SL Ithillian's Office: Report here to be given stuffs to do - Especially you Asha'man Turin

[Ithillian Turambar]

That's right. There's been a terrible mistake and I somehow managed to get given a Staff Job. Which means I have points to give out and a big bad mood to be dealt with because I'm supposed to be on holiday.

 

And it's Tuesday.

 

So, whilst I'm waiting for that good for nothing Fool of an Asha'man to turn up, I have other jobs and tasks for people. Let's get to work.

[Arez Al'Loke]

Eum.. Greetings Ithillian.. Is there something I could assist you with and perhaps earn some points?

[Darthe]

Hahaha Panda mooch, that is not how we earn things around here. Maybe she could give you another signature to match the pretty pink one, but according to it you do what she wants anyhow. =p

[Arez Al'Loke]

Shut your mouth and get in line Civilian!

[Ithillian Turambar]

Eum.. Greetings Ithillian.. Is there something I could assist you with and perhaps earn some points?

 

Yes, I need a way to kill a Phoenix and have it stay DEAD, I need someone to start a new Queen Song Pictures instead of Lyrics Thread, I need to find 50 uses for a Llama in another Thread, and I need some bloody good excuses for why I'm suddenly a Stormleader and somebody else isn't anymore.

 

Also a Princess Bride Versus Starwars funny pictures/gif Thread. And a way to totally get back at the M'hael for doing this to me without ANY warning, but without getting caught.

 

I'm sure I have other stuff written down here somewhere also.

 

Of course ... I don't have to give you points, and you still have to do what I say.

 

Carry on.

 

*blah blah blah BT equal opportunities blah blah, Lighties and Shadowies both welcome to come and have fun blah blah blah*

[Ithillian Turambar]

Watch your mouth Darthe. Neither of you are my favourite people. Loke totally ruined my dress and you burnt my face. Now unless you want an equally demoralising siggy, suck it up and get to work. You can squabble in your own time.

[Arez Al'Loke]

She's so cute when she gets all mad and stuff..

 

 

Eum, no Ithi, I didn't say anything ^^!! I'll get to work as soon as I finish another thing =P

[Darthe]

Haha I was surprised that you didn't =p. In all fairness, your face still looks fine. Honestly. Anyhow, I may be able and get on a bit of this eventually. It's a busy schedule ya know?

[Ithillian Turambar]

So I'm either cute, or my face looks 'fine'

 

 

*adds more stuff to list especially for these pair*

[Lenlo]

Hmmm... work.

*Goes to pick a Queen song from his list for Ithi.*

How does "The show must go on" or "Another one bites the Dust sound"?

 

I am sure Nya has over 50 uses for a llama tucked inside her brain, to kill a phoenix just stab it with a basilisk fang and Princess Bride is one of my favorite movies ever.

[Arez Al'Loke]

To kill a pheonix? Easy, Balefire.

[Turin Turambar]

Reporting as ORDERED Ma'am.

 

I have seen your "list" and while permanently eliminating the little Firebudgie might be enjoyable I will not purposefully destroy a member of the shadow. Crisp them nicely yes. break their little minds, sure. But the Great Lord needs his cannon fodder just as much as he needs leaders like us.

 

I see there are others scurrying about to handle your "important" tasks. so What is it that you have planned for me? You know I would do just about anything for you without being ordered so what shall be my task?

[Darthe]

Here you have it!

 

http://www.dragonmount.com/forums/topic/69367-exactly-50-unconventional-uses-for-a-llama/

[Ithillian Turambar]

I would have thought so once Asha'man Turin, but your responses elsewhere indicate that this is no longer the case.

 

The fact is the decision has been made and I refuse to argue the point with you.

 

As for my task for you ... I require a subtly decorated black box and the contents therein delivered to me in an appropriate manner. And then check your PMs.

 

 

[Sakaea]

Ithi, sis, calmness. Being staff could be fun. Just see all the people you get to boss around!

[Gabriel Kross]

To kill a pheonix? Easy, Balefire.

 

nonono the phoenix proceeds to eat the balefire and make balefire poopiums haven't you been keeping up at all me and Ayla discovered this ages ago!

[Turin Turambar]

Hmmm... work.

*Goes to pick a Queen song from his list for Ithi.*

How does "The show must go on" or "Another one bites the Dust sound"?

 

I am sure Nya has over 50 uses for a llama tucked inside her brain, to kill a phoenix just stab it with a basilisk fang and Princess Bride is one of my favorite movies ever.

 

Len, How about Dragon attack?

[Gabriel Kross]

I think someone should do Trogdor! most EPICNESS!

[Songstress]

I think someone should do Trogdor! most EPICNESS!

 

TROGDOOOOORRRRRRRRRR!

[Turin Turambar]

I would have thought so once Asha'man Turin, but your responses elsewhere indicate that this is no longer the case.

 

The fact is the decision has been made and I refuse to argue the point with you.

 

As for my task for you ... I require a subtly decorated black box and the contents therein delivered to me in an appropriate manner. And then check your PMs.

 

As you wish. A Black Box and it's contents. Delivered to you in an appropriate manner. I shall find this item if I must look high and low.

 

 

 

Inner Dialogue:

I happen to have such a Box. You wish to have the contents too? It contains one of my prized possessions. Only slightly less treasured than my special book. I wonder what an appropriate manner would be? I must consider how to proceed...

[Nyanna al'Meara]

I think someone should do Trogdor! most EPICNESS!

 

TROGDOOOOORRRRRRRRRR!

Hodor?

[Ithillian Turambar]

This Office is now closed.

[dicetosser1]

reopens the office and sneaks in to have a look at all the super secret staff stuff

 

 

opens diary "ooohhhh such plans!"

[Turin Turambar]

*Balefires office with all contents*

[dicetosser1]

Sees the thick white bar come slicing thru the walls

 

 

ducks quickly and scrambles out of what was the office of the new SL