Crazy Theories!

[FarShainMael]

Mat will ditch Tuon and marry Birgitte.

 

If only :(

 

 

Fish

 

And they go and live in Sherwood Forest Braem Wood. (Well, she was Maerion in a former life.. )

[BFG]

^nice!

 

Elayne & Nyn will spend half the book on a quest to find something vitally important (maybe a dressmaker) at the end of which the Seanchan will turn up and attack.

[slatanic1]

It will be revealed that Graendal has had weaves of compulsion around Nyn, Elayne, and Eggy since the beginning of tEotW. Finally we will have an explanation for the self-diluted, snooty, and totally unjustified arrogance that they display in the entire series.

 

 

(Sorry, but every re-read those 3 irritate me more and more)

[TommyRocker]

It would be cool to see Audie Murphy or Richard Marcinko or someone like that show up as a hero. haha

[muddasssir]

i am crazy

[OptimusPrime]

Egwene is the Dragon Reborn.

[Barid Bel Medar]

Egwene is the Dragon Reborn.

 

She won't be pleased to hear you say that, being the Creator and all.

[Maleshub]

The one theory I know is wrong but so wish it was true - Thom IS Elayne's father.

 

That would be awesome. I wonder what that makes of Morgase!

[Amandera]

One of the main characters will appreciate Rand. Crazy, right?

[slatanic1]

Egwene is the Dragon Reborn.

 

She won't be pleased to hear you say that, being the Creator and all.

 

I literally lol'ed on that one!!

[BFG]

One of the main characters will appreciate Rand. Crazy, right?

 

Think you need to stop staring at the walls. The little green men don't actually exist.

 

[FarShainMael]

The Bore will be closed by a group of Aiel playing cat's cradle with the Threads of the Pattern. Either that or the Knitting Circle will darn it!

[muddasssir]

@ Far ShainMael +1

[mike hunt's here]

Nakomi is Bair.

[Carnacarn]

Avi is the one to kill Rand, with Ali being the one to help Avi kill herself thus fulfilling Mins viewing and so Avi can fulfill her toh. LoC end of Chapter 19...

"Killing Rand Al'Thor would meet one toh, killing herself the second, but each toh blocked the solution to the other."

 

Crazy theory?

[herid]

Nakomi is Bair.

this was not at all a crazy theory before AMOL. post AMOL prologue though this can be discounted. Bair had no good reason to lie to Avi about it that I can think of.

Avi is the one to kill Rand, with Ali being the one to help Avi kill herself thus fulfilling Mins viewing and so Avi can fulfill her toh. LoC end of Chapter 19...

"Killing Rand Al'Thor would meet one toh, killing herself the second, but each toh blocked the solution to the other."

 

Crazy theory?

yeh, don't worry. You are in the right place.

[Carnacarn]

Nakomi is Bair.

this was not at all a crazy theory before AMOL. post AMOL prologue though this can be discounted. Bair had no good reason to lie to Avi about it that I can think of.

Avi is the one to kill Rand, with Ali being the one to help Avi kill herself thus fulfilling Mins viewing and so Avi can fulfill her toh. LoC end of Chapter 19...

"Killing Rand Al'Thor would meet one toh, killing herself the second, but each toh blocked the solution to the other."

 

Crazy theory?

yeh, don't worry. You are in the right place.

 

Sweet. Thought I was as crazy as Rand thought he once was.

 

Second crazy theory... Mat is the one to somehow defeat the DO/seal him away. He is now the 'center of it all' according to the Finn. It might just be the hat he got from Lanfear too as others have posited.

[Hyronimus]

The darkone breaks free and the pattern begins to unravel with this world of existance going first.

 

Rand, Perrin and Mat escape to the world of dreams which is the third constant.

 

Perrin holds the world of dreams together with his hammer and mind long enough for Mat to use the key of his spear to travel to a parallel world which hasn't unravelled yet as it exists back in time.

 

Rand's entrance to the world (thanks to Mat's best future thread finding luck) with his one with the land strength make that world the viable one.

 

The Rand of that new world dies to stop the darkone breaking free (which didn't happen in our current world) fullfilling the dying/ living prophesybecause...

 

Our Rand survives and remains the only one with the memory of the old destroyed existance, which he reflects on in the end -a memory of a light the darkone did extinguish.

 

Maybe I should put this on another thread 'cause it's just making too much sense.

[Carnacarn]

Seems crazy enought to possibly work... thus being a crazy theory

[Hyronimus]

Seems crazy enought to possibly work... thus being a crazy theory

 

Cleared that up, cheers

[Mazrim182]

Logain will end up being the true Dragon Reborn and Rand would have fulfilled the prophecies by proxy!!

[water_seeker]

Garion..erm..Rand stabs Torak..dangit..tDO with Irongrips sword..sonofa...callandor, tells him that nobody loves him and he can't marry Polgara..youhavegottobekidding..Moiraine. Then he brings Durnik..igiveup...Thom back from the dead and now Thom is a sorcerer...Asha'man.

[muddasssir]

1+ @water_seeker ok my crazy theory is that Luckers have three alter egos like Johnny depp does in one of the pirate movies. That is how stays on the board at all times. Now beat that

[Leyrann]

I like the idea of this thread! Love the Kindle theory.

I've actually been collecting a few crazy theories I've seen on the forums. Here is one I kind of like

 

Taim is Moridin's son.

 

Who's the mother?

 

Bela.

 

The Dark One is the Creator.

 

There are actually serious theories about this on Theoryland...

 

My crazy theory is that Cyndane and Moridin fall in love with each other, return to the light, kill the other Forsaken that are still alive, and then tell Rand how to seal away the Dark One.

[Kittyspagitty]

I'm an experimentalist, so I love crazy theories that can be waylaid within a few more weeks of waiting:

 

Shaidar Haran is created from the ogier, the way the average wannabe lurk is created from men. He has The Longing for stones from Shayol Gul. As soon as he find the way to cut this link (and apparently he's trying hard), the ogier will also no longer have their link with the stedding. They will spontaneously start singing and dancing, which will accidentally seal the bore. So, it turns out that Loial is the true Dragon reborn, and used Rand as a proxy to fulfill the various profecies (@Mazrim182: he was around Rand much more than Logain, so it would make sense, right).