Welcome El Barto 227 to the Black Tower!

[Ithillian Turambar]

Perhaps ...

 

Welcome to The Black Tower Barto :)

 

We are not really RP, because that is a whole other world a little further down on the Boards, but we do like to have a lot of fun with our self given roles. I'm a Stormleader of the Shadow, and as such would like to point out that the exits are here, here and here - but not really because there are no exits.

 

We are the Hotel California, and we are very happy that you decided to check us out.

 

 

Of course if you like a little bit of fun RP, we do have our One Power Battle system, where we all have great fun blowing each other up and other such things. There is also Mafia - a fun game full of friendly people who definitely do not think you are a mafioso lying lyer who lies, and who do not want to kill or lynch you. If you have never played it before and would like to give it a try, feel free to ask for my Handy Tips for New Mafia Players so you do not end up curled up in a corner crying.

 

Also feel free to ask questions or PM and things: As I've mentioned to others - I don't do maths or geography - but general BT stuff and the Shadow is mostly ok.

 

 

Logain hmmmm ... interesting.

 

*Makes a note to advise the M'Hael of this later*

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

escape?

 

run out of brownies?

 

we lock the doors only to keep people out, and that not very often.

 

the brownies, and all food, drink, and.... entertainments.... have ever replenishing weaves on them, so we don't run out.

 

so you can check out.... but you can never leave.

 

and you won't want to once the taint settles firmly.

 

[El Barto 227]

i know it's not full RP, but it does have some RP elements. i love RP. rifht now i'm leaning towards choosing Light, but i'm not sure yet

i haven't played Mafia before, but i've heard a little bit about it, so those tips would be appreciated. and i'm pretty good at maths stuff.

escape?

 

run out of brownies?

 

we lock the doors only to keep people out, and that not very often.

 

the brownies, and all food, drink, and.... entertainments.... have ever replenishing weaves on them, so we don't run out.

 

so you can check out.... but you can never leave.

 

and you won't want to once the taint settles firmly.

 

 

ever-replenishing pile of brownies? nom nom nom.

also, what kind of entertainment do you mean?

[grammarnazi] ps "entertainments" is not a word. Entertainment, yes, but not entertainments [/grammarnazi]

[hazelkrs1]

Oh silly Barto

 

You'll learn that this board would be a grammar nazi's nightmare, whatwithall the babehspeak and whatnot flyin around.

 

Then again, you could fit right in with the Light, they already have Ley

 

 

Oh and by all means, we WANT you to join the Light, it only makes for moar opportunities to pick off our favorite targets! We sometimes run low on our lightie stock, and always look out for chances to fill up our store!

 

[Ithillian Turambar]

Yar ... we do not do the grammars all the time. It depends on the Thread and our mood at the time. And our moods are mecurial and shift like the sands of the desert.

 

 

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

entertainments is the plural of the noun entertainment.

 

you are incorrect, grammar nazi, even by webster's standards.

 

as English is a living language, you are incorrect by life's standards.

 

and as this a grammar nazi free interwebz zone, you are incorrect by all that is good and right in the world. praise ceiling cat.

 

but still, very welcome and pleased to meet you

 

um, also.... nazis were really bad people and... well.

 

call yourself what you like, as you know... insanity is the preferred mode of behavior here.

 

edit for damn you, autocorrect!

 

you try typing with paws, go ahead, I dare you.

[El Barto 227]

umm... half of that made no sense

edit: but i'm half asleep, so i'lll probsbly understand it better in the morning.

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

.... have some more tainted brownies... nothing should ever make sense here.

[randomh3r0]

Welcome Civie! We're proud to have another new recruit in the BT! (me and the voices inside my head)

[Leelou]

HiHi! Welcome to the madness!

[Millon]

Bart, nothing makes sense here. Ever. Is okay. Taint

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

Bart, nothing makes sense here. Ever. Is okay. Taint

 

you are ready for a promotion!

[Niniel]

Welcomo to the Blacko Towero, Elo Barto! Great to see you here. I will soon send you the secrete PM that will let you know about all the BT secrets and then I will get you added to the secret BT boards. It´s all very secret. *locks the door* I´m sure you will feel like home.

 

I would gladly answer all mafia related questions. If you want to know how to play good then you might need to ask someone else.

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

I know nothing about mafia except when someone claims they don't know how to play well they are not truthing.

[Niniel]

lol

[Ithillian Turambar]

Beware The Untruthers

 

:dundunduuuuuun!:

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

and British thermal units.

 

srsly, what are those?

[Ithillian Turambar]

Well, I do work for an energy company - but we use KwH not Therms, so I can't really help you there.

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

it seems like some kind of MI5 operation...

[Millon]

ask not about the thermal units..................<.<........

 

they'll hear youuu..............>.>

[hazelkrs1]

I always assumed the British thermal units were what they used to heat up their tea that they're always going on about

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

it is some kind of chicanery designed to make energy stars seem to make sense...

[Turin Turambar]

Belated welcome to the BT El Barto!! Ay Carumba!!

 

I am the M'Hael, leader of the shadow faction. As has been previously stated you can ask any staff member for assistance when needed. I recommend you sign in to our monthly roll call if you haven't already. Is an easy path to points.

 

I have seen you are leaning towards the light. That is all well and good but I understand part of their initiation is you must "have a cow, man".

 

Again welcome to the madness.

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

the cows are delicious.

[Nyanna al'Meara]

Hi El Barto, a late but great bienvenido (welcome) to le ÇrÅzËhÑeŠ!!