Despothera's House of the Undead Mafia Signups!!! (Advanced/Experimental)

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

 

hates mafia

if I ever try to play again, shoot me, thanks :)

I WILL shoot you, with a tranq, and then drag you into the game anyways!

Does this mean you don't want to play?

that's what it means

 

smart ppl told me I shouldn't

 

should listen better lol

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

dumb ppl told me too

 

dumb ppl have good instincts

[Ithillian Turambar]

Why can't I quit you?

 

In.

Ahhh Yates. We meet at last. I've heard so much about you.

 

All interesting.

[dicetosser1]

ok i know i signed up for this.  Stoopid DM!   shakes fist

 

Despo sign me up and throw me a nice double bladed axe thanks   THATS a weapon made for decaps!

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

pointy stick you fools

[Turin Turambar]

Pointy stick is a back up weapon.

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

mr pointy is all you ever need to deal with the undead.

 

Buffy 101.

[_CLOUD]

Sign me up :)

[ineedfourberfs]

Mr pointy, and legs capable of snap-kicking a terracotta soldier's head clean off.

[WWWwombat]

mr pointy is all you ever need to deal with the undead.

 

Buffy 101.

If by undead, you mean vampires, then yes. Zombies, flesh golem, wights, and wraiths require different tactics.

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

you'd be surprised how many things a sharp stick to the heart kills

[WWWwombat]

It won't kill a zombie.

It might kill a flesh golem but good luck finding the heart.

It won't kill a wight.

It won't even scratch a wraith.

 

Best way to kill a zombie is decapitation.

For a flesh golem, use evasive tactics and swift amputation. Multiple pointy sticks (javelins) could work though.

For a wight, bludgeoning weapons to shatter the bones.

For a wraith, you need to appeal to the arcane or divine.

[Netbattler11]

Why can't I quit you?

 

In.

 

I have not met you before. I highly approve of your avi though. Mawthtex, Lurker and Mafioso of the BT at your service.

 

And I think all we really need as far as undead fighting tools are flamethrowers.

[Turin Turambar]

Watching Buffy marathon now. Several of the best episodes.

[WWWwombat]

Firefly > all

[hazelkrs1]

ok i know i signed up for this.  Stoopid DM!   shakes fist

 

Despo sign me up and throw me a nice double bladed axe thanks   THATS a weapon made for decaps!

 

Gotcha Dice! Had to have SOME kind of emissary for the Aussie nation... I guess you'll do

 

 

It won't kill a zombie.

It might kill a flesh golem but good luck finding the heart.

It won't kill a wight.

It won't even scratch a wraith.

 

Best way to kill a zombie is decapitation.

For a flesh golem, use evasive tactics and swift amputation. Multiple pointy sticks (javelins) could work though.

For a wight, bludgeoning weapons to shatter the bones.

For a wraith, you need to appeal to the arcane or divine.

 

You have no idea how happy it makes me that my sign up thread has turned into a discussion about how to kill the various forms of Undead.

 

 

For my two cents, a nice golf club blessed by a petty Cardinal would work wonders for most Undead

 

[hazelkrs1]

Changed my siggy!

 

[hazelkrs1]

An avi change mayhap be in order as well...

[hazelkrs1]

[ed2funy]

What is all the fuss about?

[hazelkrs1]

Mafia. You should come play, Ed. The theme is "House of bananas"

[_CLOUD]

Sign me up :)

 

*cough*

[peacesells]

 

Sign me up :)

 

*cough*

 

You have to turn your head first.

[ed2funy]

I'll take the bananas.

Sign me up.

[hazelkrs1]

 

Sign me up :)

 

*cough*

 

 

Whoa my bad man, must have missed ya! You're in!

 

 

 

Sign me up :)

 

*cough*

 

You have to turn your head first.

 

 

 

I'll take the bananas.

Sign me up.

 

Awesomeness!

 

 

I'll make sure to make it the kind of banana that also helps you fight off the undead.... somehow

 

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