BlueCon 2012: Owl Post

[Red2111]

Dear Anikin,

 

Why do you just try to kill your offspring. everyon knows the best way to deal with them is to eat them!

 

- Cronus

 

PS: wtf is up with all this Padame, Padame, oh i long for you my Padame. in my days, men acted like men, not liek Bella from Twilight.

[WolfbrotherKronos]

Dear Cronus (or should I call you grandpa),

 

We need to get together to discuss how crazy father (you're son Zeus). Is becoming...are you still hungry?

 

Kratos

[Red2111]

Kratos,

 

last time i ate him, he gave me a horrible case of indegestion that lasted for near a millenia. make sure to bring an ample supply of Prilosec OTC and we'll talk.

 

Cronos

[Daruya]

Dear Cronos,

 

You think you're so tough? I am the most powerful Jedi that ever lived! I am more powerful than everyone.

 

I will rule my new empire and you will all bow before me! And I will save Padme!

 

Anakin Skywalker

[Nyanna al'Meara]

Dear Ani,

 

hurry up then, I'm waiting? Seriously, and YOU complain how long it takes me when we want to go out

 

Love,

Padme

[Red2111]

Padme,

 

waiting on a man to save you. be a woman and save yourself, girl! soft wetlander, i'm surprised you dont still play with dolls and have your hair in braids.

 

- Avendha

[Daruya]

Ninja'd!

 

Dear Aviendha,

 

I can't believe you let that man muddle your wits! Rand al'Thor is the most stubborn woolheaded . . . Did you see how he treats Aes Sedai? It's . . . it's revolting!

 

Egwene

[Leala Sedai]

Dear Egwene,

 

Aes Sedai deserve respect, but not as much as they think they do.

 

Every Aes Sedai except for you and my first-sister.

 

~Avienda

[Red2111]

Avi,

 

How YOU Doin. *wiggles eye brows suggestively*

 

- Mat

[Leala Sedai]

Dear Mat,

 

I think you've gone suicidal.  You should talk to Nynaeve about that.

 

~Aviendha

[Red2111]

Avi,

 

Dont send him to me, he's beyond my help. i happen to knwo on good authority that he ate paint chips as a kid.

 

- Nyn

[Daruya]

Dear Nyn,

 

You owe me, woman.  You dropped me off in the back of beyond when you knew very well I was expecting you to put me at Tarwin's Gap.  And stop with the recruiting already!

 

Your husband,

Lan

[michellem]

Dear Lan,

 

I denied being king before it was cool. You hipster you.

 

Sincerely,

 

Aragorn.

[Red2111]

Aaragon,

 

Now that was funny. i dont care who you are.

 

- Mater

[Starrik]

Dear Mater,

Heees been helping the filthy hobbitses who has the precious! Kill him!

Your truly,

Slinker and Stinker

[WolfbrotherKronos]

Slinker and stinker,

 

What do you do with potatoes...boil em mash em stick em in a stew...even you couldn't say no to that.

 

Sam

[Daruya]

Dear Sam,

 

My dear, dear Sam.  I'm glad to be with you, Samwise Gamgee…here at the end of all things.

 

Sincerely, 

Frodo

[WolfbrotherKronos]

Frodo,

 

Shire....baggins...

 

Nazgul

[Turin Turambar]

Witch King,

 

Monologues do in the villain everytime. Thanks for the chance to stab you in the knee.

 

Meriadoc Brandybuck

[WolfbrotherKronos]

Merry,

 

Thank you for the knee stab...what did that do to your hand again...don't you know that no man can kill me...even a little short one.

 

Witch King

[Starrik]

Witch King

Your mace.....*breathe* is nothing compared to the power of the FORCE!

*breathe*

-Vader

[WolfbrotherKronos]

Don't try to frighten us with your sorcerers ways lord vader

 

Admiral motti

[Starrik]

Admiral Motti,

I find your lack of faith disturbing.

*force choke*

Love,

Vader

[Nyanna al'Meara]

Dear Vader

 

MY hat!

*snatches*

 

Yours huffily,

 

Sauron

[Starrik]

Sauron,

I was the real bad guy. You are just my puffed up lieutenant.

Yours from beyond,

Morgoroth