A coup, an attack, and a pizza

[Ironeyes]

coughwetcatcough

[Songstress]

Yes yes. I remember.

[ed2funy]

Songstress, now that I have your attention, I'd like to tell you about the amazing opportunities in the Shadow.

With a pyramid scheme business plan, you can quickly rise up the ranks to become the M'hael.

Well, not sure Turin would let you, but my point is the Shadow is ten times better than the Light. Come over to us, and we can show you the meaning of life.

Hint: Pudding.

[Songstress]

*is always tempted to balefire telemarketers*

[Basel Gill]

Ed, make sure Tress eats her meat before you allow her to have any pudding.

 

Songstress, now that I have your attention, I'd like to tell you about the amazing opportunities in the Shadow.

With a pyramid scheme business plan, you can quickly rise up the ranks to become the M'hael.

Well, not sure Turin would let you, but my point is the Shadow is ten times better than the Light. Come over to us, and we can show you the meaning of life.

Hint: Pudding.

[Basel Gill]

*is always tempted to balefire telemarketers*

 

I simply hang up on them. Once they figure out they aren't even going to have a chance to make their speech, they give up and stop calling.

[Songstress]

Actually, I don't even answer the phone unless I know who it is.

 

Comes from two years of answering the phone all day at work.

[Turin Turambar]

Back when I used to have free time I would "listen intently" to said telemarketer and then when they were trying to close tell them that I needed to check with my mom before spending her money.

[Songstress]

Appropriately evil, there.

[ed2funy]

See, Songtress, we aren't all that bad. Being bad has it's uses, when used properly.

[Songstress]

I never said you were all bad. Some of you are awesome enough not to belong in the Shadow.

[ed2funy]

Ha. So you're saying that the Shadow does have some awesome members?

 

*has a feeling she doesn't mean him* XD

[Cbinpdx]

*is always tempted to balefire telemarketers*

 

I simply hang up on them. Once they figure out they aren't even going to have a chance to make their speech, they give up and stop calling.

 

I just let them start their spiel, then gently put the receiver down so they continue to ramble for minutes. Finally, they figure out there's no one on the other end and hang up.

 

Works great with heavy breathers, too!

[Turin Turambar]

*walks in, sees Basel in Darth Vader gear trying to eat pizza*

 

 

Bwahahahahaah. Good luck eating that through your mask/helmet. Oh but you are not allowed to mess with Ithi.

 

* a pillar of fire engulfs basel*

 

Pizza is best when just out of the fire.

[Cbinpdx]

The Mistress S'Ithi had been hosting a lovely dance party, with DJ Marsh in charge of the tunes.

 

 

Basel walked in, and felt the time was nigh for him to seize power. The M'Hael was nowhere to be seen. He wove Air to toss her minions every which way and threw fireballs at them.

 

 

This just left Ithi. He wove a fierce blast of Torture directly at her. He knew it was powerful, because his last victim was so panicked that she lost the Source completely and tired using a blade against the One Power.

 

 

Basel decided to take a moment to enjoy the party after that. He looked over to some non-channeling bystander about to eat a slice of pizza from the food table. "That's mine!" he called out. "Get your own."

 

 

Choice!!!

[Ithillian Turambar]

OW!!

 

All these youngling Shadows are so full of BETRAYAL!!

 

They are such hard workers lol.

 

I see Mine M'hael has already dealt with you appropriately Basel, no need for me to add to your pain.

 

Also, Ishy insulted me? Must have missed that. Oh well. My Young Apprentice is very keen. What with my lovely M'hael, my personal protection officer and my Apprentice it's a wonder anyone even gets near.

 

[MattheHat]

Perfect shot! :gleeful:

 

*chases Ithi and zaps her with a Tazer*

[Ithillian Turambar]

*Shields, says "ouch" so that Matty doesn't feel too bad about missing, Balefires Taser.*

 

Now, run along back to the 'other place' from whence you came Matrim.

 

[MattheHat]

Grr! *Matrim blends in with servants and dissapears in the crowd with a loud whisper*

 

I'll get you yet! :madlaugh:

[Ironeyes]

I'll get you yet!

the lightie said

but he was in

over his head.

For Shadows rule

this thing is true

he is a poor

and foolish fool!

[Songstress]

In this case, you're not dealing with a Lightie. Matty's actions there were as a member of another SG.

[Ironeyes]

Doesn't matter. My task is just to post behind him an undisclosed number of times, each time posting a poem about the true greatness of the Shadow.

[Songstress]

Ahh, so thoughtless propaganda is a Shadow task. They'll turn you into an automaton yet.

[Ironeyes]

Actually, it's a special task from my Mistress. And for your information, I like writing poetry!

[Cbinpdx]

Doesn't matter. My task is just to post behind him an undisclosed number of times, each time posting a poem about the true greatness of the Shadow.

 

So, it's not just about torturing Matty, but the rest of us as well?