he did Drizzts'. Either way though, sword fight till/if he starts losing (I'm not aware of Jaimes skills with the sword) and then Balefire. Or air, or any other number of weaves that would kill just about anyone. It's never going to be 'realistic' because for one, they're all fake and for two because they don't exist in the same universe anyways. So the same rules don't apply.

[Elend]

Jaime is considered one of the best swordsman in aSoIaF. He lost a hand though and has been pretty bad in comparison since then. I think the hand stuff is why people wanna see a swordfight between them.

[Hallow]

Wait wait wait, Rand beat Roland Deschain in awesomeness?

[Ataxia]

Suvudu is looking for someone to write up Rands side in the finals (vs

Jaimie). GRRM is writing up Jaimies half so it would be nice to get a

fair fight.

 

Heres the forum post.

 

 

 

 

So here's what I'm going to do:

 

I'm going to let one fan act as Rand's champion.

 

Send me your seven-on-seven Cage Match by Wednesday, 5pm EST, and I ...

will choose the best one to post on the site alongside my write up and

George R.R. Martin's.

 

Sound fair?

 

Please send your scenario to spectratwitterfb@gmail.com.

 

Be warned--I don't have a ton of time to edit these, so make sure you

proofread! Apparently, some of the comments can get a little vicious.

:)

 

Good luck--and good luck to Rand and Jaime.

 

-- David Pomerico

[she who sees beyond]

Rands more than 20% behind.

 

Get up and vote for him

[amy93]

Voted. Go Rand!

 

http://www.suvudu.com/2010/04/cage-match-2010-championship-5-rand-althor-versus-15-jaime-lannister.html

 

Anyway, on facebook Brandon said he would write Rand's side

[Isgrimner]

Must not be that many votes total yet, as Rand has went up 51% to 49%. 

[MsDanya]

waaa, but I want both to win!!

[Kadere]

The last story they wrote up doesn't make any sense. Rand doesn't have to have fire in order to channel fire. He doesn't have to channel Earth with Earth either. And there's no reason he couldn't extinguish the Dragon fire. I liked the story, but they clearly don't understand the One Power.

[Kadere]

Oh come on, Rand would wipe the floor with Jaime. But I'm just glad I get to read a GRRM mock up of the battle. :D

[Ataxia]

Spread the word to other WOT sites you guys may know haha.

[Barmacral]

Here's a direct link to the battle:

 

http://www.suvudu.com/2010/04/cage-match-2010-championship-5-rand-althor-versus-15-jaime-lannister.html

[amy93]

I know it's off topic, but TGS here is in a final and we're losing

 

http://www.audible.com/adbl/site/template/toa/FlashBracket.jsp?BV_SessionID=@@@@1041315271.1270574360@@@@&BV_EngineID=ccckadekdhkkhhjcefecekjdffidffg.0

 

Go vote guys!  ;)

[Kaznen]

They're neck and neck.

 

RAND! RAND! RAND!

[Werthead]

I'm siding with Jaime here.

 

Realistically, the battle would be decided on where it was fought. If it was fought in Randland, Rand has access to the One Power and wins. It if was fought in Westeros, he doesn't and loses.

[Hallow]

I'm siding with Jaime here.

 

Realistically, the battle would be decided on where it was fought. If it was fought in Randland, Rand has access to the One Power and wins. It if was fought in Westeros, he doesn't and loses.

 

Depends when it takes place as well, has Jaime lost his hand yet? If so he's about to get his ass kicked, if he still has his hand and Rand can't use the one power, it's more interesting.