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Will Bela make it to the end?


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She is the only character with class, attitude, and a furry ass in the whole series.

I wouldn't be too sure about that part. Elyas has spent a long time running with the wolves.

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She is the only character with class, attitude, and a furry ass in the whole series.

I wouldn't be too sure about that part. Elyas has spent a long time running with the wolves.

 

I'll bet Loial has a pretty hairy ass as well

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So how do we end the books?

 

I am thinking something like this:

 

Although it was the end of an age, it was also a beginning.  Rand had almost died during his last battle, but was dragged back to Fal Dara by Nynaeve and Lan.  He was healing nicely, but Min, Elayne, and Aviendha decided it was time to test his mettle.  After stabbing each other repeatedly, they just gave up and killed Rand too.  In another far away place, Perrin would be serving 20 to life for finally killing his wife.  Most would cheer.  However, he was considered an idiot, and they allowed him to sit by a blacksmiths and yank on his axe all day, until the end of his days.  Mat, who knows what happened.  Turns out he married rich and they still cant find the family jewels.  Egwene is still there of course.  Somebody has to be.

 

And as the wind wound its way through the mountains, it moved east and over the Two Rivers.  Bela walked into the village and everybody asked, "where are they?"  Belas shrugged and said get me some hay bitch.

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Oh Blessed Creator, please forgive your children for mocking the Horse Goddess of War, Bela... They are innocent, and know not what they do, nor the reason she is so shaggy (it is the pelts of less worthy horses that she has destroyed and then piled upon herself). When the time of the hoof comes again, all shall kneel....

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Let's bring this topic back!!!! We all know Bela is the hero. We all know Rand is a twig. No discussion!!! Bela will kick Rand, Mat, Perrin, Nynaeve, Egwene and company into the fiery pits of hell to make a nice stew.  If she only had hands, she would stir vigorously because Elayne keeps popping up. If horses could talk they would be asses; and thats why they dont talk.

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oh that's why the books smell a bit like horse, I've always been wondering about that.

Maby Bela is here in the real world and she told RJ to write tWoT. But I'm just guessing here.

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If I remember correctly Suian left Bela with the rebel army in KoD, so one could surmize that Bela will end up rideing in the comming battle there at Tarvalan.

 

 

 

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Bela's already dead! Where do you think the glue that binds the WoT books comes from?

 

Ok, mystery solved! Now I can leave this one alone.

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Hopefully, Faile will be riding Bela in the early lines of this next book. 

 

"The wind was not the beginning, but it was the beginning of a BIG WIND, a Tornado!  A tornado that picks up Bela and Faile and lifts them high into the sky!    A tornado that suddenly dies, dropping them both to dash them to a million bloody pieces against the ground!  Oh well, now to move on to the good stuff."

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We can only hope wvlr!! lol

 

I thought Bela had been turned into Darkhound food by now....You can purchase a can of "Belalpho" from your nearest peddler.  ;D

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I give up. Maybe I just don't get it but... what's with the Bela fascination bordering on fetishes with some users who'll remain unnamed.

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Wow I never thought about how long Bela has made it. She is the sixth character that came from the Two Rivers. Other horses may come and go but Bela lasts forever!

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I give up. Maybe I just don't get it but... what's with the Bela fascination bordering on fetishes with some users who'll remain unnamed.

 

I dont quite get it myself but I think it stems from the fact that, through 11 books, 12 Forsaken, Padan Fain, Darkfriends, Seanchan, Aes Sedai, Aiel and countless other perils, Bela seems as healthy as the day they left Emonds Field. She is nigh on invincible.

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