[BotRH] Jak O' the Shadows

[F Horn of Valere]

I am posting these on behalf of Bob the Ghost, as he has no account at DM!

 

Infantry

 

When faced with a foe they expect to be coddle

As they begin crying for their baby bottle

The infantry is a regiment that needs to be throttled

And Sacrificed to Jac O the Shadows

 

The infants march in the front its true

In their diapers they know just what to do

As they get scared and take a poo

When they are faced with Jac O the Shadows

 

 

Archers

 

The Archers are full of a bunch of Crying lasses

Who never can finish their fighting classes

They are to worried if their clothing clashes

And miss the dance with Jac O the Shadows

 

Their make up and clothes must be exactly right

Before they will begin any sort of fight

Then they just stand their watching the men with their Might

Win the Dance with Jak O the Shadows

 

 

 

Calvary

 

The Calvary all think their feet are broken

As they ride horses, instead of strolling

With every step, their fat is rollin,

In the dance with Jak O the Shadows

 

Without their horses they do not know

What to do, or where to go.

They need a GPS to always show

Where to Fight with Jac O the Shadows

[Shauna]

Colmana is like a king to me,

I will bow each time I meet thee,

Our eyes meet over mugs of tea,

To dance with Jak O' The Shadows

[Jeannaisais]

I may not have much time for this,

my schedule has become quite amiss,

and for this I do insist,

on a dance with Jak O' the Shadows.

 

From the school I must attend,

to the job I hold within,

and my music to help me make my ammends,

as I dance with Jak O' the Shadows.

 

Many think that I am crazy,

but I often consider them lazy,

perhaps one day they will need me,

to save them from Jak O' the Shadows.

[Colmana]

Colmana is like a king to me' date='

I will bow each time I meet thee,

Our eyes meet over mugs of tea,

To dance with Jak O' The Shadows[/quote']

 

aaaww thats so nice :oops:

 

shauna that was so nice of thee

to sing a song so kindly of me

of course, shall we share a cup of tea,

to dance with the Jak O' The Shadows

[Shauna]

Colmana and I share a cup of tea

In the moonlight it is him that I see

Our love that we share under a tree

To dance with Jak O' The Shadows

 

Our wedding ceremony now is done

As we head out the door into the sun

He and I stand now, united as one

To dance with Jak O' The Shadows

[twinflower]

*claps* well done shauna! *hugs*

 

you have gotten the hang of doing JotS!!!

[twinflower]

*claps* well done shauna! *hugs*

 

you have gotten the hang of doing JotS!!!

[Shauna]

*hugs* It did not take me long, Twinnie

[Colmana]

well shauna what more can i say

oh on this so very special day

of in to the sun we shall ride away

to dance with the jak o' the shadows

[Jimmith]

When Jimmith was a raw recruit

He thought that he would stay quite mute

But the archers taught him how to shoot

And to dance with Jak O' The Shadows

 

He never guesses where this would lead

And couldn't guessed that this would seed

That he would love to write and read

And Dance with Jak O' The Shadows

 

That recruit is gone and now he know'

That he feels a mighty friendship grow

For the Banders standing in a row

To dance with Jak O' The Shadows

 

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And the a Land of doubles(see fiddlesticks)/Jots combo (thanks Caddy ;) )

 

You're always the fool but never the king

And if you married you won't get a ring

You can utter a scream but you won't hear a thing

You can't dance witch Jak O' The Shadows

[Morrigan Blackthorn]

I write for th' one I yearn toward

We’re damned forever t' be apart

That’s Mat, black sheep and tart

Who dances with Jak O’ the Shadows

 

With gambling fly, with girls at heart

The luck’s beside him with no doubt

And so the Band with him calls out

Let’s dance with Jak O’ the Shadows!

 

I know this rhymes seem quite unfit

For they come from heart not from wit

So chase me out at night moonlit

To dance with Jak O’ the Shadows

[Auld Manriva]

RAW RECRUIT VERSES

 

A Pirate Looks At Infantry

By Auld Manriva

 

Of Pirates and the Infantry

Sure, both these lives are wild and free.

My Grans' glass eye, it just can't be.

Well, do ya' believe in Jak o' the Shadow.

 

They loves a good brawl, they loves a Brew,

spit in their eye n' you'll lose two.

Been that way since the world was new.

Tis' so, now lets dance w' Jak o' the Shadow.

[shadowhelm]

Recruit Assignment Verses

 

We'll teach the children to fight for the light

And run for their parent's while the moon shines bright

Soon they will see we struggle for what's right

And then dance with Jak o' the Shadows

 

Our training done, a battle to be won

A secret pact betrayed by an archer's son

Bridmorgan cried off and ruined my fun

Now I dance with Jak o' the Shadows

[Taymist]

RAW RECRUIT VERSES

 

If ye've an eye fer the main chance

Or ye've the heart fer a good dance

And ye've the time fer some romance

Come stand wi' Jak O' the Shadows

 

If ye like a bawdy drinking song

Or yer belly's lined wi' brew so strong

And ye've never felt like sleepin' long

Come fight wi' Jak O'the Shadows

[son of battles]

RAW RECRUIT VERSES

 

Guinfantry is a tasty drink

though disturbinly brewed with things that are pink

but if you drink too much, it can be hard to think

when dancing with Jak o' The Shadows

 

I'll bet more than one has joined the Infantry

for one reason quite simply

they couldn't bear not having a Guinfantry

before dancing with Jak o' The Shadows

[F Horn of Valere]

Next time I sit down and do points

Giving to manny, wooly, and Froix,

I will find who to appoint

As Master of Jak o'the Shadows

[Colmana]

class is not all that fun

at least i got my macros to run

for breakfast i ate a bun

to dance with the Jak o'the Shadows

 

i think it is time to have a rest

at least this week there are not tests

i still got homework, its not the best

to dance with the Jak o'the Shadows

[Jeannaisais]

School, oh dreadfully hideous school,

why can't we simply play a game of pool,

as I'm sure it would be quite the useful tool,

in a dance with Jak O' the Shadows.

 

Sometimes you do not learn a thing,

more often than naught its quite a pain,

why not just play in the rain,

while dancing with Jak O' the Shadows.

 

At times I really do love to learn,

but there is so much more I love to earn,

could it be I took an odd turn,

by dancing with Jak O' the Shadows.

 

Two days left I do have,

of near freedom from a dreadful land,

but busy still I always am,

especially when dancing with Jak O' the Shadows.

 

A book I still have to write,

of which I should be quite contrite,

to know how to do it all right,

and then dance with Jak O' the Shadows.

[Colmana]

well today i did not learn to much

i didn't to any work as such

my textbook i did not touch

procrastinating with Jak O' the Shadows.

 

the only thing i did was play

from my work i did stray

if i was to have a test, fail i may

to fail with Jak O' the Shadows.

[Hayl3y]

Oh my the school is a real hell

We're so happy to hear the bell

and really want our books to sell

and dance with Jak 'O the Shadows

 

But for me school did finish

No more homework or i'll perish

Oops, already my face blemish

As i'd rather dance with Jak O'the Shadows

 

No, seriously i'm school missing

Know that school is good for learning

Best place for with your friends hanging

and dancing with Jak O' the Shadows

 

Even is u've to work a bit

The banters are with no limit

When u're out u're sad to have quit

and u dance with Jak 'O the Shadows

[Colmana]

drinking the creaming soda is nice

i think though it could use ice

though that would add to the price

have a drink with the jak o' the shadows

 

homework i still have to tonight

i feel that i am in for a fright

i don't think im going to get it right

frustrated with the jak o' the shadows

[Jimmith]

When looking at the boards i see

Some raw recruits thats beaten me

I am ashamed but i won't flee

I'll dance with Jak o' the shadows

 

Staring at the points i've got

I saw that it was not a lot

So i thought that i would take a shot

And write some Jak o' the shadows

 

I'll sit right here and spend some time

On making sets of lines that rhyme

Some are so bad it counts as crime

But i'll do my Jak o' the shadows

 

The clock tells me it's almost lunch

And i must go and take a munch

When i come back i'll do a bunch

Of perfect Jak o' the shadows

 

A little later that same day, we rejoin our hopefull JoTS maker

 

So lunch is gone and i start again

I needed the food to jumpstart my brain

Though you might find my verses inane

I'll write my Jak o' the shadows

 

It's half a point for each verse, right?

And i need ten to earn the right

To name the bow with wich i fight

When i dance with Jak o' the shadows

 

Twenty JoTS will do the trick

though all at once might make you sick

I'll do a few and make it quick

So you can dance with Jak o' the shadows

 

A question Corki, if you please

Can i make as many as i want of these?

Dropping lines 'till i start to wheeze,

Does it count as Jak o' the shadows?

 

Or does the verses have to hold

Poetry as good as gold

For if does i'll not uphold

This wave of Jak o' the shadows

 

..

 

I'm runnning out of whitty lines

And i'm at work so that confines

I'm going back to my designs

To dance with Jak o' the shadows

[Colmana]

Raw Recruit Verses

 

Chores in the infantry

 

The chores to do while in the infantry

One of these is not drinking Guinfantry

What’s another word that rhymes with infantry?

To dance with the jak o’ the shadows

 

Should I be doing any chore?

In stead of writing verses for ya’all

I don’t know if I can rhyme anymore

Do your chores Jak o’ the shadows

[Poledra]

RAW RECRUIT VERSES

 

I'm working at Kristine's Kafe,

Only been there maybe a day.

It's fun there, but it's not all play

Serving Guinfantries to the Jak o' the Shadows.

 

I haven't been to Hell's Forge Fire -

E'en with muscles those men should tire!

I'm glad I barkeep and don't feed Fire

For it's hot working with Jak o the Shadows!

[Aiotanga]

RAW RECRUIT VERSES

 

 

We'll shine our steelcaps so that they shine,

Then stand at attention for our captain so fine,

With Thelma and Louise we'll charge down the line,

To dance with Jac o' the Shadows.

 

With Kris as our captain we'll never get bored,

She'll be up the front facing the trolloc horde,

Then back to the Kafe for a brew on the board,

After dancing with Jac o' the shadows.