A merry Band of Archers comes to visit...

[The_Fnorrll_Reborn]

*fnorrll easily dodges the two daggers thrown at him but it does slow him down slightly. Fortunately as he recovers he sees Kwom take off after the archer. The aes sedais weaves start to fail it seems someone somehow managed to forkroot several hundred aes sedai at once without any of them noticing which was either impressive or ridiculous depending on how you viewed it. Fnorrll jumped to the top of a tall warehouse and watched as kwom confronted the archer.

"well done kwom" he muttered to himself as he drew an arrow. Just before the archer could get much further away, fnorrll summoned the void and fired a shot. It was a bit of a snapshot so it hit a bit lower than he intended but it went straight through the archers right thigh. Fnorrll then watched with a grim smile on his face as about twenty tower guard pounced on the archer, bound him hand and foot and took away all his weapons*

"throw him in the dungeon!" fnorrll ordered, jumping down from his perch and going back to Elgee.

"Paet, cause some mischief." he said to his brother gaidin. "im fed up of this and i think they are headed this way. Make sure they dont ever want to come back."

[Kudaran Dragon Blooded]

Yeah, I know I'm too late, but what the heck.

 

*Leads band of Aiel out of the Gateway in the White Tower's basements. They sweep upstairs, silents as hawks on the wing and much more deadly.*

[Elgee]

*Swoons.*

[Lessa Nikia]

Ok here we go we are going into the fray. Archers lets move. Lessa you go see if you can take "care" of Damon without innocent and i will be running around trying to get a good visage of the field. *shouts toward the tower* I am throwing down the guantlet.

Yes! I mean of course sir

 

*runs off to "deal" with Damon. Hides and sees the Amyrlin swoon beside Damon. Catches her before she falls.*

 

Don't panic, you're safe, Mother. I won't harm you. We want to just talk and come to an agreement as to end this with the least amount of bloodshed. Will you talk to the Captain-General, Mother?

[The_Fnorrll_Reborn]

*sets off all the C-4 he placed next to the booby trap gateway which was obviosuly a trap but still worked, blowing up all the aiel*

[_wolfbrother_]

*grins as he hears the explosion* Great tactic Sir. Now we can concentrate on those Robin Hood extras

[Mirshann Uuranor]

*Swoons.*

*shows up with the Amyrlin's coffee*

Dang it, Mother. You just couldn't wait, could you.

 

*gives El her coffee to perk her up*

[Elgee]

*Comes out of her swoon, but is still groggy, reaching towards the source of the delicious aroma.*

 

Speak to whom? Some General? Sure. Did I summon him? Is he coming to Kaf? Mirsh, does my hair look ok?

 

*Takes a sip of the Kaf.* Oh maaaaaan that is soooo gooood

Where did you get that, Mirsh??

 

*Has a little private moment.*

[Mirshann Uuranor]

*holds out a mirror so the Amyrlin can check her hair*

 

I'm glad you enjoy that coffee. Took me a Light-blinded coon's age to find that particular breed of bean and then get it made. Blood and ashes, what has happened here while I was out?!

*blinks at the siege going on below*

Did you declare a wet T-shirt contest among the Warders again?

[Elgee]

I didn't do nuffin'

[Lessa Nikia]

The Captain-General of the Archers, Mother. He'd like to speak with you to come to an agreement as to end this. We have come only to retrieve what is ours. We do not wish to bring harm to you or the Tower.

[Elgee]

*Eyes the girl in tights suspiciously.* He's not wanting my Kaf, is he? He can have anything he wants as long as it's not my Kaf!

 

*Gets slapped on the back of the head by someone.*

 

Oy! *Glares around. Sniffs. Adjusts skirts. Mutters.* Ok he can have almost anything he wants as long as it's not my Kaf.

 

So where's this General person? Bring him on up here.

[Mirshann Uuranor]

*looks around as if she has no idea who could have swatted the Amyrlin*

 

[The_Fnorrll_Reborn]

Dont listen to them mother! They'll never beat us in a fight, never. We are basically sitting pretty here while they are able to do nothing at all against us. Dont give them a thing or every half dozen men in tights who wants something from us will show up and start making demands.

[Elgee]

Yes yes I'm sure you're right but I need to ... uhm ... *crosses legs and gets pained expression on face*

[Kwom Masbag]

*grins up at Fnorrll after the Archer was taken to the dungeons, then begins to climbs back up the wall. When he reaches the top, he bows to Fnorrll with fist over heart*

 

Where am I needed, Quartermaster?

[The_Fnorrll_Reborn]

Right here, Kwom. apparently theyre bringing their leader up- i want him deaded.

 

Mother....*hands a wine cork*

[Kwom Masbag]

It shall be as you say, Quartermaster. *bows with fist on heart, then straightens and places hand on hilt looking out over the ramparts*

[Mirshann Uuranor]

*sees how twitchy the Amyrlin has gotten and suddenly realization dawns*

 

OH! *cough*

I mean...I believe what Mother is trying to say is that these proceedings have run long enough as it is and the kaf has been plentiful, so let us make agreement where we can so she can find a restroom be at peace about relations between ourselves and the Band of the Red Hand.

 

Yes, that's it.

[The_Fnorrll_Reborn]

No peace! Death and glory!

[Elgee]

Sic StP on them!

 

But for the love of little shadowspawn make it quick

[Lessa Nikia]

We don't want your Kaf, Mother. I will bring him to you Mother, straight away.

 

*runs and finds Deadly on the hilltop still*

 

The Amyrlin Seat would like to speak with you sir. Right away.

[The_Fnorrll_Reborn]

*sharpens his swords*

[Loranflame]

*fnorrll easily dodges the two daggers thrown at him but it does slow him down slightly. Fortunately as he recovers he sees Kwom take off after the archer. The aes sedais weaves start to fail it seems someone somehow managed to forkroot several hundred aes sedai at once without any of them noticing which was either impressive or ridiculous depending on how you viewed it. Fnorrll jumped to the top of a tall warehouse and watched as kwom confronted the archer.

"well done kwom" he muttered to himself as he drew an arrow. Just before the archer could get much further away, fnorrll summoned the void and fired a shot. It was a bit of a snapshot so it hit a bit lower than he intended but it went straight through the archers right thigh. Fnorrll then watched with a grim smile on his face as about twenty tower guard pounced on the archer, bound him hand and foot and took away all his weapons*

"throw him in the dungeon!" fnorrll ordered, jumping down from his perch and going back to Elgee.

"Paet, cause some mischief." he said to his brother gaidin. "im fed up of this and i think they are headed this way. Make sure they dont ever want to come back."

 

Loran stumbles as an arrow tears through his thigh. He barely starts limping away before 20 tower guards round the corner and jump him. He throws in a few punches as they tie him up and carry him away and out of sight. He is almost to the dungeons before a group of Archers leap out and shoot down all those tower guards. "You took your bloody time, but thank the light you arrived when you did." He glances down at the arrow in his thigh and mutters obscenities under his breath. "Sooo... someone take care of this damn wound already."

 

Several minutes later Loran leans back against a wall and beckons for a bow. He nocks an arrow, draws and let's fly. There is a piercing hiss as the arrow leaves his bow. A warder cloaked figure hits the ground and Loran nods to himself. "It will do." He eyes the archers and waves most of them away. "Go give them hell, lads." He nods to the remaining archer and limps off to find a good vantage point. "Keep an eye out for tower guards and cloaked warders. You see a ripple... don't think just shoot."

[Kwom Masbag]

Impressive how you managed to be healed by an Aes Sedai, when supposedly they're all dosed with forkroot.