The Gossip Ghul

[Far Dareis Mai]

A Hax Clone??!

 

 

So apparently, Hax has been dipping into some questionable scientific research. For lo' and behold--a taller, handsomer, manlier Hax has been unleashed upon the Earth! I call him...Haxersmash.

[Emperor]

I think I have mad panda disease...

[Cadsuane]

*loves on this thread*

 

*thanks Pandy for bringing up SG and reminding her to come read updates*

[Dunbar]

Hax is a cylon!

[Nynaeve]

Laddy is a the wenchiest of all.

 

Scientifically proven and stamped on with... a stampy thing.

 

 

 

 

Nyn

[Far Dareis Mai]

[Naeann]

While talking to Demi on skype it was discovered that he went to Canada and had Poontang and it was Yummy.

[Far Dareis Mai]

TASTE THE RAINBOW!!!!

 

 

 

 

[Gerrendus]

*glares at Far and twaps the picture as it recalls the first--unedited--time he saw it.*

[Far Dareis Mai]

Poor Yveva...

 

 

On Skype last night, we were informed of poor Yveva's situation of being squashed and Dinosaur kisses and a dinosaur arm, etc.

 

[Emperor]

RAWR!

[Emperor]

and I don't do dinasaur kisses...that would be horrible.

 

 

I prefer kittie kisses while I make duck sounds....

[Far Dareis Mai]

WAH WAH MY VAGINA HURTS!

 

 

Sources reveal that there is a temper tantrum going on at the former Black Tower offsite boards because the new Org leader decided to follow Dragonmount policy by disassociating the BT Org with them. In a rash reaction, a couple members decided to verbally flay the new Org Leader with their winsome attitudes and intelligent words. Please note that though they hate Dragonmount, hate the administrators, and never want to post here, they are STILL mortally offended that Dragomount doesn't want their affiliation.

Source: http://www.black-tower.org/boards/viewtopic.php?f=1&t=8800

 

 

 

 

Editors Note: after viewing this link when it was sent to me, my personal favorite is the post from our own TMD.

[Far Dareis Mai]

Where have all the Rat Tails gone??!?!

 

Sources reveal that in the night a small group of infiltrators managed to sneak into the Aiel Org and snip the rat tails off of all the Maidens!! What shall they do now?

 

[Far Dareis Mai]

HAX ATE THE TACO BELL DOG!!!!!

 

 

 

Oh the irony....

[Krakalakachkn]

more more!

[Canukistani]

so submit some

[Far Dareis Mai]

HAVE YOU SEEN ME?

 

Name: Dunbar (Demigod)

Last Seen: Last week

Haunts: SS board, Seanchan, Shayol Ghul main boards

 

 

Name: Haxorsist

Last Seen: Last week

Haunts: Seanchan, here, Dragonsworn

 

 

 

[Alaksuleiel]

maybe they finally eloped?

[LilyElizabeth]

Awww, they do make a cute couple. And Demi will amputate those angel wings in a snap!

 

 

[ed2funy]

haha....

you peoples are so hilarious....

 

more....i am too new to be making fake gossip about people....idk any of you!

[Far Dareis Mai]

[glow=red,2,300]OH NOES I IZ SOWWWY![/glow]

 

 

Sources report that a certain SGer fell victim to the old "my mother's DEAD!" prank after making a "yo momma" joke.  The gullible victim, who shall remain nameless, was pushed further down the road to remorse by the brilliant acting of two high level accomplices.

[Far Dareis Mai]

Get the hell off of my awesomely wonderful GG thread with this grammar talk. I'm moving these posts to where they will be appreciated. >:D

[Far Dareis Mai]

[glow=red,2,300]A Match Made in.....EVIL??!?!?![/glow]

 

Rumour has it that our very own Pandy has a crush on Tynaal Consen.

 

[Far Dareis Mai]

[glow=red,2,300]The cosmicpanda's secret Pillow Shrine discovered!!!!

[/glow]

 

 

I have no words for this, folks!