Donkeypoo and pink feathers

[Liitha]

Where are they and where do be people..soo empty... 'looks around'

[LilyElizabeth]

We're not as active as I'd like, that's for sure. 

[Liitha]

Yeah I gathered... it do be needing fixing, looks around.. We need roped and um ducktape and some big nay huuuuge sacks and then we go fetch someone yes? And then tie them down here with ribbons and sash so they can not go again

[Illian Tear]

We must lure them in with the promise of power. And possibly brownies

[Liitha]

But they need to stay... too hm oooh glue, but no glue here

 

Oooh cook glue what makes good glue

 

Thinks  people that makes you stay ok I think I got idea for recepie, a day of @Nynaeve and a blob of @Verbal32, hm a sprinkle of @Nargbert.. You got anything? Add it in and let's stir then hide behind that rock over there in case it goes 'splody

 

 

Edited August 27, 2019 by Liitha

[Illian Tear]

Hmmm.. add some corrupted plants, we can't just have pure stew. Needs something more... strange.

[Liitha]

Plant... like spices? Whos spicy then?

[Nynaeve]

Sounds like a recpie for disaster ?

[Nargbert]

I am spicy! Nargy spicy! Always spicy!.... and smelly... taste a little strange too

[Cross]

*backs away*

[Nargbert]

Oh too late for that. Nargy stank has settled on you and it doesnt wash out. Just ask Liitha or Nyna, it hangs around.  Just sniff them, they have been covered by it for years!

 

You will walk into a room, wondering who's feet smell so bad... turns out its you...  sitting in a meeting and wondering who farted... wait, that's just you... other trollocs will give you the stink eye because you got the coveted narg smell on you!  Soon even freshly washed laundry will smell odd because you are so used to the smell.

 

Or so Narg been told. Sense of smell burned out long ago!

[Liitha]

1 hour ago, Nynaeve said:

Sounds like a recpie for disaster ?

I loudly disagree...see it went poof 'splody and now people

 

Best recipie ever...now we just need some pink feathers

[Dar'Jen Ab Owain]

The recipe does seem to be working. There are people.

[Liitha]

Yup just need some superglue to make sure they stay put

[Dar'Jen Ab Owain]

Or use bungle cords so they'll spring back in...

[Illian Tear]

Clamps could work.

[Liitha]

Cute bunny r a bits

[LilyElizabeth]

Or puppies. Who doesn't love puppies?

[Verbal32]

13 hours ago, Illian Tear said:

Clamps could work.

 

I'm in.

 

Wait....what are we talking about again?

[Arie]

Something, something, and something that pinches really hard?

[Illian Tear]

How to make people stay here

[Arie]

If it requires a hard pinch. *waggles darkside waggles*

[Liitha]

Sits on verb..while debating where best to apply glue

 

Yeah and bring more too the party.. Defiantly need to do that too..And puppies might work or even kittens

 

[Arie]

Now that is one derpy looking cat.

[Nynaeve]

On 8/27/2019 at 7:33 PM, Nargbert said:

I am spicy! Nargy spicy! Always spicy!.... and smelly... taste a little strange too

 

Hey smelly ❤️