An Aiel Invasion

[Daruya]

*wonders if she should confess to Mother that she moved all of the ter'Angreal from the storeroom last week so the storeroom could be renovated. Sure, it's just a storeroom but we do have appearances to maintain, after all, being Aes Sedai*

 

No, I guess not. What she doesn't know can't be tortured out of her, after all . . .

 

*giggles when she thinks of where the stash is hidden* They'll never find it there! *chortling*

 

*lobs a water balloon filled with colored water (blue, of course) at an Aiel running past*

[Elgee]

What Mother doesn't know, Mother cannot inadvertently blabber to the first person she meets *nods*

[Ithillian Turambar]

*Watches astonished as the Aiel manages to escape certain death ... Yet again!*

 

Hmmmm I'm starting to think she might be a bloody Ta'veren. But she is starting to look a little worse for wear now at least.

 

 

That Bite-fish sure made a lot of mess.

[bhskeeper11]

*while shaking off the guts from her clothes, she notices something moving in some bushes that looked oddly familiar*

 

No way... they couldn't have followed us all the way here... the gai'shain were sweeping our footprints in the sand!

 

*stalks over into the bushes quietly and watches a gnarly scene unfold between the ever feared creature (known colloquially as "Macta udo terrae populi") of the Three Fold Land outsmart a wetlander with a wonky looking sword*

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YKRnEOUxZm0

 

*wonders if there are more, when suddenly...

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V595oWP5tSE

 

...is heard over the grounds*

 

I suppose that answers that question.

 

*sees a few of the smaller Macta Udo Terrae Populi making their way towards her nemesis, who has continued to escape the spears*

 

So you can avoid a few spears...let us see how you do with the evil lil dragons.

 

*sits back and watches from afar*

[Minuet]

We are use to dangerous creatures. After all we have all sorts in The Threefold Land. That is what makes us so strong.

 

Moose darlin' don't get in trouble with the one they call the Amyrlin.

 

Looks around and channels flows of air to wrap around some of those trying to cut down the Aiel.

[Ithillian Turambar]

*is puzzled that the Wise One seems to be trying to emobilise the hideous monster that the little trainee Aiel has just called forth to attack the White Tower defenders*

 

 

Apparently if you don't move they can't see you. Although I could always try the Hagrid Solution and try playing them beautiful harp music until they fall asleep ...

 

*Sadly Ithi's musical abilities fall short of taming this terrible beast and she has no choice but to try and escape via the Damo-Bus, tripping over the bean bags Berf knocked all over the floor during his ungainly exit earlier*

 

Keys, where are the damn keys ... *chugger chugger chugger*

 

Start damn you, you evil bus *chugger chugger chugger*

 

Oh for goodness sake!

 

*bangs head against dash board, miraculously causing the crappy old bus to start*

 

Now, time to put my foot down and get the heck out of here ...

 

*dramatic wheel spin noises*

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x6wYGY3pI50

[goldeneyes101]

stops hands inches away from Elgee sides* aww i was only going ti tickle! I swear!

[Nyanna al'Meara]

*finally the rush of water through the streets subsides, and Nya is left swinging slightly in the breeze, the tavern sign creaking balefully*

 

*Nyanna hoists herself upwards, scrambling onto the shingle roof. She peers towards the near Tower walls, and after a moment starts running and leaping across the rooftops*

 

*looking about carefully, Nya climbs up and into a window, dropping into a corridor on the other side. Suddenly, she freezes. A siren-like wailing is rapidly approaching. But Nyanna the Maiden has learnt her lesson. She steps into a dark alcove, concealing herself in the shadows as Screaming Novice comes racing past yet again, this time lobbing water bombs left and right at each crescendo*

 

*shaking her head, Nyanna proceeds on down the empty corridor, spears at the ready*

[ed2funy]

*sniffs*

 

 

ewwww, Aiel rats.

[Elgee]

Elgee was very unsure about who's who in the zoo, what with doppelgangers running around, but nevertheless snuggled someone she sincerely hoped was her old friend Moose. That's ok, Mi ... errr Wise One, he aint heavy he's my ... aarrgghh!

 

Elgee slapped herself repeatedly, hoping to dislodge these mysterious songs that were suddenly filling her brain and spewing out of her mouth. The thought entered her mind that just maybe these Wise Ones were using some unknown (to Aes Sedai) Weave to mess with her head, but it was quickly replaced with the words "you've got a frieeeeend" looping endlessly through her brain.

 

Mi ... errr Wise One, did you bring any of that famous Oosquai of yours??!!

[goldeneyes101]

snuggles Min and Elgee* Oosquai is reallly goooood!!