GROVEL, MORTALS....

[Moghedian]

I AM APPARENTLY THE DO FOR THIS MONTH. HMMM...

WORSHIP ME, PITIFUL MORTALS (AND IMMORTALS- I SEE YOU THERE, SH) AND MAYHAPS I WILL SPARE YOU.

[Reyoru]

Oh most excellent and distinguished master of all that is unholy, most heartily do I serve your magnificence till the hour of my death. Allow me to have the honour of presenting this candy, stolen from a baby as the ultimate token of evil

*proffers candy, while bowing head to ground*

[Moghedian]

AN INTERESTING GIFT, LF. *iNSPECTS* IT APPEARS THAT THE BABY IN QUESTION HAS ALREADY EATEN HALF OF IT. THIS DISPLEASES ME. HOWEVER, YOUR GROVELLING WAS IMPRESSIVE- 3 PTS

 

[Reyoru]

I thank you Great One.

[Guest dragonsworn1991]

O great and beautiful DO, I bring you a Mystica sculpture painted in every shade of pink.

 

*Grovels*

[Talya]

Oh Great and wonderful and powerful and beautiful and ...well great!

 

I bring you this twig, a special twig that will grow into anything your desire.

[ChronoCrosS]

*BOWS*

 

*GROVELS*

 

Oh Great DO, I bring you this giant magnifying glass with which to burn your enemies. Also these fresh cookies and a glass of milk.

[Guest dragonsworn1991]

O spectacularly amazingly perfect DO, I bring you this empty glass, with just one tap it will be filled with whatever you desire.

[Gerrendus]

Oh great DO; do I qualify int he immortal category yet?  IT has been quite some time since I have groveled to a DO so I bring you...Myself!

[el Nynaeve]

Oh great and powerful DO, I bring you these dungeons I built. Each room is specially designed to do whatever you wish it to to your enemies housed within.

 

And I also bring this self-refilling box of chocolates.

[Canukistani]

Oh Great Dark One!!  I bring you some new aquarium gravel to refresh your cage!  And 10 large crickets for you to snack on!

[Talya]

Great DO, I give you this magical Sheep!

[Reyoru]

AN INTERESTING GIFT, LF. *iNSPECTS* IT APPEARS THAT THE BABY IN QUESTION HAS ALREADY EATEN HALF OF IT. THIS DISPLEASES ME. HOWEVER, YOUR GROVELLING WAS IMPRESSIVE- 3 PTS

 

 

I beg pardon Great One. I have gone and placed the babe's soul in this jar (which is in 3 SHADES OF PINK) to leave to your pleasures.

[Emperor]

I made you this thumb puppet.  It is awesome.  Now we can put on a show together! 

[Moghedian]

DRAGONSWORN- I LIKE THIS SCULPTURE. I WILL HAVE MY MINIONS MOVE IT TO THE FOYER OF THE PIT OF DHOOM EXPERIENCE.

4 POINTS

 

TAYLA- YOUR WORSHIPPING MADE ME CHUCKLE. THE TWIG WILL BE RATHER HANDY AS WELL, HOWEVER I MAY LEAVE IT AS JUST A TWIG, IT'S QUITE STRIKING. 3 POINTS

 

CHRONOCROSS- YOU LEGEND! I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO TRY COOKIES AND MILK! MIGHT I ASK WHAT KIND OF COOKIES THEY ARE?

I WILL USE THE MAGNIFYING GLASS TO BURN MY ENEMIES LIKE THE BUGS THEY ARE... 5 POINTS

 

GERRENDUS- WHAT IS THIS?! A NAE'BLIS WHO ACTUALLY PLANS TO WORK IN THE BEST INTERESTS OF THE DO? WOW... 4 POINTS AND TO ANSWER YOUR QUESTION, NOW YOU DO...

 

ELLIANORA- DUNGEONS. I SEE DUNGEONS. HOWEVER, I'M LIKING THIS BOX OF CHOCOLATES! *NOMS, AS ONLY THE DO CAN*

3 POINTS

 

I SHALL DEAL WITH THE REST OF YOUR GIFTS LATER...

 

 

 

 

[ChronoCrosS]

These!

 

 

Buuut, if those were too flamboyant and un-evil looking, I have brought these instead (Made by my own grandmother):

 

 

I also bring you these new servers for the DM admin to use. Thus the site shall never go down again!

 

But wait, there's more! Give me 5 points within the next 48 hours and receive this Ba'alzamon bobble head absolutely FREE!

 

*Grovels and polishes the DO's crown*

[Guest dragonsworn1991]

O beautiful DO I bring you

 

A pink Tiara, it changes shades of pink depending on your mood, and it also emits rays of pink light to transform your victims into whatever your heart desires.

[Canukistani]

Great Moghedian i bring you a cookie that surpasses Cronos in every way

 

[ChronoCrosS]

Great Moghedian i bring you a cookie that surpasses Cronos in every way

 

Mmmm... Half eaten and touched by many people, just how everyone likes them.  ;)

 

[Emperor]

I bring you...

 

my dirty laundry.  No one but the DO can make them smell and feel so soft and fluffy.

[Verbal32]

DO, I humbly bring you the key to winning each and every mafia game there is.  The key is.....hummus.  I'm not kidding.  Hummus is made of win.

[Moghedian]

CANUKISTANI- ANY EXTRA GRAVEL TO ADD TO THE PATH IS GOOD, HOWEVER THESE CRICKETS ARE A BIT... ODD. THEY'RE ALL FURRY-LIKE, ARE YOU EVEN SURE THEY ARE CRICKETS? 3 POINTS

 

TALYA- YIPPEE! CAN IT FLY?  ;D 5 POINTS

 

EMPEROR- *INSPECTS* WHY DO I GET THE FEELING THAT THIS WAS ORIGINALLY ONE OF YOUR GLOVES? ANYWAY, IT'S ORIGINAL... 3 POINTS

 

CHRONOCROSS- *PRODS THE RAINBOW COOKIES WITH A LONG STICK* WHAT HAVE I TOLD YOU ABOUT GIVING ME 'HAPPY' COOKIES, CHRONO? THE CHOCOLATE CHIP ONES ARE WHAT I HAVE ALWAYS THOUGHT WOULD GO WELL WITH MILK 4 POINTS

 

DRAGONSWORN- I LIKE PINK. I ALSO LIKE TIARAS. MAGICAL PINK TIARAS ARE THE BEST THOUGH! 5 POINTS

 

REYORU- MERCI FOR THE JAR. 3 POINTS

 

CANUKISTANI- YOU LEGEND!!!!! IT'S... PERFECT. 3 POINTS

 

EMPEROR- *HANDS THE WASHING TO THE TROLLOCS FOR 'TESTS'* 2 POINTS

 

VERBAL- BUT YOU'VE ALSO TOLD EVERYONE ELSE IN THIS THREAD! EVEN SO, HUMMUS IS GOOOOD. 4 POINTS

 

 

YOU MAY CONTINUE...

 

 

 

 

[Emperor]

I also got you this new keyboard.  The shift key works on this one so you don't have to type in all caps.   

[Verbal32]

Yes, DO, but this hummus was stolen from the personal stash of the Spider.  She'll never know....

[chillimous]

Here, have this partially used toothbrush I found when I was rifling through somebody's garbage last night. There was a banana peel and a used condom on it.. And I'm not exactly sure why there's brown stuff on it...  I'd give you those too but sadly I didn't see any use in getting them. God, damn my luck, huh. They would've been great gifts.