Wheel of Time according to Non-WoT fans.

[Nynaeve]

*Puts Allspice in an aquarium and hands it to Cindy for play time*

 

 

 

Nyn

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

just claws this time.... feeling a bit old fashioned...

[ThorkinBarrimore]

Did we just get called "bad guys"?

 

I've been called worse before but, no, you guys are the best!

 

She spelling it right. My mom just couldn't read cursive handwriting. :P

[Moon Sedai]

Seriously, in Return of the King when the forces of Sauron was defeated, Mr M shed a tear. He thought maybe this time, the good guys would win and wipe out those creepy hobbitses.

 

He say's sauron's eye looks sad.

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

don't they all

[ThorkinBarrimore]

All he wanted was a little stability and his freakin' ring! I mean, come ON!

[Moon Sedai]

I know I'd get ticked if someone stole my ring, and stormed into my home, killed my dogs, and destroyed all my hard work.

 

[ThorkinBarrimore]

Filthy hobbitses and their weak revisionist history!

[Starrik]

Actually, that's a really good point. Someone stole his ring so he got really pissed off and sent some guys to get it back. He didn't actually invade, he just sent armies to ask Gondor for his ring back and they fired arrows at them. Have they never heard the saying "Don't shoot the messenger!"?

[Smiley73]

feminazi's? love it

[EmperorAllspice]

(tending to an obscene amount of catscratches) Well EXCUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSE me, Shayol Ghul :P

 

Last time I side with you people.

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

people?

 

that's speciesist.

[EmperorAllspice]

(Wraps cindy up in flows of air) No mas! No mas!!

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

balefires the spice boy

[EmperorAllspice]

(deflects Balefire with Callandor. An angry Rand snatches it off me and storms off.) Nuts. (retreats)

[The Bard Babe]

 

Meanwhile, Nynnnnnve falls in love with Moirine's warder, some sort of magical slave-man.

 

And Rand gets three &*^%$es. And they don't mind. One even carries his spawn. And Rand finds out he was adopted, and was really some sort of savage spear-fighting Irishman. And one friend marries a total pain in the butt while the other is in to S&M.

 

 

LOLOL best bit!!!!!!!!!!! magical slave-man. XD

 

And S&M He he he...

[Moon Sedai]

My explaination of Mat to Mr M:

"well, he's a gambler, and a general, but he kinda gets involved with a lot of powerful women who treat him like crap. One is a queen who ties pink ribbons around him and humilites him, despite his protests."

"And he never thinks rape?"

"No."

"Sounds like a maschicist."

[Starrik]

My explaination of Mat to Mr M:

"well, he's a gambler, and a general, but he kinda gets involved with a lot of powerful women who treat him like crap. One is a queen who ties pink ribbons around him and humilites him, despite his protests."

"And he never thinks rape?"

"No."

"Sounds like a maschicist."

That seems scarily accurate.

[lolguy26]

My explaination of Mat to Mr M:

"well, he's a gambler, and a general, but he kinda gets involved with a lot of powerful women who treat him like crap. One is a queen who ties pink ribbons around him and humilites him, despite his protests."

"And he never thinks rape?"

"No."

"Sounds like a maschicist."

 

LoooL thats Hilarious , i never thought of it that way

[The Bard Babe]

XD XD XD

 

Hmm, very true...

[Nyanna al'Meara]

WAHAHAHAA!!!!

 

Although that's BLASPHEMEEEE!!!! But :laugh: nonetheless! XD

[Blackhoof]

lol, magical slave-man! classic! :D

[michellem]

Cant. Breathe. Laughing. Too. Hard!

[Ironeyes]

So, this is inspired by the New Trollc Thread.

 

My husband, other than being a general evil man (The dude pulls for Sauron and Emperor Palpatine every time) is pretty ardent about not reading the Wheel of Time.

 

So, this is his version of the tale:

 

 

 

There's this dude named Rand. he and a bunch of guys from his home town go off with an Aes Sedai named Moiraine, a gleeman, and a girl named Nynnnve.

They travel all over the world and discover he is the Dragon Reborn.

Meanwhile, the good guys,the followers of the Evil ones, are systematically slaughtered.

Meanwhile, Nynnnnnve falls in love with Moirine's warder, some sort of magical slave-man.

 

And Rand gets three &*^%$es. And they don't mind. One even carries his spawn. And Rand finds out he was adopted, and was really some sort of savage spear-fighting Irishman. And one friend marries a total pain in the butt while the other is in to S&M.

Oh, and at some point, Rand starts talking to himself, goes insane, loses his hand like Luke and is going to die. But will probably survive because he's such a Mary Jane.

 

Did I leave anything out, Moonie? Oh, yea..

There is all kind of colored ajahs- and the Red are feminazis and the Green are slutty.

 

 

Highly accurate description of Reds, I must say.

[Naeann]

LOVE IT!!!