Aiel Heart's Commanded Humor Newsletter! Volume 1

[Mashiara Sedai]

Welcome to the first edition of Aiel Heart's Commanded Humor Newsletter!

 

Urgent Announcement!  The final Wheel of Time book is not a Memory of Light.  Except one more book, due out in 2014!

 

 

 

New WoT Action Figures.  Now on sale!

 

 

 

 

The polls are in!  Women's clothing makes up a majority of WoT!

 

 

In other news, Aiel Heart declared herself Empress--may she live forever--and took her place on the Crystal Throne.

 

 

That's all for this edition.  Check out Aiel Heart's Commanded Humor Newsletter, Volume 2, coming soon!

 

[Starrik]

If she's empress now- may she live forever- then AH is for all intents and purposes dead, and Heartuona reigns supreme!

[lolguy26]

the books cover has book 13 written on it

 

may the empress live forever and blah blah

 

the rest is just awesome :madgrin:

[_CLOUD]

Lol I like the idea of the newsletter. I'm patiently waiting for the next one already  

 

Also, if Heart became the Empress -may she live forever- can I become a Bloodknife? 

[TylerRVG]

Does anyone know where to find the original artwork used in "The Crowned Shadow of Winter's Heart is Crossing the Road With a Sword and he's pissed"s cover?

[Aiel Heart]

Heart be pleased by this shiny booty ;)

 

Lol I like the idea of the newsletter. I'm patiently waiting for the next one already

 

Also, if Heart became the Empress -may she live forever- can I become a Bloodknife? 

Nay >.>

[Mashiara Sedai]

Does anyone know where to find the original artwork used in "The Crowned Shadow of Winter's Heart is Crossing the Road With a Sword and he's pissed"s cover?

 

I found it here.

[TylerRVG]

No, I mean the actual painting used in the cover. S'alright if you don't know, I was just wondering.

[Mashiara Sedai]

Oh, I have no idea.  I just got the pic already made.  Sorry!

[Dwynwen]

Great idea, AH and good job, Mashi!  I can't wait to see the next installment.

[Shauna]

I'm also pleased with your shiny booty as well, Heart

[TylerRVG]

(I'd be pleased with any kind of booty, no matter how shiny, if you ask me.)

 

*Remains silent*

[Aiel Heart]

Heart'll have you kiss the gunner's daughter too >.>

[Masema]

That was pretty funny Mashi, can't wait for the next one.

[Leala]

*twirls in*

 

*sings poignant song about waiting for a guy who constantly stands me up...I mean when my prince will come*

 

*places crown of flowers on the Crowned Shadow's head*

 

*jumps through a gateway before he can do anything about it*

[Brandie]

*gigglesnorts*

 

Oh this is going in my save folder!

[Elgee]

*Snorts with laughter*

[Shauna]

*Also snorts with laughter*

[Wren of the Brown]

(I'd be pleased with any kind of booty, no matter how shiny, if you ask me.)

 

*Remains silent*

Annny kind of booty? Or do you want to take a moment to reconsider the sweeping terms of your request?

[Panchi]

dm is back, thank do

[Shauna]

I'm glad that dm is back

[The_Fnorrll_Reborn]

dm is back, thank do

m

 

Thank dark one? :shocked: Black Ajah!!!

[Senexx]

Enjoyable 2.5/5

 

Why only 2.5 becaus I'm darn hard to please.

[Rhea]

If she's empress now- may she live forever- then AH is for all intents and purposes dead, and Heartuona reigns supreme!

 

 

All hail... Heartuona! This I like!

 

 

*gigglesnort*

[Wren of the Brown]

Henceforth, I shall pronounce Heartuona as "Hard Tuna."