The Gossip Ghul

[Far Dareis Mai]

Please send all tidbits and pieces of information to me COSMICPANDA via pm. Pictures to accompany gossip is always helpful and will result in faster posting. All submissions will remain anonymous.

 

And with that, I tell you!

 

 

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A Black Ajah snitch reports that Barmacral and Raeyn were caught doing the dirty in the Black Ajah dungeons last night. Thankfully, it was all caught on camera.

 

 

Unfortunately, there were no lights on.

[Barmacral]

That was the 6th time btw, and that was me saying no, not the other way around.

[Liathiana]

*snickers*

[Far Dareis Mai]

Wanna Get Married? Easy!

 

SamVines and many others in the Debates and Discussions board were awash with the irony after Goblin Queen announced that she can now perform marraiges and counseling to the public.

 

 

 

[Far Dareis Mai]

NO BROWNIES FOR YOU...AT LEAST FROM THE GREEN AJAH!

 

 

In an unprecedented move, the Green Ajah has decided to stop offering Mint Brownies to other members and newbies. According to inside sources, some people seem to feel as though their toes were being stepped on. I wonder what that means for everything we encounter that is Green?!?!?  >:D

[eclipse0]

That was the 6th time btw, and that was me saying no, not the other way around.

 

So you like being on bottom?

[cosmicpanda]

actually, in that corner of the BA dungeons it's difficult to say which is which, because there's a little multi-dimensional wormhole there.

[Raeyn]

 

I wish he could tell me from his Aes Sedai, really.  I mean, sure I know our names are alike, but oi! *winks*

[Far Dareis Mai]

CAR SALESMEN LIE?!?!?!

 

 

Wolfkin Org leader Soy Boyo had some time to contemplate life on the side of the road the other day when his motorcycle ran out of gas. Apparently the bike didn't get the gas mileage the salesmen promised, and Soy Boyo spent some time kicking himself on the Seanchan forum via cell phone (since you know, he was on the side of the road n' all). Always fill up before a long trip, kiddies!

 

 

[Far Dareis Mai]

RAWR I'M INVADING YOU! *death* *fire* *leather* ..... Here, have a sweater. *squee*

 

 

The Black Ajah is over at the White Tower this week, invading and passing out sweaters in a variety of shapes and sizes. Featured this year is the sweaterkini...for those that wish to remain tan in the winter....

 

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[ChronoCrosS]

That would be an odd tan

[Far Dareis Mai]

?? VS. BA

 

A snitch reports that there is a secret conspiracy to undermine all threads created by the BA by lots of inane chatter and unrelated SPAM.....

[eclipse0]

It can only be Demi!

[Alaksuleiel]

ha! Demi is a sweetheart. must be badco, talya and eclipse...

[eclipse0]

Demi is the Master of all that is spam...

 

I have proof, it's in the Tower of the Black variety.

[Far Dareis Mai]

pft, the Black Tower holds no Dominion over here.

 

>:D

[eclipse0]

I didn't say it held dominion, that's where I keep my evidence locker...

[Moghedian]

Demi also happened to win 'Spammiest Member'... :D

[eclipse0]

Only the green ones, cause that means you're going to hit a homerun!

[Far Dareis Mai]

WHODUNNIT??

 

 

Okay, so we know that Barm is a cool guy and all, but someone is taking it a little too far. Imagine Barm's surprise when he discovers he has an account at Cracked? Fangurl? Fanboi? Whoever it is, take a chill pill!

[Dunbar]

I haven't done something like this :o

 

I read cracked, though

[Far Dareis Mai]

A SNEAKY PEEK!

 

Rumor has it that at nightfall, Eclipse0 turns into the Twilight Princess. Finally, someone has been able to snap a shot of his alter ego.

 

 

[TheMasterDude]

[eclipse0]

Psssh, Zelda isn't the Twilight Princess, it's Midna!

 

[ChronoCrosS]

Either way you will attract males.