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Wheel of Time according to Non-WoT fans.


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  On 9/7/2012 at 6:37 PM, LilyElizabeth said:

Did we just get called "bad guys"?

 

I've been called worse before but, no, you guys are the best!

 

She spelling it right. My mom just couldn't read cursive handwriting. :P

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Seriously, in Return of the King when the forces of Sauron was defeated, Mr M shed a tear. He thought maybe this time, the good guys would win and wipe out those creepy hobbitses.

 

He say's sauron's eye looks sad.

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I know I'd get ticked if someone stole my ring, and stormed into my home, killed my dogs, and destroyed all my hard work.

 

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Actually, that's a really good point. Someone stole his ring so he got really pissed off and sent some guys to get it back. He didn't actually invade, he just sent armies to ask Gondor for his ring back and they fired arrows at them. Have they never heard the saying "Don't shoot the messenger!"?

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  On 9/5/2012 at 1:29 PM, Ahmoondah Sedai said:

 

Meanwhile, Nynnnnnve falls in love with Moirine's warder, some sort of magical slave-man.

 

And Rand gets three &*^%$es. And they don't mind. One even carries his spawn. And Rand finds out he was adopted, and was really some sort of savage spear-fighting Irishman. And one friend marries a total pain in the butt while the other is in to S&M.

 

 

LOLOL best bit!!!!!!!!!!! magical slave-man. XD

 

And S&M He he he...

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My explaination of Mat to Mr M:

"well, he's a gambler, and a general, but he kinda gets involved with a lot of powerful women who treat him like crap. One is a queen who ties pink ribbons around him and humilites him, despite his protests."

"And he never thinks rape?"

"No."

"Sounds like a maschicist."

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  On 9/11/2012 at 2:02 PM, Ahmoondah Sedai said:

My explaination of Mat to Mr M:

"well, he's a gambler, and a general, but he kinda gets involved with a lot of powerful women who treat him like crap. One is a queen who ties pink ribbons around him and humilites him, despite his protests."

"And he never thinks rape?"

"No."

"Sounds like a maschicist."

That seems scarily accurate.

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  On 9/11/2012 at 2:02 PM, Ahmoondah Sedai said:

My explaination of Mat to Mr M:

"well, he's a gambler, and a general, but he kinda gets involved with a lot of powerful women who treat him like crap. One is a queen who ties pink ribbons around him and humilites him, despite his protests."

"And he never thinks rape?"

"No."

"Sounds like a maschicist."

 

LoooL thats Hilarious :wink: , i never thought of it that way :huh:

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  On 9/5/2012 at 1:29 PM, Ahmoondah Sedai said:

So, this is inspired by the New Trollc Thread.

 

My husband, other than being a general evil man (The dude pulls for Sauron and Emperor Palpatine every time) is pretty ardent about not reading the Wheel of Time.

 

So, this is his version of the tale:

 

 

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Highly accurate description of Reds, I must say.

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