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I have more Hunger Games puns... :biggrin:

 

When I walk out of the shop,
This is what I see,
Katniss Everdeen is staring at me.
I've got a loaf in my hand,
And I ain't afraid to throw it, throw it, throw it!
I'm Peeta and I know it.

 

Katniss: Where's Finnick?
Peeta: Odair he is!

 

I'm hungry, think I need some Peeta bread.

 

My burnt bread brings all the girls to the yard and they're like, 'it's better than squirrels', damn right, 'it's better than squirrels.

 

 

So I better stop loafing around and get ready for some Peeta. That pun was pretty crumby, but I’m on a roll so you better get bready for more! When it comes to my humor I think something has gone a-rye. At yeast I’m almost out of puns. I mean, I loaf puns as much as the next guy, but no matter how I slice it, these jokes just seem like half-baked excuses to get a rise out of myself. Okay, I knead to stop. Who likes bread anyways? Peeta? That’s a bunch of MELLARK-y.

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What you gunna do

What you gunna do when I spam for you?

XD

 

 

 

Lol anyone else got a gift yet?

Gift - in german = poison.

 

So no, I hope not o.O

 

In Norwegian too :laugh: And... Gift is also the word for marriage XD

 

Eeeeehehe well they got to the bottom of it :P

 

 

What's all this about 'gifts' anyway? Did I not read the rules properly again? :blush:

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BG - who is with you, holding up an AMoL?

 

Me and my sister. We got books # 11 and #12 respectively at the midnight signing @ BYU.  :mat:

 

 

I´m jealous.

 

If it makes you feel any better, we had to camp out 3 days in sub-zero weather (-6 F to be exact) to get it.

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BG - who is with you, holding up an AMoL?

 

Me and my sister. We got books # 11 and #12 respectively at the midnight signing @ BYU.  :mat:

 

 

I´m jealous.

 

If it makes you feel any better, we had to camp out 3 days in sub-zero weather (-6 F to be exact) to get it.

 

No. But I think I will feel a little better if I kill you.

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