Common Lies

[Masema]

So you know, all those things we say that are obvioiusly lies, but we still say them anyways.

 

1. I'll be there in five minutes

 

2. No, that doesn't make you look fat.

 

3. I have READ the terms and conditions.

 

 

 

Please continue....

[Netbattler11]

4. Yeah, i'm listening.

[Netbattler11]

5. No, I wasn't sleeping in class.

[Masema]

6. I'll do it later.

[bhskeeper11]

7. "I heard you."

 

8. "I'm fine."

 

9. "I don't know."

[Ithillian Turambar]

10. It's just over the next hill

 

11. I don't need to stop and ask for directions.

 

12. It's a short cut

 

13. Let's go the pretty way.

[randomh3r0]

14. I wasn't on Facebook at work.

 

15. I haven't had fast food in a month.

 

16. Oh, sorry, i was at the gym.

 

17. I couldn't hear you.

 

18. I only had one beer.

 

19. I've never heard of Gangnam Style

 

20. I swear I never do this, but....

[SirTownsend]

21. "I think it's over there" (this is mostly for working in retail when someone ask where something is and you have no idea.)

 

22. "I didn't do it!"

[bhskeeper11]

23. "I'm sorry I missed your call..."

 

24. "You texted me? I never got it."

[bgrishinko]

25. "Thanks sweetie, this is delicious!"

[Ithillian Turambar]

26. It's not you, it's me

 

27. We can still be friends

[SirTownsend]

In medical situations:

 

28. It won't hurt/This won't hurt a bit.

[Guest]

29. I care about...fill in the blank

 

Almost all modrn man is incapable of feeling, so its a lie yuo know as soon as yuo hear it from one

[Toph Beifong]

30. I was just about to call you.

[lolguy26]

31. i did the homwork, i just forgot it at home

[Kathleen]

32. I was just about to do that!

 

33. I'm too tired/have a headache just to get out of doing something you don't want to

 

34. I'd love to come but I'm having some car trouble/no gas money/no way there

[Turin Turambar]

_{An old one that doesn't apply to many anymore}

 

35. The check is in the mail.

[Kathleen]

36. Oh yeah, I do this all the time! (or I've this thousands of times).