[Advanced] Avengers - Age of Ultron (GAME OVER!)

[Arsis]

 

 

Fine.

 

[V]Darthe[/v]

MUUUUUAAAAHHHHHH.

 

 

I am Galactus!

So am I.

[BFG]

Semi-official VC - I believe this is correct, but my computer is playing silly with me and doesn't show nested quotes, so it's possible that I've assigned some votes incorrectly, but I believe I'm correct.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Darthe (4/4): NotBob, Arsis, Tsuki, Key

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Lenlo (1/4): Lenlo

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Key (1/4): Darthe

 

Deadline is 8pm EST Sunday

[Cory Caboose]

 

I may have underestimated the power of my rivals in the beginning.

 

But I shall not be undone, for I had a secret weapon.

 

As what group of heroes can shoulder the weight of #FullDarthe?

 

They'll sink. They sunk. And it's time for my friends to assemble...

[Darthe]

I cant argue with that :p though I do blame a terribly apathetic town in part for this loss.

[Cory Caboose]

I do blame a terribly apathetic town in part for this loss.

 

[Arsis]

Mynd, I'm waiting for the scene. Omg.

[Myndrunner]

Game Conclusion . . .

 

"You are wrong, Beck" groaned a battered and bloodied Director Coulson, his limp and scorched body slumped in the corner of the very much destroyed SHIELD headquarters, "the Avengers will come for you.....*gasp, wheeze*.....and when they do, they will put an end to your evil plan.  You will fail." 

 

 

The maniacal figure laughed through his crystal dome as he approached Coulson, stepping over the lifeless bodies of Agents Skye, Simmons, and Melinda May.  "Oh how pathetic even at the end," said Mysterio, taking on his true form, "Agent Coulson was resurrected only to die an even more pathetic death.....still clinging on to the ideal that none of your powerful watchdogs could ever turn on you."  Coulson raised his gun and with his shaky arm, aimed towards the villain.  "Please," sighed Mysterio, "you can't hurt me with that.  Besides, allow me to show you a more worthy target.  Let me show you the future that this world will become."  Streams of multicolored energy flowed through Mysterio's gloves and poured into Coulson's brain. 

 

"NNNNOOOOOO!!!!!" screamed Coulson, tears rolling down his face, "THAT'S NOT POSSIBLE!!!! MAKE IT STOP!!!"

 

"Only YOU can make it stop, Coulson," laughed Mysterio.  It was then that Coulson knew that no one.....not even he....could escape death.  He raised his gun and placed it on his own temple.  He thought of his friends Nick Fury and Melinda May, the cellist who he once had a love connection with, that chick at the bar who turned out to be a tranny.  He squeezed just once.....and then embraced darkness.

 

 

"You bastard!" shouted Captain Marvel, fists already charging with white hot energy.  "You will pay for all of the evil you have caused! You are surrounded!"  It was then that Mysterio noticed that Thor, Deadpool, Dr. Banner, and the Scarlet Witch had surrounded him.  "The cosmic justice inside me demands you stand trial for your crimes.....but don't tempt me, chrome dome!  The human inside me wants us all to wipe the cosmos with your ass!"

 

"Oh how adorable," laughed Mysterio, "Miss Marvel still thinks the Heroes can win."

 

"Uh, you better brush up on your math skills there, Beck," scoffed Dr. Banner, "from where I stand, its five against one.  Even without....the other guy.....you don't stand a chance."

 

"Ahhhh, but Doctor Banner," smirked Mysterio, "never underestimate the powers of manipulation!"

 

SMACK!!!  With a swing of his mighty hammer, a grinning Thor knocked Dr. Banner through a concrete wall.  "Begone, Banner!" shouted Thor, "I have grown weary of your idle chatter.  We've waited this entire game for the Green Troll to arrive and we got nothing...NOTHING!!"

 

"Thor!" shouted Captain Marvel, "how could you?!?!"

 

"Bah!" groaned Thor, "It is clear after witnessing how you so-called Heroes bicker on petty details and fret about the world you live instead of defending it that Earth is not a realm worth defending.  So, I made an accord with the Crimson Cowl so that Asgard may remain safe, leaving Midgard open for slaughter."  He grinned as his eyes flashed a crimson red.

 

"Y-You betray us!" gasped the Scarlett Witch, "you are belong to them, the ones who are the ones who kill mine brother sweet Peter?"

 

"Enough about your sweet peter," growled Thor, "it was I who hammered him in the first place!  Your sweet Peter is nothing compared to my mighty hamm- ACK!!!"  A massive green hand burst through the hole in the wall and grabbed Thor by his throat, causing him to drop his hammer. 

 

"HULK SMASH GOLDILOCKS!!!!!!!" shouted the ginormous green titan who hurled the God of Thunder through the building into the building across the street.  The Hulk roared as he jumped into the air and landed feet first on Thor's chest, sending them both down through the floor.

 

 

The Scarlett Witch turned towards Mysterio and put her hands on her temples.  "Now, dome chrome," she shouted, tears rolling down her cheeks, "you have payment for the killing mine brother!  YOU MUST BE DIE!!!"  BLAM!!!  Wanda Maximoff's cold, limp body collapsed to the floor, blood rolling down the massive hole in the side of her head.  Standing behind her holding a smoking gun was Wade Wilson.

 

"Sorry, Grammar Police," said Deadpool, "The sentence for butchering the English Language that badly is DEATH!!!  I mean, seriously!"

 

"WADE!!!" shouted Captain Mavel, "you too?!"

 

"Yeah, 'fraid so there Wondertits," sighed Deadpool, "I am the Merc with the Mouth and I gotta Mouth to feed... but don't worry, we'll still have Paris, my love!"  Carol Danvers was furious, her entire body began to throb with white hot energy.  "Whoa, wait a minute..." laughed Deadpool, "you actually thought I would side with YOU?!"

 

Her voice began to change as her body began to glow.  Sounding like three very different voices at three different octaves, the being that was once Carol Danvers floated up into the air, and shouted "ENOUGH!!!  I have summoned the Power Cosmic and as its divine justice flows through my veins I will bring cosmic vengeance upon thee!!!!"  She began to glow brighter as cosmic energy began to radiate from her core. 

 

Deadpool screamed "RUN!!!!!  GET THE HELL OUTTA HERE!!!!  SHE'S ABOUT TO GO FULL DARTHE!!!! NO ONE IS SAFE!!!!"

 

Then, a white hot mushroom cloud of cosmic energy nuked the entire city of New York. 

 

Darthe, who was Carol Danvers/Captain Marve, Hero Bodyguard and Reflector, has been lynched!

 

NotBob, who was Wanda Maximoff/The Scarlett Witch, Hero Redirector and Dreamer, has been killed!

 

Lenlo, who was Dr. Banner/The Hulk, Hero Paranoid Doc, has.....wandered off with sad piano music playing!

 

THE CRIMSON COWL MAFIA (somehow) WON!!!!!

 

"Wait, whut?" said Deadpool.   "They actually WON this game?!  How is that possible?! Wern't they like....ridiculously underpowered and outed on D1?  Talk about upset!!!!!   I'd hate to be Myndrunner's PM box right about now......"

 

Tsukibana, who was Wade Wilson/Deadpool, alignment shifting Mercenary, has won!

 

Keyholder, who was Quentin Beck/Mysterio, Crimson Cowl Busdriver and Janitor, has won!

 

Arsis, who was Thor/God of Thunder, RECRUITED Crimson Cowl Power Blocker, has won!

 

 

 

....meanwhile, in the deepest, darkest reaches of the Universe, an unrequited lover kneels before Lady Death.

 

"My lady," said Thanos, kneeling, "the Heroes have failed!  I have brought you many brutal slayings in this game!  Hero blood fills this thread and overflows into quick topics!  Am I not now worthy of your affections? "

 

"Well...." sighed Lady Death, "that was impressive, sure......um.....listen,  It's not you, its me. But you see......" Lady Death blushed. "...there's this guy...."

 

"What?!" shouted Thanos, "a rival suitor?! Speak his name at once and I shall crush his feeble and unworthy carcass into oblivion!!!"

 

"Relax, Thanny," said a very familiar yet somehow impossible voice from behind Thanos, "She's trying to say she's just not that into you, bro.  Besides, nobody slaughters and stacks the bodies like a true, cold-blooded killer MERC.   LIke THIS GUY!!"  Wade Wilson pointed both thumbs towards his chest.

 

"DEADPOOL?!?" gasped Thanos, "SERIOUSLY!?!?  You choose this cosmic waste over me?!?"

 

"He's right, Thanos," blushed Lady Death, "while your bodycount is high and impressive.....Wade's is a bit longer."  Deadpool holds up his hands to demonstrate that his is indeed longer.  "and....he makes me laugh!"  Deadpool puts his arm around Lady Death and smiles through his mask.
 

"I have burned civilizations to ash, obliterated solar systems out of existence," a shocked Thanos recounted, "I have heard the screams of every fallen species in the universe.  And she chooses THIS FOOL?"  Deadpool tries to grab Lady Death's boob, but with a swift slice of her scythe, his hand falls to the ground. 

 

"Awwww, maaan?" whined Deadpool, "at least it wasn't my bed buddy hand."  Deadpool reached down and began to reattach his hand.  He then put his arm around Thanos.  "Cheer up, Thanny ol' pal!  You ARE a badass psychotic killer!  You'll find someone out there!  Maybe She Hulk?"  Thanos glared at Deadpool and snarled.  "......not your type, I see.  Well, don't be so hard on yourself."  Tickling his chin, Deadpool spoke in a baby-talk voice "Whose a psycotic Demigod?  WHOSE A PSYCOTIC DEMIGOD?!?"

 

Thanos raised the Infinity Gauntlet up and clenched his fist.  "If I cannot have you in this universe," he growled, "I shall remake the universe my way!  This time, no one will be allowed to post MOD messages or PMs!  I will create balance in the universe and I will win the affections of Lady Death!" 

 

SCHNICK!!!!!  Suddenly, Thanos hand fell to the ground and the Infinity Gauntlet fell to Deadpool's feet.  "So, this is that power glove that like......bends the Universe to your will, eh?"

 

"NOOOOOO!!" shouted Thanos, "YOU FOOL!!!!"  Deadpool tossed aside Thanos dismembered hand and held the Gauntlet up above his head.

 

"By the POWER of GREYSKULL......" shouted Deadpool, "THE UNIVERSE IS MINE!!!!"  The entire universe flashed bright for a moment and then returned to normal.  The only difference is that a plate of chimichangas lay at Deadpool's feet.  "SWEEEEET!!!!"

 

"That's it?" gasped Thanos, "you had the Infinity Gauntlet in your hand and all you did was force of will Mexican food?"

 

"Well," said Deadpool, "when you put it that way........"

 

 

Since the non-heroes won, CoryCurren, who was Thanos, has won!

 

Since the Heroes did not win, Myndrunner, who was Uatu, has lost!

 

Since over half the roster had been killed by endgame, BFG, who was Lady Death, has won!

 

Thank you all for playing this very challenging game and being good sports.  I am going to step back for a while but here are all the QT's.  Yes there are things that I would have liked to tweak in this game, but overall I hope everyone found this game to be fun, entertaining, and challenging. 

 

Fallen Heroes/Death After Party QuickTopic

 

STARK Industries QuickTopic

 

STARK Mansion (after JARVIS flip)

 

Miracle Twins QuickTopic

 

Crimson Cowl Mafia QuickTopic

 

VENOM Symbiote QuickTopic

 

THE END!

[Cory Caboose]

Darthe, in case you were wondering:

 

Yes, town would have won outright if you had just lynched Key that phase. Thanks for single-handedly destroying a town that outworked, outplayed and outmaneuvered scum all game. You were the ultimate equalizer.

[Krakalakachkn]

Great job Mynd, that was quite an undertaking.

[Lenlo]

Oh loooook, Darthe was town and Key was scum. WHO WOULDA THOUGHT?!

 

GG Scum. Mynd it was a really fun/interesting game.

[Tsukibana]

How did so many people die right at the end??

[Cory Caboose]

Mafia had parity, they got endgamed

[Lenlo]

How did so many people die right at the end??

Scum equaled town in numbers, so since town lost we all died. Its a normal thing. Except for Hulk, Hulk doesnt die.

[Tsukibana]

Ahh, ok. I thought maybe some sort of self-destruct from Darthe tried to kill people...

[Tsukibana]

Arsis, I Had a feeling, bro-hammer :P

You are NEVER that dense...

[keyholder21]

Oh loooook, Darthe was town and Key was scum. WHO WOULDA THOUGHT?!

 

GG Scum. Mynd it was a really fun/interesting game.

Me? O:-)

 

 

 

I had a fun -frustrating at points- time , thanks Mynd!

[nervositee]

Great game Mynd. Truly.

 

Good game everyone. Especially to Key and Tress who played a really good game!

 

Also Tommy. Sorry for never being able to take off my tinfoil hat :P

[keyholder21]

Also, the DT link isn't working for me. Is it working for anyone else? I am VERY curious to read it!

 

 

While the whole team was great fun, couldn't have done without our recruits, nolder and Arsis!

[keyholder21]

Tommy, hopefully no hard feelings; I was just trying to survive :).

[Krakalakachkn]

I'll never trust Nolder again.  Ever.

[Lenlo]

Aww man I read the QT. If only you guys had targeted me for the kill. Woulda made the game pretty amusing.
 

You are The Hulk!
 

 
Alias: Dr. Bruce Banner
 
Alignment:  Hero
 
Win Condition: You win when all threats to the Heroes have been eliminated
 
NOTE: You begin Day 1 as Dr. Bruce Banner.
 
Power Role:  
 
(as Banner) Paranoid Doc – Each night, you may protect one player unless you are targeted for a kill. 
 
 (as Hulk) HULK SMASH – Each night, choose a player.  They will be roleblocked and there is a 25% chance they will be killed. 
 
Special Abilities:   
 
     (as Banner) Don’t Make Me Angry – If you are targeted for a kill at night, you will no longer be Dr. Banner but you will turn into the Hulk and a random targeting player will be killed (not necessarily one targeting you for a kill).  If you receive more than half the required votes to be lynched, you will turn into the Hulk and one of your voters will be chosen at random to be killed causing the Day phase to end immediately.  
 
    (as Hulk) Self-Control – If you can go an entire day phase without voting (including voting No Lynch), then you will return to being Dr. Banner at the end of that day phase.
 
   (as Hulk) Hulk Rage – At the end of each Day phase after the phase where you turned into the Hulk, a random player will be killed if you do not turn back into Dr. Banner.
 
You may learn more about your character here:  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hulk_(comics)
 
Good luck and have fun!

[Nynaeve]

Scum: GG.

Town: GG.

Darthe: No words.

Mynd: Grats on holding on to sanity. I was questioning if the delay in the final scene was due to you flinging yourself out a window. Glad to see that isn't the case.

[Hallia]

; . ; I WAS FRAAAAAAMED 

 

XD

[Tsukibana]

LMAO - I was only unkillable at night. COuld have been lynched at any time, no vote-controller needed :)

[Lenlo]

CS I liked your idea of 2v2 at endgame. Tsuki and me being unkillable at night and neither team being able to achieve a majority lynch. It would be really funny.