Favorite Quotes

[Clayden69]

"Wayne's World, Wayne's World!! Party Time!! Excellent"

 

"You were only suppoosed to blow the bloody doors off"

[brujah]

"There's a passage I got memorized. Ezekiel 25:17. "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy My brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay My vengeance upon you." Now... I been sayin' that sh*t for years. And if you ever heard it, that meant your ass. You'd be dead right now. I never gave much thought to what it meant. I just thought it was a cold-blooded thing to say to a mother****er before I popped a cap in his ass. But I saw some sh*t this mornin' made me think twice. See, now I'm thinking: maybe it means you're the evil man. And I'm the righteous man. And Mr. 9mm here... he's the shepherd protecting my righteous ass in the valley of darkness. Or it could mean you're the righteous man and I'm the shepherd and it's the world that's evil and selfish. And I'd like that. But that sh*t ain't the truth. The truth is you're the weak. And I'm the tyranny of evil men. But I'm tryin', Ringo. I'm tryin' real hard to be the shepherd."

 

Jules: I want you to go in that bag, and find my wallet.

Pumpkin: Which one is it?

Jules: It's the one that says Bad Mother****er.

 

"I'm prepared to scour the the Earth for that mother****er. If Butch goes to Indochina, I want a ni**er waiting in a bowl of rice ready to pop a cap in his ass. "

 

 

Marsellus: What now? Let me tell you what now. I'ma call a coupla hard, pipe-hittin' ni**ers, who'll go to work on the homes here with a pair of pliers and a blow torch. You hear me talkin', hillbilly boy? I ain't through with you by a damn sight. I'ma get medieval on your ass.

Butch: I meant what now between me and you?

Marsellus: Oh, that what now. I tell you what now between me and you. There is no me and you. Not no more.

Butch: So we cool?

Marsellus: Yeah, we cool. Two things. Don't tell nobody about this. This sh*t is between me, you, and Mr. Soon-To-Be-Living-The-Rest-of-His-Short-Ass-Life-In-Agonizing-Pain Rapist here. It ain't nobody else's business. Two: you leave town tonight, right now. And when you're gone, you stay gone, or you be gone. You lost all your L.A. privileges. Deal?

Butch: Deal.

Marsellus: Get your ass out of here.

 

 

 

"YOU LOST ALL YOUR L.A. PRIVILEGES." So simple, yet so f'n hardcore.

 

I could just copy and paste the entire script to be honest. If I had to pick my top 20 movie quotes, more than half would be from Pulp Fiction.

 

"ITS THE ONE THAT SAYS 'BAD MOTHER****ER'"

He pulls out the wallet and it actually says "Bad Mother****er"

Brilliant.

 

 

EDIT: Bad language modification

[Ithillian Turambar]

Oooh I love Pulp Fiction. Its one of my favourite films of all time and I just loved seeing the guy in the Amsterdam MacDonalds roll his eyes when I asked for a Royale with Cheese and a sprite to wash it down with.

 

Erm ... Of course ... The thing is though, this is a PG-13 site so you might want to edit all the F words and stuff, before the admins come and get medieval on yo ass lol.

 

[Basel Gill]

Oooh I love Pulp Fiction. Its one of my favourite films of all time and I just loved seeing the guy in the Amsterdam MacDonalds roll his eyes when I asked for a Royale with Cheese and a sprite to wash it down with.

 

Well, of course he rolled his eyes. Royale with Cheese is what they call it in France.

[Hallow]

Oooh I love Pulp Fiction. Its one of my favourite films of all time and I just loved seeing the guy in the Amsterdam MacDonalds roll his eyes when I asked for a Royale with Cheese and a sprite to wash it down with.

 

Well, of course he rolled his eyes. Royale with Cheese is what they call it in France.

 

Yeah he should have asked for mayonnaise for dipping his fries in instead.

[brujah]

Oooh I love Pulp Fiction. Its one of my favourite films of all time and I just loved seeing the guy in the Amsterdam MacDonalds roll his eyes when I asked for a Royale with Cheese and a sprite to wash it down with.

 

Well, of course he rolled his eyes. Royale with Cheese is what they call it in France.

 

Haha.

[SBoydW]

Aimee Teegarden “Recent polls have shown that a fifth of Americans can’t locate the US on a world map. Why do you think this is?”

 

Miss South Carolina Lauren Caitlin Upton

“I personally believe, that U.S. Americans, are unable to do so, because uh, some, people out there, in our nation don’t have maps. And uh… I believe that our education like such as in South Africa, and the Iraq, everywhere like such as… and, I believe they should uh, our education over here, in the U.S. should help the U.S. or should help South Africa, and should help the Iraq and Asian countries so we will be able to build up our future, for us.”

[Ithillian Turambar]

Oooh I love Pulp Fiction. Its one of my favourite films of all time and I just loved seeing the guy in the Amsterdam MacDonalds roll his eyes when I asked for a Royale with Cheese and a sprite to wash it down with.

 

Well, of course he rolled his eyes. Royale with Cheese is what they call it in France.

 

Dammit Basel, why do you have to be so right all of the time lol.

[Rufae]

Aimee Teegarden “Recent polls have shown that a fifth of Americans can’t locate the US on a world map. Why do you think this is?”

 

Miss South Carolina Lauren Caitlin Upton

“I personally believe, that U.S. Americans, are unable to do so, because uh, some, people out there, in our nation don’t have maps. And uh… I believe that our education like such as in South Africa, and the Iraq, everywhere like such as… and, I believe they should uh, our education over here, in the U.S. should help the U.S. or should help South Africa, and should help the Iraq and Asian countries so we will be able to build up our future, for us.”

 

Pulp Fiction is great but this is golden here. Miss South Carolina..... It's even better when you hear the recording of it.

[brujah]

Yes. That woman should be stilled, very hard, and with a wooden spoon.

[Red2111]

Erm ... Of course ... The thing is though, this is a PG-13 site so you might want to edit all the F words and stuff, before the admins come and get medieval on yo ass lol.

 

now thats an epic quote!!

 

my fav part is still the "What?!" scene lmao

[Ithillian Turambar]

Say 'What' again. I dare you, I double dare you!!

 

ROFL

[Rufae]

And NEVER talk with your hands while holding a gun. It makes for a messy car.

[Mr Ares]

Warning, contains strong language, and spoilers for the show. And Omar. "I got the shotgun, you got the briefcase. S'all in the game though, right?"

[Red2111]

well i now feel the urge to go to Burger King and order a Royal with Cheese

 

heres another good one, though crom a different movie

 

Rick: Last night we said a great many things. You said I was to do the thinking for both of us. Well, I've done a lot of it since then, and it all adds up to one thing: you're getting on that plane with Victor where you belong.

Ilsa: But, Richard, no, I... I...

Rick: Now, you've got to listen to me! You have any idea what you'd have to look forward to if you stayed here? Nine chances out of ten, we'd both wind up in a concentration camp. Isn't that true, Louie?

Captain Renault: I'm afraid Major Strasser would insist.

Ilsa: You're saying this only to make me go.

Rick: I'm saying it because it's true. Inside of us, we both know you belong with Victor. You're part of his work, the thing that keeps him going. If that plane leaves the ground and you're not with him, you'll regret it. Maybe not today. Maybe not tomorrow, but soon and for the rest of your life.

Ilsa: But what about us?

Rick: We'll always have Paris. We didn't have, we, we lost it until you came to Casablanca. We got it back last night.

Ilsa: When I said I would never leave you.

Rick: And you never will. But I've got a job to do, too. Where I'm going, you can't follow. What I've got to do, you can't be any part of. Ilsa, I'm no good at being noble, but it doesn't take much to see that the problems of three little people don't amount to a hill of beans in this crazy world. Someday you'll understand that.

[Ilsa lowers her head and begins to cry]

Rick: Now, now...

[Rick gently places his hand under her chin and raises it so their eyes meet]

Rick: Here's looking at you kid

[Rufae]

KKKKKHHHHHHHAAAAAAAANNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Red2111]

SSSSSSTTTTTTTTTEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

 

 

[Ithillian Turambar]

AAAAAAADDDDDRRRRIIIIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!

 

[Red2111]

lmfao Ilth, that was the other one i was thinking of!!

 

 

AAARRRRGGGGHHHHH! - Charlie Brown

 

 

[Ithillian Turambar]

Fffffffrrrrrreeeeeeeedddddddoooooommmmmmm!!!!!

 

>.>

[Basel Gill]

I'M TELLING YOU, IT'S KEYSER SOZE!!

[Red2111]

AAAAAHHHHHHHHAAAAAAHHHHHH -guy who was kicked into Pit in the movie 300.

 

 

 

 

[Ithillian Turambar]

Dammit Chloe!

 

[Turin Turambar]

"If your gonna make a time machine out of a car, why not do it with style?"

[Red2111]

Damnit Janet!