Dors, Tsuki and other superheroes.

[Turin Turambar]

Your attempt at deflection is noted.

 

Ithi has impeccable Shadow credentials.

[Ithillian Turambar]

Thank you lovely

 

And that WAS a blatant attempt at deflection! I bet his eyes got all shifty too.

 

He knows we are on to him.

 

CONVENE THE SHADOW COURT!

 

 

We are going to need a prosecutor, witnesses, three judges and I suppose some kind of defence lawyer.

 

And we can all wear funny wigs

[Toph Beifong]

Allow me to be his defense attorney  

[Turin Turambar]

I want the dreadlocks wig.

[lolguy26]

prosecutor

 

always wanted to be one

[Tsukibana]

bloody hell... Turin in dreadlocks... nice.

[Tsukibana]

wait, the prosecutor is gonna be the guy that can pull a LuLzCat out of thin air??

LuLzCatz are about as UN-shadowy as you get.

[Ithillian Turambar]

You'd best go round up your witnesses and evidence then.

 

Sentencing is apparently due to be carried out in May, so we need to get a wriggle on.

 

*opens gateways under everyone and drops them into their appropriate places in the Shadow Court*

 

Silence in Court!!

 

*bangs little hammer thing*

 

We are convened here to try Tsuki for the crime of being a secret Lightie.

 

*looks around at turin in his dreadlock wig*

 

Erm - we need another Judge. Where is Eddie when you need him? Or TMD?

[Tsukibana]

http://www.dragonmount.com/forums/topic/49669-picture-thread/page-12

 

launching shadow attacks in pinned threads... clearly evil *mwahahaha-cough, wheeze*

[Turin Turambar]

We just stick a monkey clone there until he gets here.

[Tsukibana]

hey, my sentencing has to due with calling Turin a Seaman!!(hah, get it? badum bum)

[lolguy26]

i shoot lulzbullets not catz duh!!

[Ithillian Turambar]

Deflecting attention onto the Prosecuter now

 

Interesting.

 

You should probably speak to your Defence Lawyer and see if she thinks it is a good idea for you to continue speaking in your own defence

[ed2funy]

*sends and Ed Clone to collect the evidence presented*

 

Evidence will not be used until the Court is in full session. 

 

*takes a seat to Turin's right*

 

As a long-standing member of the Shadow, 3x Staff, destroyer of the Tavern, and all around nuisance, I hereby proclaim my right to judge this member. My clones will serve as Bailiff, Security, and Stenographer. 

 

*watches as Ed Clones take their proper places, one at the small desk with the stenographer, one standing opposite the first by the judges table, and two at the door wearing shiny new badges*

[Tsukibana]

I move that the prosecutor be disbarred due to dereliction of duty, failing to complete the training of a new Shadow member, and for then

attempting to prosecute that same member whose training he failed to complete!! *sticks out tongue*

[lolguy26]

oh boo hoo stop complaining, i had exams and then i forgot >.>
 

(ever heard of pms)

[Ithillian Turambar]

Hello Eddie. Glad you could join us.

 

COURT IS IN SESSION

 

Prosecuter - you may begin

[Tsukibana]

Exams... what grade?? that determines the viability of your defense

[Turin Turambar]

An unrelated matter. It will make carrying out the sentence more enjoyable however.

 

[Tsukibana]

Bwahaha... Navy boy, this ain't no admiralty court. step down.

[lolguy26]

11th 

 

now stop changing the topic, 

 

Tsuki, you have been charged of being an undercover lightie, what do you have to say in your defense ?

[Turin Turambar]

Only a Lightie would speak to M'Hael in such a manner.

 

Bring in the jury of 13...

[Tsukibana]

oh, wait, let me pull out my briefcase..

 

 

and open it...

 

*the appearance of Tsukibana wavers, and Mirror of Mists gives way, showing the outline of a severely Compulsed trolloc as it pushes the button*

 

 

 

court adjuorned. High ranking shadows killed, Tina's reign is secured, my defense attorney escaped.

[Ithillian Turambar]

It appears the stress of the Trial and being found out has made the Defendant delusional.

 

Continue Shadow Prosecutor.

 

We wants to see the evidence :)

[lolguy26]

*looks at the poor thing*

 

so dors as his defence attorney do you have anything to say?