[Advanced] Lily's Mythical Beings Mafia

[Lanthirrhos]

Well, now that I've lumped a whole slew of gems into this thread, it's time for bed. But I'll be back, because;

 

 

I seem to be in a musical rut today.

[Blackhoof]

checking in.

 

clown i am neutral about, they are a bit creepy at times but they are fine in my books.

[John E. Kelley]

Until they mutate into giant spiders at the end of the book, yeah they're ok by me.

[keyholder21]

My gosh! So many replies already.

 

OMGUS Ishy!

[John E. Kelley]

My gosh! So many replies already.

 

OMGUS Ishy!

 

I just rolled a d20, that's how I got my D1 vote tonight lol.

[Nolder]

Vote: Barmacral

[keyholder21]

My gosh! So many replies already.

 

OMGUS Ishy!

 

I just rolled a d20, that's how I got my D1 vote tonight lol.

 

Niiice. That's a good idea. I should totally do that from now on.

 

 

Furthermore, I really like your new siggy!

[John E. Kelley]

Thanks, Ithi did it for me.

[Blackhoof]

i wouldjoke-vote, but it always seems that as soon as i do everyone decides that the time for joking had passed and lynches me

[John E. Kelley]

We'll let ya slide this time.....really, I promise.

[Hybrid]

Checking in.

 

Vote Verbal

 

This game is too easy

[Niniel]

Clowns are evil, everyone knows that. But the spider was just too lame. Ruined the whole movie. *nods*

 

I think Barm need one more vote.

[Niniel]

No editing - then you have to stand my crappy English. Sorry!

[hazelkrs1]

Checking in and Voting Barm since he's unlucky 13 and early trains make me happy.

 

 

 

 

Clowns do not. Unless it's Homey Don't Play That from In Living Color

[Leelou]

Is torn, but Vamb

[ed2funy]

All this talk of clowns, and you know Lily doesn't like em.

[Nolder]

All this talk of clowns, and you know Lily doesn't like em.

oh really?

 

so I went to the circus the other day and...

 

jk

[Nolder]

ACTUALLY

I have kind of a horrifying story about a clown

 

I was like 8 years old or something and my dad took me to a haunted house for halloween

I didn't even want to go in the first place but he made me

I went in alone too

so I went through it and got really scared and stuff, obviously

and when I finally made it out all I wanted to do was leave and like my dad was standing in the parking lot talking to someone or something

and as I went to go to him these two people dressed as evil clowns got in my way

I think they were workers for the haunted house

at least I hope so

 

one had a chainsaw which I'm like 85% sure was real and the other had a whip

so I tried to go around them but they kept blocking my way

then the one with the whip started whipping me and it hurt a lot

and I yelled for my dad and tried to run around the clowns but they were older and faster and kept blocking me

my dad thought they were just joking around and said something like "you're fine stop being a baby"

and they kept chasing me around and I yelled for help but no one was paying attention to me

that whip really hurt

it left marks

I told my dad

I was like "dad this clown is whipping me for real it hurts help!" or somesuch but he just kept saying I was fine

 

anyway eventually they just let me go but I was pretty traumatized for awhile

I showed my dad the marks that stupid clown left and he was like oh wow wtf

if they were hurting you why didn't you say something?

I was so mad

 

anyway that's one of three halloween stories I have

the other two aren't quite as horrific lol

[Niniel]

A terrible story!

[Karasayl]

Probably was a real chainsaw just without the chain Nolder, seen that a lot in haunted houses here.

 

Anyway just checkin in. :)

[Nolder]

Probably was a real chainsaw just without the chain Nolder, seen that a lot in haunted houses here.

could be!

I was too young to know

all I know is it sounded scary and that clown was chasing me with it

[Kathleen]

Checking in. Three pages didn't take as long as I thought I would!

 

Vote Karas, because I can.

[Kathleen]

Lily, do we have a deadline for day one?

[Lanthirrhos]

I used to dream that several clown figurines in my Great Grandmother's house would come to life and try to kill me.

 

I should throw out my usual diclaimer: my s key sucks. I'm likey to miss some s's along the way, I know I have already. So I might start typing about omething other than "scum"--which is somewhat dubious, if hilarious in some contexts of mafia. Just ignore it. I can't edit to fix it, and I'm too lazy to proofread. Although I check that word especially now.

[Amadine]

Evening poppets :)