The Fun Thread

[mottlee]

*Grabs eddie and ties him to a chair. Sets out a table with feathers, whips, chains, make- up and wax on it for people to help themselves to.*

 

Come one, Come all. Lets have some fun and try to make eddie scream while we're at it.

 

*Sits back and waits for people.*

[bhskeeper11]

Finally! A cause I can support!

 

*cracks a whip*

 

XD

[ed2funy]

Interesting.

[Sakaea]

*grabs a feather and starts tickling Ed's ears with it*

[ed2funy]

This is morbid.

[LilyElizabeth]

I'm partial to the wax. I think waxing his chest and back would be just the thing. *begins to heat the wax* I probably won't stop there. ;)

[Moon Sedai]

hehehe.... eddie, this just ain't your week, is it?

 

 

*stabs*

[Amadine]

Back, sack and crack Lils??? *snickers*

 

By the Great Lord bro, look at the messes you get yourself into... prettying by the Reds and now torture in SG

[ed2funy]

Shhh, they make great attendants.

[Niniel]

Oh, making fun of Ed! I´m in!

 

*slices Ed´s ear to replace the one he stole from me*

 

It´s just to small! You can have it back.

 

*glue it to his cheek*

[LilyElizabeth]

Lily gets the wax hot - boiling hot - then pours it all over Ed's chest. Ignoring the sounds of his screaming, she applies several strips of cloth

 

Did I mention I don't have a clue how to do this?

[dapianoplay3r]

I've seen it done on a movie once. Maybe that will help?

(realized it has some swearing so can't post it here)

[LilyElizabeth]

From the sounds of his screams, I'm wondering if the oil was too hot. Oh, no matter....

 

Lily begins to tear the cloth off only to find it's one big bunch of waxy mess. She has to tug it off slooooooowly....

[ed2funy]

O_O

 

Great Lord, I am gonna need skin therapy again. It was bad enough when I touched Aust, and he infected me.

[Nyanna al'Meara]

Ohhhoohoho! *emerges from the pile of supplies holding....

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Blonde extensions!!!!!!! *applies*

 

 

 

 

 

*swipes an armful of feathers and ties them everywhere into the extensions on eddie's head*

[Nynaeve]

The title of this thread and its sub-title are disrupting the time continuous :P

 

So I declare this thread the fail thread and only post in it out of pity (but mostly boredom).

 

 

 

 

 

Nyn

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

I don't think you people understand the point of bondage and discipline at all...

 

ok, humiliation Ill give you... but it's redundant here at best.

[Nynaeve]

It really is, cindy. You get zero appreciation around these parts.

 

*smites ed*

 

 

 

 

Nyn

[bhskeeper11]

I've seen it done on a movie once. Maybe that will help?

(realized it has some swearing so can't post it here)

 

You imagine his reactions would be somewhere along the lines as these...?

 

 

>.>

 

XD

[LilyElizabeth]

I don't think you people understand the point of bondage and discipline at all...

Why on Earth would we give him something he likes?

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

because he only thinks he likes it. that's the point. to make him understand that he needs it.

 

oh skip it.

[Nynaeve]

Nah, I don't want to skip it. >.>

 

 

 

 

Nyn

[Alaksuleiel]

*backs away slowly*

 

no not really

 

*watches avidly*

[Sakaea]

*comes back with handcuffs, whipped cream, a feather duster, some lemons, and german chocolate cake*

 

Ed, where are you...?

[ed2funy]

Still here.

For all this "Fun," it was pretty boring.

Well, once Nyn posted, it became a chore to read.