BlueCon 2012: Owl Post

[Red2111]

 

 

This game is inspired by the Harry Potter series. In the book, characters could send messages to eachother via the Owl Post; in this game, the basis is the same. Each post acts as a letter, and you may send a letter to/from any character and/or author in the realm of the Fantasy world. Only rules are,

 

- no double posts please

- any owl post sent must be addressed to the sender of the previous owl post

- keep the letters PG-13.

 

 

Ex:

 

Post #1 -

 

Dobby,

 

you suck, i totally pwned you at the MTV awards a few years back.

 

So Not Yours,

 

Smeagle & Ghollum

 

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Post #2 -

 

Dear Mr. Multiple-Personality-Disorder,

 

Dobby would liek to say that Dobby doens't agree with your letter, and Dobby will be visiting the shire soon to show Ghollum & Smeagle exactly how much he sucks in comparision to Dobby.

 

- Dobby (the free house elf)

 

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Post #3 -

 

Dear Dobby (CC: Ghollum),

 

Suck, You Both Do.

 

Yoda

 

PS: kick your ass, the force will

 

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got it? Alright!! i'll start us off and you guys have a blast

 

 

Dear Luke Skywalker,

 

So let me get this striaght, mate. You kissed your sister and your dad wants to kill you cause some naracistic git chopped off his hand and your mentor is a house elf ... erm actually what the hell is your mentor exactly? 'Yoda' isn't a creature lsited in "Fantastical Beasts and Where to Find Them" and Hagrid doesn't have one ...

 

Very Confused,

 

Harry Potter

[Ithillian Turambar]

Dear Harry,

 

At least I have a family

 

Yours

 

Luke

[Turin Turambar]

Luke,

 

Don't be so hard on poor little Harry. It isn't his fault that his most trusted advisor raised him as a lamb for slaughter from a young age.

 

Regards,

Professor Snape

[blank]

Dear Professor Snape

 

Wash your hair you slimeball

 

Regards 

Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot and Prongs

[Starrik]

Dear Moony, Padfoot, Prongs and Wormtail,

Raargh! Woooorth! Harrual! Garrk!

Sincerely,

Chewbacca

[Daruya]

Dear Chewbacca,

 

Laugh it up, fuzzball.  

 

Sincerely, 

Han

[WolfbrotherKronos]

Dear Han,

 

I'm glad we are exactly the same size...can I borrow your awesome vest?

 

Lando

[Daruya]

Dear Lando,

 

Some things I just don't share: my woman, my ship, my blaster, my toothbrush, and my vest.  

 

Sincerely, 

Han

[WolfbrotherKronos]

Han,

 

Greed, to the dark side it leads.

 

Sincerly,

 

Yoda

[Wayward_fool]

Dear Yoda,

 

Hulk Beat puny elf thing. You. ROARRRRR!!

 

Fellow green beast,

The Hulk

[Red2111]

Dear Hulk,

 

i am NOT a puny god!!

 

- Loki

 

PS:  please dont hurt me .. again

[Wayward_fool]

Dear Loki,

 

Man up and be a TRUE villain.

 

Yours,

Bane

[Leala]

Dear Bane,

 

A true villain does not hide his horribly disfigured face.

 

Yours,

 

Lord Voldemort

[Wayward_fool]

Dear Voldy,

 

Guess what I have that you don't? A NOSE.

 

Yours woodenly,

Pinnochio

[Starrik]

Dear Pinnochio,

I have a little gift for you. Fire.

Burning hot,

The Human Torch.

[RandA lThor]

Dear Pinnochio,

 

At least I'm a real boy.

 

Sincerely,

Rand Al'Thor 

[Nyanna al'Meara]

Dear simultaneously speaking people above me

 

This is what you call ninja'ing? HAH!

 

Cowabunga,

Donatello

[Wayward_fool]

Dear Donatello,

 

You remind me of someone.

 

Yours Swimmingly,

Nemo

[Nyanna al'Meara]

Dear Nemo

 

can I please borrow the Nautilus? Just for, like, a century. I gotta date and she likes flash cars. Pretty please?

 

Yours godly,

 

Poseidon

[beanie]

Dear Sea Dude,

 

Did anyone ever tell you taking one point off a giant fork does not make it a cool weapon? Now sporks on the other hand, those are very cool.

 

Yours evily,

Scaryman

[michellem]

Edit: Nevermind, I misunderstood the rules :P And I have no idea who scaryman is.

[beanie]

Scaryman (Veggie Tales) - Sauroman

[Ithillian Turambar]

Dear Saruman,

 

On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being ok and 10 being the worst thing ever, how do you rate your decision to chop down the trees around Isenguard?

 

:karma:

 

It's good to be the King,

 

Aragorn

[Red2111]

Aragorn,

 

Oh I Just Can't Wait To Be King!!

 

- Simba

[Daruya]

Dear Simba,

 

I'm already King. King of New York, anyway. I hope you're not planning to move into my turf.

 

-Alex