The Amyrlin Study

[Amyrlin of Fools]

Dear, dear Daughters and Gaidin,

 

Do not hesitate to come in and to ask ur Amyrlin for advice and help

 

*grins*

 

so, has anyone need of some counsels, advising or answers ?

 

*throws confettis*

 

 

[Brandie]

I am in need of advice, Mother. My warder is not as obedient as I would like him to be, how would you suggest I handle him?

[Elgee]

Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! My Slapper is neglecting me - what advice would you give?

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

Ch'amyrlin if you please, how might I make the long hours at the end of the day pass more quickly?

[Amyrlin of Fools]

  On 4/2/2014 at 6:41 PM, Brandie said:

I am in need of advice, Mother. My warder is not as obedient as I would like him to be, how would you suggest I handle him?

A warder that eats too much is usually not obedient. So my advice would be to lock him in a basement with not to much food, at least for 3 days then dip him in sugar syrup and stick pink feathers on him. After this, he will surely feel really happy and in need to please u. If this doesn't work, of course,  u can spank him a lot... works well too

[dawnflower8]

Amyrlin, what do you think the best way to kill a banana is?

[Amyrlin of Fools]

  On 4/2/2014 at 6:46 PM, Elgee said:

Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! My Slapper is neglecting me - what advice would you give?

you need to leash your Slapper and have a nice little walk with him in the streets of Tar Valon it will work perfectly

[WolfbrotherKronos]

  On 4/2/2014 at 6:41 PM, Brandie said:

I am in need of advice, Mother. My warder is not as obedient as I would like him to be, how would you suggest I handle him?

[Amyrlin of Fools]

  On 4/2/2014 at 6:53 PM, cindy said:

Ch'amyrlin if you please, how might I make the long hours at the end of the day pass more quickly?

well Cindy, dear, it is soo easy ... just prank some novices and accepted. You will see the day will end before u know it.

[Amyrlin of Fools]

@ Dawn, u need to balefire it of course

[Amyrlin of Fools]

  On 4/2/2014 at 7:04 PM, WolfbrotherKronos said:

 

  On 4/2/2014 at 6:41 PM, Brandie said:

I am in need of advice, Mother. My warder is not as obedient as I would like him to be, how would you suggest I handle him?

 

well, u know what u need to do know

 

*throws confettis at Kronos*

 

I'd suggest now that u'd use a whoopee  cushion on ur bondee

 

*giggles*

[Ryrin]

I am in need of advice, Mother.  My life is hard and full of woe.  What would you suggest to brighten up my day?

[Davrick]

Mother I am in need of healing.  I have a nasty cold that wont go away.  Please help.

[Amyrlin of Fools]

@ Ryrin : First, dress in a bright yellow dress, run in the grass with bare feet then go home and drink some mustard, lemon and wasabi smoothie till u feel better.

Repeat this each day for a whole week ... i have tested this on the Keeper and she loved me for it.

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

My office smells funny. How do I get my coworkers to stop breathing away all the good air?

[Amyrlin of Fools]

  On 4/2/2014 at 7:55 PM, Davrick said:

Mother I am in need of healing.  I have a nasty cold that wont go away.  Please help.

Ask your Bondee to hang u by the feet for 3 hours just above a fire. You won't feel ur cold after i'm sure *grins*

[Amyrlin of Fools]

  On 4/2/2014 at 7:58 PM, cindy said:

My office smells funny. How do I get my coworkers to stop breathing away all the good air?

That would be my favourite *giggles*

Well tell them that they won the lottery, they'll quit soon enough ... just make it as real as possible *nods*

[Daruya]

Mother, my kitten keeps clawing me and shredding my best stockings.  How do I train her not to do that?

 

*slaps Elgee twice, then teases her with a kitteh toy loaded with catnip*

[Amyrlin of Fools]

  On 4/2/2014 at 8:03 PM, Daruya said:

Mother, my kitten keeps clawing me and shredding my best stockings.  How do I train her not to do that?

 

*slaps Elgee twice, then teases her with a kitteh toy loaded with catnip*

threaten it to replace it by a dog .... now a dog may want to eat ur shoes, but the kitteh doesn't need to know that, does it ?

[dawnflower8]

  On 4/2/2014 at 7:07 PM, Amyrlin of Fools said:

@ Dawn, u need to balefire it of course

Yay!

[michellem]

Mother, I have this terrible grass stain on the back of my novice dress, after I... Uhm... Well... I fell down. Yes. Fell down. All by myself. *cough* How do I get my dress white again?

[Brandie]

  On 4/2/2014 at 7:01 PM, Amyrlin of Fools said:

 

  On 4/2/2014 at 6:41 PM, Brandie said:

I am in need of advice, Mother. My warder is not as obedient as I would like him to be, how would you suggest I handle him?

A warder that eats too much is usually not obedient. So my advice would be to lock him in a basement with not to much food, at least for 3 days then dip him in sugar syrup and stick pink feathers on him. After this, he will surely feel really happy and in need to please u. If this doesn't work, of course,  u can spank him a lot... works well too

 

Excellent, I will get him started today!

 

  On 4/2/2014 at 7:04 PM, WolfbrotherKronos said:

 

  On 4/2/2014 at 6:41 PM, Brandie said:

I am in need of advice, Mother. My warder is not as obedient as I would like him to be, how would you suggest I handle him?

 

Don't worry, Kronie dear *smuggles* This is in regards to the "other" one... You're awesome *smuggles moar*

 

 

  On 4/2/2014 at 9:41 PM, Misheru said:

Mother, I have this terrible grass stain on the back of my novice dress, after I... Uhm... Well... I fell down. Yes. Fell down. All by myself. *cough* How do I get my dress white again?

Sure ya did... *gigglesnorts*

[Keeper of Fools]

Mother, what color is my stole?

 

Where is my stole...I think someone stole my stole.

[michellem]

*whistles innocently*

[Amyrlin of Fools]

  On 4/2/2014 at 9:41 PM, Misheru said:

Mother, I have this terrible grass stain on the back of my novice dress, after I... Uhm... Well... I fell down. Yes. Fell down. All by myself. *cough* How do I get my dress white again?

But, Daughter, Green is such a great color ! Why would u want to have ur dress so white and clean again ? I suggest, u go back to the grass and get more of such stains. I won't have novices make any laundry today...

 

 

  On 4/3/2014 at 1:47 AM, Keeper of Fools said:

Mother, what color is my stole?

 

Where is my stole...I think someone stole my stole.

I have decided that your stole will purple from now on !

And if u find the thief, please bring him to me. We need to punish that person well