[Blue Ajah HP Week] Picture Caption

[Red2111]

Each day i'll be posting two Harry Potter Pictures.  1 will be a Lego Harry Potter picture, the other will be a Picture from the Harry Potter Movies.  You guys post captions to the pictures.  funniest captions get bragging rights

 

 

here are the first set of pics

 

 

Picture 1a

 

 

 

Picture 1b

 

[Mashiara Sedai]

I'm no good at this.  I recognize humor, but can't seem to make it myself.  :P  Still, I'll give it a go.

 

Picture 1a:

Hagrid: "To get to the Platform, all you have to do is climb inside my belly."

 

Picture 1b:

Troll: "Are you almost done?  I really need to go!"

[Basel Gill]

1a: No, Harry, there's no place nearby to return an entire cart's worth of pop bottles.

 

1b: I told Hedwig to be careful in here! I can't reach her!

[Turin Turambar]

1a: Hagrid: Yes Harry, besides being good for carrying messages snowy owls are fine eating.

 

1b: Hermione: Just a minute we are nearly done.

      Ron:  I'm totally brickin' it here

      Harry: not another swirly

[Ithillian Turambar]

1a. Hang on a minute ... if you are the really strong giant ... why am I pushing the trolley?

1b. Hermione to Ron - 'I've got a bad feeling about Harry. I mean, theTroll could just be the beginning. Just push him down and flush it.'

[Izabella]

I'm no good at these, but I do love reading them all.

 

[lolguy26]

1a) and that harry is how you kill a big mac in under 5 seconds

1b) hermione: ron why does your head look like a pumpkin

      ron: hermoine, its halloween!

      harry: shut up you two!, cant you see im playing with bubbles here

      troll: 1 girl and 2 guys in a toilet, what are they doing......

[Gudrean]

1a Harry: I thought you would be taller.

 

1b Ron: Harry, this is no time for a bubble bath!!!

[WolfbrotherKronos]

1A: Harry: Seriously, this cart is the size of me and you're just watching me push it.

 

1B: Troll (thinking): This will be a great idea for a joke someday...three tiny wizards and a troll walk into a bathroom.

[Red2111]

very good submissions and the choice for day ones bragging rights were hard.  but ...

 

bragging rights for picture 1a go to Chuckles, and bragging rights for picture 1b go to Ithi.  good job you two!

 

 

and now the bar has been set, everyone give these two pictures a try!

 

 

Picture 2a

 

 

Picture 2b

 

[Daruya]

2a.  If I catch you snogging my sister again, I'll break the other arm!

 

2b. I told you Divination was a wooly subject, Harry.  Besides, Trelawney is such a fraud . . . that's not a crystal ball, it's a pumpkin!

[Turin Turambar]

2a. Ron: just a little more, nothing going on here... yes I've got your wallet. Muahahahaha

 

2b. Harry (talking to pumpkin): Ron, what do you think we should do?

      Ron: I'm over here you git.

[keyholder21]

2a.  Ron: "Harry, if you keep singing 'Call Me Maybe' under your breath, you're going to have a lot more broken than just that arm."

 

2b.  Harry:  "I thought at least the butterbeer would be real."

        Hermione:  "We're LEGOS, Harry.  What did you expect?"

       Ron:  "We're legos?"

[lolguy26]

2a: ron: cant believe you did that with my sister 

      harry: it wasnt like that ron 

      ron: *mutters under his breath* git

 

2b: harry: hermoine!! we cant be seen in public wearing the same thing, think of my rep!

      hermoine: oh no!! i need to go change before anyone sees me

      ron: what happened to you mate?

[Red2111]

very good submissions!!   but after much diliberation Dar wins street cred for Picture 2a and Turin wins street cred for picture 2b!

 

 

here are the next roudn of pictures!  enjoy 

 

 

picture 3a

 

 

 

Picture 3b

 

[keyholder21]

Picture 3a.  Ginny:  Harry, mate, I think you need a breath mint.

 

 

Picture 3b. Harry: Why don't you give up mate?  I'm Harry Potter, I always win . 

[Daruya]

3a.  (Still thinking for this one!)

 

3b.  Harry: Your mother was a Troll and your father was a hinkypunk and you couldn't catch a snitch if it fell into your pocket!

[Red2111]

bragging rights for picture 3a goes to the lovely and elusive Em; while Dar is on a hot streak with dem Legos

 

 

heres the next set

 

 

Picture 4a

 

 

 

Picture 4b

 

[keyholder21]

4a.  Trelawney: "I see red headed children in your future...."

 

4b.  Hermione:  "All right.  Who farted?"

[Turin Turambar]

Oh I missed this yesterday... No rights but gonna post them anyway.

 

3a: Ginny: Please Harry not in front of the house elf.

 

3b: Harry: Are you enjoying the itching powder I put on your broom?

 

 

Now back to our regularly scheduled captions...

 

4a: Trewlawney: This is your persnickety line, it is why you are such a know it all. and...

      Hermione: (Thinking to herself) You are such a fraud

 

4b: pick one: What died in here? It smells like no one cleaned up after the Centaurs

[Daruya]

4a: Trelawney:  You, my dear, will die a lonely, unhappy, alcoholic old woman . . . Oh, dear . . . how awkward . . . that was my palm . . .

 

4b: Hermione:  Harry, why'd you poke him so hard up the nose with your wand, then?  Now there are troll brains all over the washroom floor!

[Gudrean]

4a. Trelawney: you're really not ready yet dear, we will need to fatten you up still!!

 

4b. Ron: do WE have to clean that up?

[Ithillian Turambar]

4a. This little piggy went to market ... this little piggy stayed at home

4b. Potter Stinks!!

[Red2111]

outstanding submissions. bragging rights for 4a go to Gudrean, and Em gets bragging rights for 4b

 

 

next up

 

 

5a

 

 

 

5b

 

[Red2111]

  perhaps these pictures will get more interest

 

 

6a

 

 

6b