It's a little quiet

[ineedfourberfs]

With the faire and all, shouldn't this place be rocking? You know, to entice newbies to eviscerate and parade thier entrails on our walls? I know the WT can see our gates, we should be draping all sorts of horrible biological detritus over them.

 

Anyway I'm doing my part.

 

And here it is.

 

CHEAP SHOT

 

Post your best berf insults. Tear me to shreds. Describe, in detail, just how much urine I drink per day, and how much I love it. Tell the world exactly how extensive my failing is, and howcome I came to be such a pathetic scrap of a human being.

 

Points available.

 

 

 

Feel free to turn on each other, also. I'm trying to incite a race war here. It's for work, just go with it.

[Nynaeve]

I just hope you drink your own urine... It's mildly less disgusting

 

 

 

Nyn

[Moon Sedai]

Berfs is pathetic. How pathetic is he?

 

Look at him. He's like a mutatated lovechild of Bieber and a monkey, with the ugliest parts of both.

And he didn't even inherit the singing skills of his Mummy Bieber.

He's so pathetic that to hide his shame, he changed his name and joined a new faction rather than admiting his patheticness.

 

 

 

 

Does that work, Berf?

 

 

 

 

[Amadine]

Berf is Justin Beiber's #1 fan.....

 

 

and if that's not vomit worthy then i just don't know what is

[Nynaeve]

Will he be drinking his vomit as well? Interesting.

 

 

 

 

Nyn

[Amadine]

*just threw up in my mouth a little*

[LilyElizabeth]

Ed (our resident monkey) mated with Justin Bieber? Why am I always the last to know?

[Haxorsist]

Bieb, I like you as much as I like eating German bean sprouts. If only the Italians would place a giant poster of you on the island of Lampedusa, the refugee situation following the wave of revolutions in North Africa would be fixed (as far as Europe is concerned). You make as much sense as planking, and I wish you and the rest of your retarded (redundant, I know) countrymen would just plank into the sea.

 

That'll do for now. I have to go to bed.

 

Hax

Fan of the Berf,Beiber, cheap shots and planking

[Krakalakachkn]

You're about as useful as a poopy flavored lollipop!

 

 

Why don't you go grow some facial hair?

[Krakalakachkn]

That'll do for now. I have to go to bed.

 

Hax

Wearing Ed Hardy Pajamas since 1983.

 

 

fixed

[Nynaeve]

Why don't you go grow some facial hair?

 

As opposed to your grizzled look? :P

 

 

 

 

Nyn

[ineedfourberfs]

Love it.

 

Keep it coming.

 

Krak - still working on that beard song.

 

5 Points for Hax, Krak, Nyn, and Moon.

 

 

Hax, Krak, Nyn and Moon. Coincidently, that's what I ask for when I go get a wax.

[Nynaeve]

You ask for a Hax and a Krak before a Nyn? Somehow I'm not surprised :P

 

 

 

 

Nyn

[ineedfourberfs]

Have you ever had your Nyn waxed?

 

Gotta build up to that level of tollerance. That's a delicate area.

 

My Hax and Krak though? Thoroughly desensitized.

[Krakalakachkn]

;)

 

 

*wink*

[Nynaeve]

Only he's capable of taking that as any form of compliment :P

 

 

 

 

Nyn

[ed2funy]

Ed (our resident monkey) mated with Justin Bieber? Why am I always the last to know?

 

 

*sigh*

I knew someone was going to say this. -_-

 

 

 

 

He said he loved me.

[Moon Sedai]

He said he loved me.

 

 

It looks like Ed still has painful memories.

[Haxorsist]

Berf has had sex with two types of girls - those who said yes and those who said no.

 

Let me know when I'm crossing the line.

[Moon Sedai]

I think you're wrong, Hax. \

 

It's not two types of GIRLS . . .

It's Left and Right . . . .

[LilyElizabeth]

Ed (our resident monkey) mated with Justin Bieber? Why am I always the last to know?

 

 

*sigh*

I knew someone was going to say this. -_-

 

 

 

He said he loved me.

 

What are sisters for? *evil grin*

[ed2funy]

*stabs Lily*

[ineedfourberfs]

Hax, I would have gone with:

 

 

Berf has slept with two types of girls.

 

Those who said yes, and those he admited were Thai ladyboys.

 

 

 

So only one type, then.

[Blackhoof]

berf is better at sex than anyone... now all he needs is a partner.

[Moon Sedai]

The difference between Berf and Bieber. . .

 

 

Wait, I'm still thinking. . . . . .

 

. . . . . . .

. . . . . . .

 

Nope. Cannot think of one.