What would you give your favorite WoT characters for Christmas?

[Hagazussa]

So I was thinking we might have a fun Christmas themed thread, so exactly what it say on the tin, what would you get your favorite WoT characters for Christmas.

 

I would get Mazrim Taim a coffee mug that say I'am the Boss!

 

I would get Logain a copy of the book Egyptian Revenge Sells, not exactly his Paradigm but he is a smart man, he will figure it out.

 

I would get Atal Mishraile a helmet for the next time the annoy Taim.

 

I would get Tuon a all the female attendee's of a Reiki class.

 

I would get Perrin a copy of the collectors edition of the new Werewolf the Apocalypse core book.

 

I would get Moiraine a tshirt that say F*** Tinkerbell fairies eat mages!

 

I would get Matt a set of Game science dice and be sure the set had some strange ones like 3 sided dice and 16 sided dice.

 

I would get Rand a tshirt that say My spells are bigger than yours!

 

I would get the Dark One a sign to put up outside of Shayol Ghul which says. Warning evil God ahead, no mages beyond this point, may be hazardous to to the source of your magick.

 

I would get Elaida a copy of the Malleus Maleficarum, she loves to hunt for mages so it seams oddly appropriate.

 

I would get Alviarin and elevator since she want one so much.

[Ozzie_aiel]

Tube socks, everyone gets tube socks!

[pamela]

Tube socks, everyone gets tube socks!

 

[Stevros]

I'd give Elayne a Shower.

 

Mat a Lottery ticket (and ask him to share ;)), no I'd give Mat (and Rand and Perrin) a copy of the Haynes manual to women.

 

Loial needs a laptop, to save having so many books to carry round all the time.

 

I'd get Demandred the popular board game 'guess who?'

 

And Asmodean the board game Cluedo.

[Hagazussa]

What I would give Demandred is a coffee mug with the text Congratulation 2'th place, but I would wrap it up in multiple layers of wrapping paper and allot of tape so I had good time to run away and get out of his spell range before he manages to get the package opened. :P

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

plot resolution

[Ozzie_aiel]

I'd buy the Dark One a mug saying "Worlds Greatest Evil Deity", or a giant book of Sudoku to help pass the time in his prison.

 

I'd get Tuon and Mat (but mainly Tuon) a romantic trip to Far Madding.

 

Egwene would get a book "Guide for teen Mothers"

[pamela]

Sorry for the post above, I have serious problems with DM recently.

 

I would get Rand the Bible with dedication: "You still need to be more like Jesus" :)

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

WWRD T shirt?

[Arran]

I'd buy Rand a "Keep calm and cleanse the taint" t-shirt :P

[snooze1128]

I'd get Mat a Magic 8 Ball

:-P

[Ozzie_aiel]

Well, Happy Christmas and Seasons Greetings to everyone in Dragonmount. Have a great day

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

:) you too!

[Knivy]

And to you :)

[Hagazussa]

I hope you all had a great Christmas. I had a wonderful time. :D

[Torome]

A bit late but I have a few ideas

 

Mat-  A glass eyeball with a die inside of it that can spin around

 

Rand- Box set of HBO's "Big Love"

 

Perrin- An Adopt-A-Wolf donation in his name

 

Demandred- T-shirt that says "Second to Moridin"

[Jaedan_edhel]

Amazon vouchers. These are great gifts for absolutely anyone - good and evil; rich and poor; realists, optimists and cynics. It must always be Amazon vouchers!

 

(And I refuse to be given as a gift to that horrid Seanchan, Tuon! - so there, Hagazussa)

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

there is nothing that can't be had and... re-had...through amazon.... and they only take the tiniest wee bit of your soul and your local economy but who doesn't. 

[The Fisher King]

''re-had'' - I like that, Cindy!! - Did you invent that? Should we alert Webster's??  :-)

 

 

Fish

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

I doubt it but ill take the credit until someone from d&d corrects me :)

[The Fisher King]

Fair enough.

 

 

Fish

[Hagazussa]

(And I refuse to be given as a gift to that horrid Seanchan, Tuon! - so there, Hagazussa)

 

Not if I wrap you up in wrapping paper and put a nice little bow on your head either? :P

[Ozzie_aiel]

oooh, make it a pink bow :-D

[Whizbang]

For Elayne, Avi, and Min: Becoming Sister Wives: The Story of an Unconventional Marriage [Hardcover]

 

For Perrin: How to Tame a Willful Wife [Mass Market Paperback]

 

For Mat (so he has something to show as "the book he read once"): The Art of War [Paperback]

 

For Rand: Schizophrenia For Dummies [Paperback]s

 

For Nyn: Depression Fallout: The Impact of Depression on Couples and What You Can Do to Preserve the Bond [Paperback]

 

For Egwene: Halfway Up the Mountain: The Error of Premature Claims to Enlightenment [Paperback]

[Lavaliar]

Rand might enjoy some "Jethro Tull" albums