You know you've spent too much time on the WoT when...

[Lisa Campbell]

When you go skiing and arrive to find that the snow isn't great and rain is forecast... and then meditate in a quiet corner imagining that you can channel and have a talent with weather.

 

The spooky thing was that it worked and even though you know it wasn't you, you still want to take credit for it.

[Leyrann]

When you go skiing and arrive to find that the snow isn't great and rain is forecast... and then meditate in a quiet corner imagining that you can channel and have a talent with weather.

 

The spooky thing was that it worked and even though you know it wasn't you, you still want to take credit for it.

 

:laugh: ROFL.

[Aiel Heart]

When you can totally take over a post educating people in a WoT Facebook group

 

And

 

When you can spend hours on wot.wikia.com :P

 

And

 

When you know who killed Asmodean ;)

[Leyrann]

When you know who killed Asmodean ;)

 

Everyone knows it's Graendal. It's in the Glossary of ToM.

[Aiel Heart]

Not everyone looks at that though. I was trying to not spoil things for those who didn't know yet!!!! :P

[Leyrann]

I didn't knew first. So I posted a theory on Theoryland that I figured it out. It is possible by now, without the Glossary. Do you want everyone to do this? Poor Tamyrlin...

[Louise]

It's written in ToM too, not just in the Glossary. So anyone who's read it (Glossary or no Glossary) should know.

[Leyrann]

It is not stated right out. Only that Graendal was responsible for the death of three Chosen. And that can only be Asmo, Mesaana and Aran'gar.

[Aiel Heart]

Yeah, I know. Still, there are some that didn't catch that the first time around

[Leyrann]

Let's get back on topic.

 

You have spend too much time on WoT when...

 

Ehm... I'm not that good in thinking of these things. Just get back on topic...

[The Fisher King]

Let's get back on topic.

 

You have spend too much time on WoT when...

 

Ehm... I'm not that good in thinking of these things. Just get back on topic...

 

When you're out and about running errands and you see a hot chick and hope she's of the Green Ajah ;)

 

 

Fish

[Watto84]

You think that, just through reading Mat's story line, you know everything there is to know about horses.

 

(doesnt work. didnt pick a single winner last time i was at the track)

[Leyrann]

So I haven't read too much WoT...

 

Do you DO know enough that you can put horses in your book?

[pamela]

... when you almost called your boyfriend "Rand" 3 times... it was a close shave! And it would have certainly pissed him off. Well, perhaps it's just because his name is Arthur

 

... and when you actually did call your friend "Egwene" while speaking of her (not to her, at least). Not that I either love Eggy or hate my friend, though.

Edited August 30, 2011 by gwenifer

[Crimson_Ayla]

- When you've given yourself many headaches trying to channel

 

- You love reading old WoT theory blogs and seeing which theories came true

 

- Your hamster is called Asmodean

[Dante282]

- When you've given yourself many headaches trying to channel

 

- You love reading old WoT theory blogs and seeing which theories came true

 

- Your hamster is called Asmodean

 

...now i really want a pet just so I can name it after a forsaken

[narg75]

When all your PWs are WOT related so you can remember them.

[ZeshanHamdani]

you finish ToM and start reading EoTW again.

you forget ur book at home and buy another copy while at work so u can read it.

your mailbox is filled with forum posts from dragonmount.com and other similar sites.

you have a TWoT tattoo

your pets and maybe children are named after characters from TWoT.

you wish you could channel

you wished you lived in the AoL

you look for the 13th depository in the library

[Never]

You know you've read to much WoT when bro-code dictates that all your friends now hate Lan.

[Ledinna Sedai]

...when you plan what to say if Aiels invaded your school.

...when you automatically tug your hair as frustrated.

...when you imagine you're a rosebud unfolding as you want to calm down.

[Superhal]

When you finish re-reading 3 of the WoT books during your breaks at work, and then sadly realize that you can't read them again since you still remember reading them last week.

 

And then, after you finish re-reading book 4, you feel compelled to come back to DM to post a question you already know the answer to.

 

And then, when reviewing your old posts, you feel like a bump of one of your old posts is not only necessary, but serves the public good.

Edited October 14, 2011 by Toy'varen

[damandred]

When you get drunk at a party and start talking about WoT, and make out its the newest eath shattering theory in space/time and RJ is greater than Einstein and Newton put together.(Which he is)

 

When you use the Flame and the Void whenever you play Pool/Snooker or Darts and when you win(more often than not) call the challanger a untaught child.

 

When you tell your children to stop playing the fool.

 

When you develop a gambling problem because you can imagin hearing dice in your head.

 

When you slip the girl behind the bar an extra 10 pound because she has "pretty eyes"

 

When you can name the pro and anti Egwene factions on DM.

Edited October 14, 2011 by damandred

[Crimson_Ayla]

When you keep coming back to this thread to list reasons :D

[Leyrann]

When you keep coming back to this thread to list reasons :D

 

No, then you've spent too much time on Dragonmount.

[garry1209]

when you start to think bow and arrow is better than a gun..

 

when you are more worried about dying before the publishing of #aMoL rather than dying itself.