Ridiculous plot changes you would enjoy

[king of nowhere]

On 9/19/2021 at 10:31 AM, Kalessin said:

And the Great Mortification of the Spirit, when Lanfear discovers that The Dark One is actually The Duck One, Scrooge McDuck, who has been paying to have them remake Randland into a place where he can store all his ill-gotten wealth. They've been mispronouncing his name for over three thousand years!!!

Then the screenwriters get killed by an angry mob of international translators, because there's no way to make that work in any other language

[Harldin]

When Mat, Thom and Noal go into the Tower of Ghenjai they actually find Barney Harris's Mat who claims he was kidnapped in Fal Dara and Donel's Mat is an imposter.

[CaddySedai]

It turns out the entire series is just Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle 3. 

[Guire]

6 hours ago, CaddySedai said:

It turns out the entire series is just Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle 3. 

Ughh.  Perrin and Mat go to White Castle.  Rand is played by Neil Patrick Harris.

[CaddySedai]

3 hours ago, Guire said:

Ughh.  Perrin and Mat go to White Castle.  Rand is played by Neil Patrick Harris.

NPH Rand? Take my money. 

[Kalessin]

Ba'alzamon aka Moridin also posing as Shaidar Haran meets Rand, accidentally on purpose, and tells him, "Stanley Tweedle, I am your father!"

 

Rand replies, "Sod off Baldrick!"

[king of nowhere]

got this idea from another thread, but...

 

perrin does not lose his whole family during the second trolloc scouring of the two rivers. rather, his aunt Jessica Fletcher/Aybara comes to visit on winternight, and since then a member of the aybara family dies in mysterious circumstances  every episode. In the first, layla aybara (whoever she turns out to be) is murdered and the suspects fall on narg, but jessica discovers the fault is actually of another cousin that took the chance to avenge a long-forgotten slight and blame it on the trollocs.

[CaddySedai]

Love it, love it.

 

At the end of the season it all turns out to be a fever dream old spice ad featuring Terry Crews

 

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

 

 

 

[Kalessin]

We discover, much to our surprise, that the Old Tongue for Daughter-Heir has been mistranslated, and actually means "Hairy Daughter". That's because the Lion Throne is actually a ter'angreal that only works on channelers or when a channeler is nearby, to reverse hair loss and augment hair growth. The first queen Ishara was a weak latent channeler, and was known in family circles as Ishara The Hairy, on account of her hairy chest and carefully shaven beard. Rand is predictably dismayed when he finds out, but Faile explains it can't be all that bad! (Morgase is a weak latent channeler like her ancestress Ishara, but as she has not had many occasions to sit on the Lion Throne of late, Tallanvor is not so dismayed.) ? (If someone as strong as Rahvin or Rand were to sit on the Lion Throne, they would supply enough hair in a week for a month's work for the famed Wigmakers' Street in Caemlyn.)

Edited October 2, 2021 by Kalessin
name correction

[Harldin]

As Rand is riding away after lighting his Pipe, a Sho-Wing lands and some people get out and announce that they are from the Continent known as the Land of the Mad Men and announce they had cured the madness shortly after the breaking and the whole Mad Men thing was a hoax to keep people away and they had been living a 2nd Age lifestyle the entire time.

[Elgee]

Perrin is actually gay and hooks up with Gawyn. Or Galad. Or both! Why not? They can be the counter-part to Rand and his ladies.

[DojoToad]

2 hours ago, Elgee said:

Perrin is actually gay and hooks up with Gawyn. Or Galad. Or both! Why not? They can be the counter-part to Rand and his ladies.

?

[Rose]

3 hours ago, Elgee said:

Perrin is actually gay and hooks up with Gawyn. Or Galad. Or both! Why not? They can be the counter-part to Rand and his ladies.

 

Here for Gay!Perrin but he needs to be with Gaul. I would also enjoy Aviendha and Elayne ditching Rand to ride into the sunset together. 

Edited October 2, 2021 by Rose

[Whittle]

11 hours ago, Harldin said:

As Rand is riding away after lighting his Pipe, a Sho-Wing lands and some people get out and announce that they are from the Continent known as the Land of the Mad Men and announce they had cured the madness shortly after the breaking and the whole Mad Men thing was a hoax to keep people away and they had been living a 2nd Age lifestyle the entire time.

This is such a Planet of the Apes ending. I love it.

[Elgee]

20 hours ago, Rose said:

Here for Gay!Perrin but he needs to be with Gaul.

 

Yah but the title of this thread is RIDICULOUS plot changes ... Gaul would not be a ridiculous partner for Perrin *grins*

[Rose]

5 hours ago, Elgee said:

 

Yah but the title of this thread is RIDICULOUS plot changes ... Gaul would not be a ridiculous partner for Perrin *grins*

I'll concede that ?

[Elder_Haman]

Bela and Pips are actually Ponies and at the end of the series we learn that Friendship Is the real Magic. 

[DojoToad]

I would not enjoy any ridiculous plot changes.

[DojoToad]

There are likely to be several non-ridiculous plot changes - some that will be good, others that we might not like.  No sense pulling fruit from the ridiculous tree...

[SinisterDeath]

Rafe goesBollywood during Mat's time in Ebou Dar.

[DojoToad]

26 minutes ago, SinisterDeath said:

Rafe goesBollywood during Mat's time in Ebou Dar.

I change my mind - onboard for this ridiculous change 

[Elder_Haman]

1 hour ago, DojoToad said:

No sense pulling fruit from the ridiculous tree...

It's just a bit of fun. 

[mogi68]

When they reach the blight, they add a laugh track to Egwene's comment of "this is the best weather we've seen all year!"

[DojoToad]

1 minute ago, mogi68 said:

When they reach the blight, they add a laugh track to Egwene's comment of "this is the best weather we've seen all year!"

Then one of the crazy trees picks her off Bela and rips her in half.  Now that would be a plot change...

[Kalessin]

On 10/6/2021 at 6:57 AM, DojoToad said:

Then one of the crazy trees picks her off Bela and rips her in half.  Now that would be a plot change...

And the next time we see her, she is married to the tree and happily raising a bunch of little monsters ...