A merry Band of Archers comes to visit...

[Damon]

*Massive hangover*

 

*starts drinking again*

 

How can you deal with me in your head?

 

*grins*

[Elgee]

*Heals again*

 

Luckily the alcohol does almost as good a job as fuzzing the bond :P

[Damon]

*stomps feet and throws a temper tantrum*

 

You know I turn into a trolloc when I'm not at least buzzed, what are you doing by rocking the wagon huh?

 

*starts throwing stuff while drinking as fast as possible*

[Elgee]

Because I find it entertaining? *Gives Damon a few novices and algai to throw*

[Damon]

*throws the novices and algai*

 

*starts to feel a little better*

 

now if only all the Aes Sedai and novices were only wearing underwear......

[Volkeskirata]

*grins at Damon* you know what? I'm starting to like you. your funny

[Damon]

*grins at Damon* you know what? I'm starting to like you. your funny

I try, oh I try. Stupid Aes Sedai try to be too serious all the time and act tough, it's cool to be funny and lame, just own it man, just own it. Everyone loves the quirky funny guy who chases women aimlessly and drinks like a trolloc eats.

[Elgee]

And I'm Bonded to him ... do you know how much he costs me in alcohol in a month? *put-upon sigh*

 

[Volkeskirata]

And I'm Bonded to him ... do you know how much he costs me in alcohol in a month? *put-upon sigh*

 

 

Idk. how much is it?

[Damon]

I genuinely feel bad for you hon, having to be drunk and hungover all the time *grins* and well *the feeling of wanting to pinch bottoms all the time*

[Volkeskirata]

I genuinely feel bad for you hon, having to be drunk and hungover all the time *grins* and well *the feeling of wanting to pinch bottoms all the time*

 

I feel bad for her as well now.

[Elgee]

Volke, why do you think I'm walking around in these rags? *sniffles pathetically*

 

Now, where are our Band friends?

[Damon]

I'll go gather them :D

[Volkeskirata]

Volke, why do you think I'm walking around in these rags? *sniffles pathetically*

 

Now, where are our Band friends?

 

Damon keeps tearing all your clothing?

[Damon]

Nah, most of the time its a side effect of the crazy drunken bond, other than that yes *winks*

[Volkeskirata]

ok... two questions....

 

how do I get bonded?

and how do I become a sword brother with someone?

[Damon]

Ask and ask man, just as long as your bonded is an Accepted

[Volkeskirata]

Ask and ask man, just as long as your bonded is an Accepted

 

ok then....

so how do you become a Sword Brother with another Warder?

[Damon]

I'm pretty damn sure there are no restrictions on becoming sword brothers man, y'all just have to like each other *grins*

[Volkeskirata]

I'm pretty damn sure there are no restrictions on becoming sword brothers man, y'all just have to like each other *grins*

 

what ever. so... I thought we were having a party here??

[Damon]

*passes volke a flask of unnamed liquor*

 

of course, we just need other people to join

[Volkeskirata]

*passes volke a flask of unnamed liquor*

 

of course, we just need other people to join

 

*eyes the flask then chugs it* "hey thats some good stuff"

[Loranflame]

Loran whistles to himself as he limps off back to the Band. He pulls a strange ring out of his pocket and eyes it. He had picked up in the novice quarters. He puts it on and looks closer "What a pretty little ruby." He strokes the ruby and his hand bursts into flames. "Aaaaargh! What is this thing?" A few hours later he grins to himself and eyes the ring gleaming on his finger. It looks like the raid hadn't been a complete waste after all.

 

Next time... we should focus more on the stealth. *Shakes head.*

[Wolfst3r]

*Rides in*

 

Looks like the archers done and got themselves banged up abit.

 

Can i join in on your festivities?

 

*grabs some mead*

[theicewitch]

Can we have a fire now?