Come roast Ed!!!!

[Naeann]

Anyone and everyone has an opportunity to roast Ed in this thread. As always, keep it within the code of conduct on Dragonmount. Other than that... have fun!!

[Kathleen]

*Runs in with a long pointy stick and jabs it through his soft squishy bits (not those bits you guys get your heads out of the gutter, from that distance I'd need a much bigger target anyway). Spins around the room with Eddie speared through on the end of the stick looking for the fire. Slowly turns around to look at Nae*

 

...............oooh....Not that kind of roast...I see... *reluctantly lowers Eddies back into his seat*

[Nynaeve]

Well, there are three things I know about ed2funy

 

1. He can't spell

2. He's definitely not too funny (or funny at all).

3. He does SMELL funny.

 

 

 

 

Nyn

[Christine]

I roasted ed before it was cool.

 

 

*puts on her hipster glasses*

[Sakaea]

*comes running in with a long marshmallow fork, then sees that it's been done already by Kat* Oh. Fine. Steal my idea then. *gets out some marshmallows instead*

 

He looks funny, too, Nyn, you forgot that part.

[Barmacral]

He is too much like me back when I was young and dumb. /roast

[Nynaeve]

So we're talking yesterday.... or?

 

oh right, this is an 'ed roast' thread. My bad

 

 

 

 

Nyn

[Gabriel Kross]

I always picture Mr. Ed the talking horse when you mention ed lol

[Naeann]

When he first started out he was an annoying little spammer who everyone dreaded. Now hes the dreaded dreadlord leader that everyone dreads. Dreadfully dreadful.

[Amadine]

Why is it always so much fun to always pick on Ed?

 

He just takes it and plays along but its really not fair. He is a wonderful, generous guy - the most amazing brother a girl could have, one of the nicest people on DM and instead of getting to know him better you just shit stir him all the time.

 

He would hate that I am saying anything - we have an agreement that I let this stuff slide but I think its about time you all back up off Ed and find a new chew toy.

[Christine]

You respond to this, but not my thread about his ugly dresses?

 

Bad form.

[Amadine]

Bad form? I havent even seen that thread yet Christine.

 

I just get sick of seeing the put downs and jokes at Ed's expense when he would help out anyone who needed it.

[Gabriel Kross]

Why is it always so much fun to always pick on Ed?

 

He just takes it and plays along but its really not fair. He is a wonderful, generous guy - the most amazing brother a girl could have, one of the nicest people on DM and instead of getting to know him better you just shit stir him all the time.

 

He would hate that I am saying anything - we have an agreement that I let this stuff slide but I think its about time you all back up off Ed and find a new chew toy.

 

 

I only give him a hard time bcus he's my mentor in the WT! lol

[Nynaeve]

But I did take the time to get to know ed. That's THE PROBLEM! >.<

 

 

xD

 

 

 

 

Nyn

[Talmanes]

And has anyone ever noticed he looks about like Penguin from the Batman movies?

[Niniel]

Who is this Ed that you are talking about? Has he been here lately?

[Moon Sedai]

*arrives with a bag of marshmallows*

 

Yay! A Roast!

 

What? We're roasting Ed?

dangit. that monkey smell will ruin my good smores.

[Moon Sedai]

*arrives with a bag of marshmallows*

 

Yay! A Roast!

 

What? We're roasting Ed?

dangit. that monkey smell will ruin my good smores.

[Nynaeve]

Twice, apparently.

 

 

 

 

Nyn

[Moon Sedai]

my darn internets was actin up.

 

*throws smores at ed*

[ed2funy]

I roasted ed before it was cool.

 

 

*puts on her hipster glasses*

20 points for this.

Remind me to post em later. It's nap time.

 

When he first started out he was an annoying little spammer who everyone dreaded. Now hes the dreaded dreadlord leader that everyone dreads. Dreadfully dreadful.

>.>

Heh. I see what you did there.

 

 

But I did take the time to get to know ed. That's THE PROBLEM! >.<

 

 

xD

Yes. Twas a waste of my time, too.

 

 

And has anyone ever noticed he looks about like Penguin from the Batman movies?

o_O

....

*puts cyanide in Talmanes' tea*

Also, Mr. I was a member 30 times in one month, hi. :P

 

 

 

 

 

 

WAIT...does this mean I'll grow up to be Barm one day?