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Niniel

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Put those shears away before you hurt someone.

 

*snerk* :wub: Wombat...

 

EP is running with scissors again. I think he needs an adult.

 

 

do you want to be my adult? :P

 

haha, you guys are hilarious

 

Who are these weird people and why are they having a picnic and tea party where Verbal and Ed put their dirty clothes?

 

I KNEW IT!

 

*waits for cosmicpanda to react*

 

Oh dear. The last time one of you young 'uns tried to pick a fight with me, he became my disciple. Right, Arez?

 

However, I suspect this won't work with you. So be it.

 

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Prepare to be defeated panda, (I look nothing like the picture by the way)

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Things were going nicely spammy for the BT ‘picnic’ at Shayol Ghul, nice and spammy and comfy and quiet.

 

Rather too quiet…

 

 

 

 

Creak.

 

A little trollicorn savagely gnawing the head off playing with a unicorn carved from an Aielbone in the Ghulie courtyard lifted its head and sniffed the air quizzically.

 

Creeeeek.

 

>.>

 

<.<

 

And, more insistently;

 

CREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKK

 

The trollicorn swallowed the toy unicorn head and stood up baring its ickle fangses. This noise was grating on her nerves, she suddenly felt the evil urge to slaughter something with the horn on her forehead. :myrddraal:

 

She scrambled up a pile of MOAR bones of dubious origins (well, not so dubious really, they were right beside a cookpot, and a Tairen flag in amongst them). Up on the tippytop of the midden, she could peer over the wall and what she saw made her wicked ruby-red eyes widen in astonishment…

 

Creeeeek.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

RUMBLEBOOOOOOMKAPOWGRRRRRRSQUEAKRUMBLECREEEEEKCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!

 

 

A huge construction burst out from behind a cliff and began trundling towards the Shayol Ghul fort making a horrific cacophony that spoke of rusty hinges and the inappropriate attempt to use nana mushmash as grease. But as dreadful as the noise was, the Trollicornya could only stare at the THING.

 

It bumped a rock and hurtled 180 degrees, which was a good thing because it was advancing sideways anyway, before doing a few bunny hops and jolting to an abrupt stop 1.422534576 millimetres in front of the walls – and a rather paralysed shocked Trollicorn.

Nya the Shadowspawn yanked her horn out of the timber in front of her, turned heel (unicornhoof, actually), and fled down the SG Main Str. SCREAMING™ shrilly in the manner of a fire alarm. Just much, much louder.

 

The SGers began gathering. What they would see in front of their gates was a generous, loving gift. Jolly nice of those Blacktowerites, they had even added a large, frilly, sable ribbon.

 

To the enormous, gigantic, haphazardly carpentered, brownie-resined……

 

 

 

 

 

Wooden Llama.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Muahahaha. Nya ad portas. :baalzamon:

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