Order in the court! Order in the court!

[Delenn]

Yay! Field Trip! :D

[Raeyn]

*an idea slowly dawns* So you're saying we need to invade the Seanchan Empire? And kidnap Justen Diablos?

 

 

That's just crazy enough to work!

 

I support this idea; we Browns are in need of a serving boy >_>

[Elgee]

Invade! YESSSS!

 

*pumps fist*  ;D ;D

[JenniferL]

We'll need a clever disguise to walk among the Seanchan unmolested.

 

I will disguise myself as the Tropic Thunder movie trailer.

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JCDtdhiCm6A

[Elgee]

Can I wear one of those filmy robes and go undercover as a do'ca ... thingy ?

[Guest nephitess]

Woooot!!! Field trip!!

 

*ponders what to wear*

[JenniferL]

Anything media related. The Seanchan will think we are part of the scenery!

[Guest nephitess]

Ok i made my choice...

 

I'm going to dress as the Napolean Dynamite trailer.

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5YwUh4Lgiks

 

:D

[_Kynwric_]

Maybe it was Justen Diablos surfing on the mattress?

[JenniferL]

It will be after we kidnap...I mean arrest him.

[Elgee]

*nods*

 

It was him and Tayol ...

[Vanion]

Probably was Tayol, but, as the head of the BT Org, he isn't subject to the laws of the WT lol

 

Besides, chances are that Tay will show up to court drunk and simply Balefire the lot of us lol

[Elgee]

awesome !  ;D

[Nynaeve]

*finds Elgee's overjoyfulness (can you say that 5 times quick :P) suspicious*

 

She seems too relieved. I say we off her head just in case... loose cannons shake the boat. And a boat that shakes is... rather fun....and... where was I going with this?  lol

 

 

 

 

Nyn

[Elgee]

*shakes Nyn's boat*  ;D

[Kara_J]

*goes and finds a creek to toss the paddles in*  :P

[Dwynwen]

Are we sure it was Justen?  It might have been Empy just as easily.  He has a strange sense of humor too.

[Barmacral]

You think Empy was involved? Kid can't get past his lego's long enough to slide down stairs on cutouts of actor's that make him... nvm

[Nynaeve]

Perhaps the legos were down the stairs  *nodnod*

 

And am I do only one that connects legos to Legolas... acted out by Orlando Bloom!   :o

 

IT ALL ADDS UP!

 

 

 

Nyn

[JenniferL]

COINCIDENCE?

 

 

OR CONSPIRACY?!

 

 

*lightening crash*

[Justen Diablos]

*walks in carrying pizza*

 

Did someone order a...

 

hey, what are ya'll looking at?

 

Oh, I get it, you're just surprised that the great Justen Diablos would be a pizza boy.  *nods* understandable. 

 

You see we at the 'Chan all took on second jobs to see if we couldn't buy Barm a sense of humour for his birthday.  Since nothing else seems to help the poor boy. 

 

Anywhoo... I couldn't help but notice you all seem to be plotting against me.  Hard to miss that, I mean did you really think you could keep from me what transpired in this court?  With Nia and Kathana here?  They're the only two women in the world that I stalk.

 

*stands uncomfortably*

 

Okay, they're the only two people here at DM I stalk.

 

*whistles*

 

Alright, so they're two of the women at DM that I stalk.  And I followed them both here, actually read this entire thread, and uncovered your foul plot.

 

So just how do you intend to carry out this kidnapping now?  Since I stand here amongst you alone (unless you count Barm, and really why would i?) and forewarned.

 

Exactly.

 

Anyway now that you've been properly scolded.  Fetch me a novice to bring me some Orange Juice. 

 

Oh,

 

*unties Kat*

 

Stop doing that.  You know I'm obligated by the great Kat-JD pact of 1999 to come to her rescue whenever she finds herself imperaled by dark forces and/or her own warders (mostly the latter). 

 

*Hops up on in the Tamyrlin Seat*

 

Carry on with whatever you were all about.

 

JD,

'Chan

[Loreina]

*looks confused*

Is he the One?  But I thought... aren't his people the Sedai? Didn't he just say the 'Chan'? I thought he said 'Chan. Shouldn't that have been 'Sedai"?

 

[JenniferL]

*presses Justen to her bosom*  The whole kidnapping thing was just an excuse to get you to come live with me...us. I meant us.

[Barmacral]

Well Justen, you've got 6 months to raise enough money. Good luck.

[Justen Diablos]

ahhh, well you should've just asked then.

 

certainly I'll come stay with you for a while.  I don't think anyone will miss me back at the 'Chan.

 

My good friend Barm, carry a missive for me if you would.

 

Went to stay with the White Tower, be back in a couple months.  Please feed my kitty.

 

Love,

Justen

 

Okay, looks like I'm all yours.

 

First thing, I need access to all of these WT boards.  You know I did ask to join this org once, but when I e-mailed Kinwic or whatever like you told me to no one ever replied.  And of course I never tried a second time because I'm JD.  And JD only asks but once.  Unless it's a question about peanut butter or something serious like that.  I mean a man has to know the origin's of peanut butter or how can he call himself a man?

 

*nods*

 

but anyway what's this?

 

*starts playing with stuff*

 

ooooh, gavel.

 

*bangs the gavel three times.*

 

Order in this coart, Justen needs OJ, and stat.

 

I suppose that was more a medical reference than a legal one eh?  Don't worry I'll be better once these pills ware off, if I don't just pop more that is.

 

JD,

Visiting for a time.