Order in the court! Order in the court!

[JenniferL]

Wow. These things really are heavy. No wonder you guys all have such big muscles.

[Segurant]

PUT THAT DOWN!  Oy Vey!  You people should honestly know better than to give Kathana a sword.

 

Here take this pudding cup instead, Sweetie.  Here, have a seat while you eat your very yummy chocolate pudding.

 

*Grabs some rope and ties her up in the chair*

 

 

[JenniferL]

But...But...Kyn said I could have it!

 

*wiggles* You've been reading my livejournal today, haven't you?

[Segurant]

No swords for you!  You'll only hurt me again.

[JenniferL]

Not even a baby one?

[Segurant]

You can have this Heron Marked letter opener.

[JenniferL]

Right. So if you'll just untie me... *stretches*

[Segurant]

ummmm no. ;D

[JenniferL]

You have to untie me sometime. God knows you can't feed yourself.

[Barmacral]

Its why they invented fast food.

[_Kynwric_]

Hmmm... why should we untie you?

[Elgee]

Right, for the crimes of Mattress surfing Elgee is not guilty as the guilty one is at work and is not here she will stand trial when she returns. I expect Vanion and Sham will be happy to apprehend her upon her arrival, or maybe slightly before, she is a tricksome one.

 

However, Vanion having shown extreme poor judgement in weilding weaponry and Power in the presence of Mumsy shall be confined to Elgee's quarters for 2 weeks immediately following the arrest of the actual guilty party, Dwyn.

 

We shall reconvene when the guilty party has been arrested. *nods*

 

*Bats eyelashes at Kynwric* My hero!  :D

 

*gives Momsy 10 pieces of paper that have OFFICIAL DECREE BY THE AMYRLIN embossed on them, permanant ink and the Amyrlin's Stamps*

 

You just write that down ... that's right ... those exact words on all of them ... very good!

Now stamp and tripple stamp it and lets get about 20 witnesses on there ... well done, Momsy dearest!

*gives Momsy a big BIG bowl of chocolate pudding*

 

 

 

[Blackrose]

*wakes up with LG screaming down msn to get here*

 

this just convinced me that all Aes Sedai are crazy....

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

So i'll fit in just fine :D

 

 

[Vanion]

*Grins at Elgee*

 

Why do I feel like I'm being rewarded for something..?

[Elgee]

*grins at lews*

 

*whistles innocently at Van*

 

oh btw, Vannie - that 3rd sword? the big one? bit of an overkill, that one ... sheath it  ;D

[Vanion]

*sheaths all three of his swords and frowns*

 

I like swords...

 

and nunchucks!

 

....What if attaches a chain the hilts of two swords...?

 

....they'd be like.... SWORDCHUCKS!!!!

 

*goes to find a chain and a blacksmith*

[JenniferL]

So did Dwyn ever come home last night? And could someone rub my feet? They are starting to feel numb.

[Elgee]

Sham and Van haven't arrested her yet ?  :o

 

But the conditions CLEARLY state that she must be arrested before ...

 

VANION! Go arrest that woman RIGHT now !

[Mendorah]

oh dear, Dwyn and Sham haven't even held their offices for a whole month yet and look at the trouble they've gotten into!

 

*goes to sit by Cairos to hold his hand in case anybody comes by with that pesky sword*

 

Umm, may I remind the court that it may not be in the best interest to behead the Gray Ajah Chef lest we begin missing the Incredible meals he's known to provide!

[Elgee]

That's ok, Mendorah - I would never let anything happen to Cairos!

[U4ea]

*pipes up from the MaA's lap* I agree! Take out is only good in small quantities. I think we need real food, thus beheading Cairos would be a bad idea. *nods*

 

*smirks* Poor Dwyn.

[Elgee]

*nods at Lor* excellent points!

 

and what you said about Cairos is true, too

[Segurant]

*sheaths all three of his swords and frowns*

 

I like swords...

 

and nunchucks!

 

....What if attaches a chain the hilts of two swords...?

 

....they'd be like.... SWORDCHUCKS!!!!

 

*goes to find a chain and a blacksmith*

 

Vanion is my new friend  ;D

 

[JenniferL]

*wonders how she went from presiding over a kangaroo court to being tied to a stool*

 

Seriously, I can't feel my toes guys.

[Elgee]

Vanion is my new friend  ;D

 

Oh sweeet! The Beasty ... err .. BT Boys are bonding ... aren't they just daaahling?  :D

 

Oh noze, Momsy - can't have that  :(

 

*Masages Momsy's feet*